Crashed PC at a pizza shop reveals facial recognition details

you can't fucking escape from surveillance anymore, user. eyes are fucking everywhere and they're recording it all.

that's some fucking creepy shit.... future will be much worse.

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theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/08/artificial-intelligence-beauty-contest-doesnt-like-black-people
youtube.com/watch?v=jMD1WDbCXhs
face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/
privacysos.org/blog/target-is-really-really-into-surveillance/
cvdazzle.com
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wtf is this

Yep.

Probably using amazon's tech.

> Peppe's pizza

You deserve to be surveilled if you eat there.

Oh RIP, the cameras outside are doing more than just recording us, they are all part of the botnet.

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>2011+6
>not wearing a mask in public

ISHYGDDT

The botnet is stalking us even harder than I thought. I don't want to know deep the rabbit hole guess

aimsuite.intel.com/

aimsuite.intel.com/get-started/how-does-it-work

>Smile:
>Glasses:
What. You'd think they'd be collecting general demographic info of their customers (as in, their age group and whether they should advertise to men more than women) but what the fuck do glasses and smiles tell them?

Mossad shit from Intel. This is why I'm going amd

It's everywhere.

aws.amazon.com/rekognition/

Even the image they use themselves looks like something from a dystopian future

I wonder if the camera is racist. Would be funny if it didn't recognize black people, or said the "ape face" thing, or recorded all Asians as "blinking male/female".

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theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/08/artificial-intelligence-beauty-contest-doesnt-like-black-people

wtf sillicion valley is contaminated too

>assuming the gender of your users
But it's 2017!

>ai doesn't like niggers
nobody likes niggers

not even niggers like niggers, why do you think they kill themselves?

glasses help ID, idk about smiles

>cameras installed mostly because niggers rob stores wouldn't recognize if someone was a nigger or not

>AI learns that dark skin is less attractive to humans
>AI is designed to judge human standards of beauty
>AI gets yelled at for doing it's job
>AI is sad
>AI just wanted to help

>you will live to see the day of skynet powered right wing death squads

oh...my god

yea its a trash reference, but there it is

this has been a thing for years, welcome to reality you fucking idiot

test

get a white shirt with lots of little faces printed on it. it will make recognition software poo itself

>not wearing an anti-surveillance suit

this works too, as does juggalo shit. so i hope you like ICP

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If I made a hat and put a bunch of confetti on it would it fuck the camera up? Confetti messes wit youtube streams because it fucks with the compression, could the same concept apply to CCTV cameras?

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>not wearing reflecting makeup
>not having a hat with IR LEDs

you've already been marked for reeducation.

nah LEDs are 100x more effective.

>checked

I doubt it, unless it was obscuring your face

>tfw during the race war AI will side with whites
feels good, man.

the LEDs only fool cheapshit cameras

Jokes on you, I'll just order my pizza online.

>non-free Javascript

Well, guess I'll starve to death, then.

Just grow your own pizza dude

>cheapshit cameras

so like 90% of cameras then. Most non-banks don't like spending money, so they get the off the shelf shit kit for 99 dollars.

he'd have to use proprietary monsanto seeds.

Here's another company that does this shit:

youtube.com/watch?v=jMD1WDbCXhs

Here's the LIVE DEMO... upload pic or use webcam. Show results.

face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/

This facial recognition shit is EVERYWHERE!

Just fucking wear glasses/disguise when you're out and about.

Good thing I don't go outside and have all my food delivered

when did we becomes future

WAKE ME UP

>face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/
I think it got the age wrong.

It can't happen soon enough.
I would fucking die laughing when passing on front of one of these and I get a dragon dildo ad.

Reminds me of the Christmas episode of Black Mirror, I knew it was a bit unsettling for some reason

as somebody who was once a walmart monkey, i can assure you they have some fucking james bond level shit installed

Doesn't seem very good at its job

first it was non-free javascript, now we've come to this, why is RMS always right

>age: 24

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

>the botnet wants me to starve

So does Target: privacysos.org/blog/target-is-really-really-into-surveillance/

wait reference to what i think i know but im not sure

lel, yeah it seems kinda shitty but the stuff amazon, intel, google etc has is a lot more advanced

>That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
kek'd.

that episode was insane. also, better than the netflix ones.

can't wait until cyberpunk is reality lads

shouldn't be long now

DNA is proprietary tho

PIZZAGATE CONFIRMED

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opensource pizza when

Sure, until some russian virus hacks my DNA and gives me cancer
Fucking drumpf

>That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
heh

IR LED does not werk

that is creepy. how do we confuse the cameras?

draw face on your arse, learn to walk on your hands

Can't go into pizza shops anymore. Proprietary code and privacy invasion.

I'm starving.

you don't. you could cover your face I guess or just try to avoid areas with these cameras, although they are fucking everywhere now so thats not realistic

i can't believe it took this long for this to be posted

makeup and masks

oh and learn to walk differently cause they can use your gait to narrow things down too.

THE PIZZAFAGS ARE RIGHT AGAIN!

I warned you bro

I warned you about proprietary code

this is proof that the bot is only intelligent as its coder. AI is a control freak's paradise. Fuck these people big time.

how long until those millimeter scanner things at the airport are used at every store?

They will use them in fucking movie theaters to catch food sneaks!

open sores could do this too tho

Most stores will ask you to remove your mask and kick you out if you refuse.

Some should put a 2d in the contest.

nearly every facial recognition software thinks that i'm a woman.
even though i have really short hair

God, I wish I was a boobies analyzer AI

It's illegal to wear masks in some states because muh kkk

Time to [spoiler]trap[/spoiler] yourself

I recall seeing some designer selling shirts that were plastered with fragments of celebrity faces specifically designed to confuse facial recognition software, it was actually really effective against then-current efforts.

Wear a burqa

How long until masks become a part of our wardrobe?

it's normal to wear a mask in Japan

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Will never catch on, normies wont give a shit about this if they ever hear about it in the first place

very expensive camera and software. not something your average branch of any business would have

Realistically is there any way of defeating these that won't get you weird looks in public? An IR reflective hat or some shit?

I know i've been here for too long when this gets to me.

as long as i have an excuse to wear a domino mask

This. If the left is going to push for importing muslims so hard, might as well take advantage of it.

wrong, its literally a pizza shop in Olso

We should day zero one of these. You know these idiots connect these kiosks to the web.

The feeling when cyberpunk fashion was born out of defeating facial recognition, and not modern tribal gangs.


cvdazzle.com

DELETE TIS

I kinda like it

China's "Social Points" scheme is only small steps away from Psycho Pass. It's already here