/cum/

new edition edition

hello

i'm getting out of here

existential horrors edition

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It's really fucking hot outside. Fuck I hate summer.

Pakis out

>work until 10:30 tonight
>Weekend guy called off
>Have to be back here at 7am

God Save the Queen

>Christmas is still 6 months away
>3 months left of humid bullshit

Holy fuck
I literally made another cup of coffee
What the fuck am i doing
Stop me please

>How's living in 1940 going?

what do you mean by this?

don't you feel nauseous?

I had 4 cups earlier (now am onto tea) and I already feel like shit

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Looks like the Serbian flag in the thumbnail.

Storm's a-brewin'.

Half Christmas is only 22 days away!

>tfw no Canadian bf

Can't stop drinking coca cola lads.
I really want to stop

I wonder what would happen if you bought pure caffeine and then took it as a suppository. Enough to kill?

Fatass

wow

Skinnyfat, actually

better start drinking water instead you fat fuck

very bad post

leafs out

Hands were shaking a few mins earlier, but nothing else
Probably, but this is my last one, i want to live

The cross is way too thick for Finland

will my dog ever stop being afraid of mirrors?

really makes you think

Set your flag, it tickles my autism

How can mirrors be real?

"""""""""no"""""""""

i'm sorry

Whats up my fellow Americans?

you're literally rotting away your teeth

fuck off you retarded weeb cunt

Is your name Timo? I've been looking for that bitch.

gas a rasheed

How do we deal with the Chicano problem
>immigrate to US to escape poverty and open up more opportunities for yourself and children
>kids grow up and want the american southwest ceded back to Mexico

Timo is a guys name so no.

>only says hello to americans but not to the rest of us

F-fuck you finland

hi friend

Best day of my life

America is a continent, not a country. Dumb Mexican.

Soooo i can call myself american?
:^) hmmmm

Well yeah, but Mexican is more specific.

We can start by laying siege to Mexico City again.

absolutely not.

No, fuck you

yes but the demonym american in english only refers to citizens of the united states

there is no term for someone from the americas

Dumb stupid cute finn

put the finn in the bin

What about me

Says the leaf

THIS
H
I
S

you're in leaftown boy
and I got buddies who will back me up

recycling, organics, electronics, or waste bin?

Toxic radioactive waste
:^]

Why did people hate Batman Vs Superman? I'm about 10 mins in and it's good besides the car chase being a little overdone.

Disney paid off critics

Finns can't win

In Canada we bury that stuff under the Canadian shield. There isn't really a bin for it on the curb.

r8 my cat

>10 minutes in
maybe watch the whole thing first?

People apparently liked some of the batman parts, but Superman was still edgy and depressing. They also tried too hard to set up for the Justice League to copy Marvels success with the Avengers but without getting people to like the characters first.

Every studio pays critics to give them good reviews but they only pay 27% of them.

Nice oval shaped cat
9/10

Hey guys, I can speak Chinese!
Ching chong bong wong ting tong ding dong! ooooh, das verry nice! can I get an egglorr? can i get a fucken egglorr prease? whadda bing dong qing ting bing bang

Go ahead

post more kot

would pet

>yea i'm a emo and punk girl who likes vinyls on my Crosley. Modern Baseball, Front Bottoms, All Time Low, the list could go on...


tumblr was a mistake

looks like mine/10
Is it friendly, or an antisocial cunt like mine?

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hes very friendly to me but he takes a while to get used to others.

Rate my ebin pasta

Ruthless, my style as a legionnaire
Ran with the 19th, executed in meanwhile
Shooting, I specialized in purging
Slavs, Jews, Gypsies and others
Daily, it's all about comin up
Makin sure no jews are runnin up
{Because I'm a legionnaire havin' fun}
Strapped with a Gewehr when I'm walkin through Riga
Terrible, I never listened to my captive
It went in one ear, and out the other
Ran my squad, gassed them all
Call a jew out a name, yo I ain't no semite
I'm a nazi, officer, lookin for a nigger
At nineteen I bought a MP-40
Rollin, and marching on Moscow
Brother don't you know you can't trust a slav
Or jews, gypsies, niggers or criminals
Leave your tank open, gank for your comms
Hard and raw, no regard for the war
([Female:] Jāni, were you ever caught slipping?)
Hell no! Just trippin off freedom
And slavs ain't nothin but subhuman dogs to me
Jews! I'm not sorry for that verse
It's in my nature, I gotta tell truth
About anybody gettin on my nerves
You get beat, shot, hanged and served
So... you know who I am
And if it's not TRIPS, I really don't give a DUB

WHAT PLANET
IS THIS?!

Give me my cat back

atleast try to dirnk zero or diet

i don't get the excitement of such incredible average cats These animals are truly overrated af

Im now drinking balsam
Who else /literallymadman/

>grass turning yellow again
>no rain
>near 100 F
>not even a week into june

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LATVIIAA OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

You too, abdul

life itself was a mistake

It's always christmas somewhere.

Calm down and put the detonator away, Ahmed.

>nigga wants to die
there are easier ways to kill yourself friend.

cum-chan?

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Last wank: 8/10

Oh shit, what are you doing here? This was my safe place from /balt/

good post
did you /cum/ well?

All of my whacks have been sub par lately. I should take a break.

bring back /balcum/ for the next thread

>2 of them

Takin a dip in the pool, lads.

>including balt
Lol no its /clum/ only

bring back /bum/

don't drown lmao

>/lum/*

You dont want the whole autist bundle, trust me.