/brit/

Classic childhood toy edition

cara

janny's not gonna like this

not one bit

First for Sae

>tfw our school banned them

fuck sake

crayon pop

are dave

Nah nigga

Used to throw those at my cat 2bh

Don't like cats much

Love these things

Go fuck yourself

telling mumsnet about this

we both know who's the mastermind behind said operation, nice try though.

I feel fat lads

janny whats the best brand of nappy (diaper)?

>"British values like tolerance and multiculturalism".

VERPISS DICH SAEANON,

Außerdem: Sae ist eine dreckige Hure, ganz im Gegensatz zu Choa, der Göttin alles Femininen.

I used to carefully unwrap them and make a fuckhuge fun snap which went off like a bomb

Lads what the fuck determines at what point a new thread is made? It must be some serious fucking metaphysics and shit, sometimes new threads are made at 300 and sometimes go past 400.

That's it! That's the stance!

we all abide by the janny

janny and his sick, twisted mind

the rules he creates bare no consistency

310 if old janny isnt looking page 7 if he is

*throws handful of poppers at you*

*Hans Zimmer music starts playing*

YOU constantly think about Korea and Korean girls.

Korea and Korean girls NEVER think about Britain and British men.

~310

everything else is literally hitler

Homer

if anyone has the balls to stand up to the tyrant that is known as janny

I'll run your fucking face over a cheese grater you cunt

Very good thread, OP. Going to dump some of my favourite childhood toys now.

Anyone have one of these bad boys?

Some of the people in this sky audience are thick as fucking pig shit honestly can't believe their vote counts the same as mine

We should have a test to be able to vote 2bh

A lot of people here seem to justify themselves through diseases, "autism"...but you have to wonder whether we're the most mentally "fortified" people in our surroundings. Take this fucking Dutch eucalyptus for example. How did he not get mad from shitposting with Cara images, for ages now?

Depends if any mongs are around making early threads

Can someone tell me why Europeans feel the need to import 100,000,000 third worlders to their country?

What's the end game? What do you gain in the long run?

me in the bottom left

310, it's the attention seeking rats that keep posting early threads

Had this mighty max castle. Remember lording it over my mates.

because karma :0)

they were supposed to fuck off like the other europeans reeeeee

You don't even know for a fact that I have a face.

Reposting here:

I would love to do this
>get a load of really worthless pointless shit (20p machine rings, laminated pictures of pepes, empty mini tube of pringles, a single playing card etc)
>put it in an air and water tight box
>bury it deep in the ground in a field
>repeat 100 times around maybe 5 adjoining fields
Just to confuse the fuck out of some archaeologists in 300 years

punky the penguin mentioned

*walks in on a zimmerframe*

alright lads?

me on the the mantelpiece on the right

>the so-called "conservative" party

Literally what is the origins of /lat/'s Simpsons memes? Feels very interesting delving into that shithole, like an adventurer discovering a whole new culture.

Is it the same for those twats when we post Kev?

Population that feels no allegiance to it's host country and will vote for their new world order overlords

Lads I am working as a secretary to a female boss, I want to shag her senseless the fucking milf slag.

kpop

Look at the bottom of the page. See those numbers in the right corner? That's the post number. When those become italicized, it means the bump limit has been reached. Everytime someone post in any thread, it gets bumped to the first spot on page 1. Once the bump limit has been reached, it no longer gets bumped. That's when you make a new thread

Yes mate, loved that

Had it set up next to this of course, mine was laminate though

*feints to kick your zimmerframe away but pulls back at the last second*

haha come in mate have a seat, do you want a lager or a cuppa or something

Conservative in this sense means conserving the values of the glorious revolution

If you didn't have one of these, your parents hated you.

Rate my fit

>be Merkel
>planning to take control over Europe through the EU
>import thousands of low skilled/poor shitfags
>of course they will vote for you, cuz "mutti merkel invited me"
>[...] jews [...]
>success

all i remember is how terrible mine smelt

shut it down

Why does /r9k/s Brit thread have more culture and memes than us?

you look like a bellend

>Making a new thread at the bump limit

JANNY

ivan/10

nu-janny doesnt seem to care at all tbf

This motherfucker could jump up curbs.

JUMP UP CURBS. No stopping me.

>Hitler. 1936: Guys, ever notice how Germans are declining?

>Germans, 2016: Hitler was wrong....but let's prove him right by importing tons of immigrants


I don't understand how you can make that mistake

Thread personalities aren't culture they're cancer

>implying you could ever win at this

- Replenishing the population through cheap methods
- Gaining cheaper workforce
- Feel good in higher politics and on Twitter/Facebook

the wife

Who here was a strange child?

I hated almost everything that was aimed at me when I was young. Toys, games, movies etc, hated them all. I suppose I was quite mature from a young age, but that's ironic now because I'm a man child.

hitler loved muslims though

...

Instruction on how to play mouse trap as a kid:

>Set it up
>Trigger it

Lmao

>my parents get me one of those big jeep things
>drive trough a little sand
>it breaks
cried for days 2bh

this fucking thing also broke within 3 times playing this game

I was a fairly typical child, fairly bright, very popular, but my life was changed when I was about 10 by a horrific and seismic event and I've never been right since haha

I see this meme a lot, but no, he didn't. He didn't like anyone but Germanics

Not me lol you weird cunt lol everyone laugh at this mug he's mugged himself right off haha muggy mcmugface

Post fit

Ah yes, the original fleshlight

I tried to fuck these so many times. Not really possible.

...

muslims were good allies of germans, because they were killing both slavs and jews

why do you Sup Forums people pine after these tory media slags they're fucking vile

I understand them. I was in a /deutsch/ thread 10 minutes or so ago and wondered why there were only little posts per minute. When 310 was reached I made a new thread and posted the link in the old thread. Nobody appeared in my thread. Then, in the old thread, someone told me I was 20 minutes too late plus that I had limited intelligence.

Nevers used one like that but would definitely if I had one now

As brown skinned Arabians, I can safely assure you that Hitler did not like Muslims

Want a colostomy bag for an uninterrupted nights sleep

doing a sad

Hitler liked islam the ideology

Ah yes the 'muslims are one united entirely connected people' meme

Love it

You cretinous melt

Miss having a gf and touching girls lads.

Need to lose some weight and get a gf not had one in years.

Poleaboo is going to have to stop posting on /brit/ for a month, he keeps getting banned for ban evasion

Watching $5 wrestling now

going to burger king, what shall I get?

love how pakis bang on about multiculturalism being a good thing because it benefits them

haha thanks mate I'll have a pint of fursty ferret

*slowly waddles to chair*

you are a bellend

caramac and a lilt and a gf

TWIST IT
PULL IT
BOP IT

sheep fucker trying to be like australians at shitposting

Hitler despised all religion and often lied