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Alri edition

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/luso/

hi how are you

couple man chasing papers
couple man chasing status

Drake

kill the normals

ok I suppose
been pretty bored recently

good good post

Just done a big blogpost just before the new thread post
Make sure to read it

Nigel would win in a presidential race, sorry to break it to you cuckservatives and corbynites

need tucking in

Fucking hell, some lads just have a proper fist fight in the street outside my house. Wish I still lived at home so my Mum would have been there to protect me.

Lonely desu

have you converted to grime whilst i've been gone?
i tried to convert you so many times, bit inconvenient timing

>downloading Berserk at 11 MiB/s

*molests u and turns the light off*

night kiddo :)

I wish the UK would do a mock-presidential election like ours for a year.
Would be a fun time for /brit/.

What do I need to do to get (You)s around here?

For the lad who asked, here's 0-G of my collection.

fat

starting to like it yeh

gimme the magnet la, wanna see how slow my povertynet is.

bart

which version

youtube.com/watch?v=K-8GWoC8Fp0

Few of my mates said that trump was a 'racist' earlier and that they didn't want him to become president

Revealed my power level slightly by accident but I couldn't help because I was triggered

>21 Jump Street

dark horse scans
read it a couple years ago with the shite scanlations, this should be good
>tfw miura made idea of evil chapter non-canon

thanks lid

Alri

>Caring about who's in charge of a foreign country
Normies autism never cease to amaze.

bakabt berserk

>pornography

me

everything's not alri actually

good lad
are you beginning to realise that grime is very closely related to dnb?

Ahh yes

>mfw the same normies I make fun of pakis with unironically share memes on Facebook calling Trump a racist

REALLY want to impregnate that girl

And that foreign country just happens to be the most powerful and influential country in the world.

nah me enjoying it has nothing to do with dnb tbqh

I thought it was pretty funny, desu

Me n the lids x

think Elon Musk is the only innovator of our time

Ah yes, forgot that we directly govern your country.
See you tomorrow when we come to install your free wall x

One time at work someone said we should just let the migrants at Calais in and got annoyed and said "Why? So the rest of the country can be ruined like London and Birmingham?" then I realised what I was saying and stammered "O-over crowded and crampt, we're a tiny island mate" awkward as fuck

just got home from my 4th successful date this week lads

pretty easy once you stick to a pattern

How do you have any storage left on your computer?

me and the missus
me and the lads

>I'm lucky maybe because I've got a good set of friends who know my situation, they didn't offer me but I reckon even if I asked for some of the joint they probably would have refused to let me have any as they know it's not good.

Good eggs. They sound like a good bunch of lads. We're acting the same to one of our friends at the moment who's suffering from depression and anxiety.

>BULLSHIT FILLER TO TRICK DUPE REPLY FILTER

He needs to stay off the drugs, so we try not to do them around him.

>I've already developed a oneitis at work and we've shared a few smiles but I don't really know how to take it to the next step
Not sure if I'd want to get involved with a girl I work with too deep though, as it will end up way too awkward if things go tits up

You're right to be wary. Don't shit where you eat, basically. But a different department can be fair game if it's a big company.

>BULLSHIT FILLER TO TRICK DUPE REPLY FILTER


Mine is not a big company. Christmas just been our work had a party and it ended in me doing cocaine off one of my coworkers legs. Can barely look each other in the eye and it's motherfucking june. Would have been even worse if we fucked.

I'm smashed too. Lets keep this conversation going, haha. Literally drinking in bed.. I bailed on a party to be here, lmao.

define success

riley sticka

Rate me new shades lads x

>Das Boot

whole list discarded/10

He doesn't download pointless 20GB rips
YIFY does just fine

External 4tb drive.
I'm preparing for the TTIP to fuck up internet piracy.

they're all probably

Really makes you think 🤔

youtu.be/rVX3c_O3RSY

Of course, not in the same field of work though.

look at this fucking dog

They were all moles I bet

Well done mate. How you getting them, tinder?

Personal favourite first date is a bit elaborate, but has had a 100% success rate. Every girl has said it's been one of the best dates they've been on, but it's dead simple.

A comedy club.

You sit there, you drink, you laugh (without effort) then you talk in 15 minute intervals, laugh some more, and by the times you leave you've just been laughing and drinking and you're set up well for either more drinking or back to theirs.

Well worth the cost of the ticket.

>Ah yes, can't enjoy this film without my glorious 128kbs audio, just wouldn't be the same

they were 4 quid from new look haha
of course you're a reddit flag that's noticed i'm posting again and are trying to mug me off
i've already been doxxed though so don't really care

who is that?

Haha you sound a bit miffed Cal la

Interesting idea, however
>has had a 100% success rate
Fuck off turbo normie

>i don't download YIFY gold

Trying to do a sleep
Failing at doing a sleep

They're no good, we can still see your face

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This country has gone to the dogs

Well the minimum would be to have her enjoy the night, and actually telling me so, and how "the night flew" and shit, then even saying that her friend is having a party atm and that I should go to the party with her after we've been out

You'd be surprised how generic girls can be

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garage

keep smelling shit wherever i go. think i'm about to have a stroke

Alri lads,

Saw radiohead live this evening, they were proper good

Interstellar was great

>user will you drive us all home at 2AM while you're high as fuck and we're all drinking cans of lager and stink of weed

VERY impressive

>YIFY gold

redpill me on yify ''''gold''' pls

love a bit of yify

>miffed
not sure what you meant by this, they've already been posted and yes it's me and no i don't care
tbf i'm only posting now because i came home smashed and had nothing else to do

The most we can hope for is a heroic passage through life

Yep, tinder and bumble

Totally agree with comedy clubs, have actually suggested that on /brit/ before

The only thing to note is don't sit at the front, or else be prepared to feel awkward as fuck when this newcunt comic shits out his rehearsed "first date from tinder" shite

Honestly, mostly 720p, and a lot of YIFY rips.
I'd rather have have a huge library of films at watchable quality than a small library of ultra-high quality 10gb rips.
I don't need to see garden state or kung fu panda at 1080p photorealistic quality.

etaps lad are you still alive?

>watchable

It's 22GB lad

Literally the exact opposite of what YIFY did

Don't even think actually bluray rips are released on public trackers, as most people don't care for them, and are happy with 700mb ETRG files

it's only a success if you closed the deal numbskull, what you described is like a 0-0 final in povertyball

its not real just like the freemasons

post stats

>watching Garden State or Kung Fu Panda in any quality
Complete runt

Hark! The sound is spreading from the east and from the west!
Why should we work hard and let the landlords take the best?
Make them pay their taxes on the land just like the rest!
The land was meant for the people

me in the pic

WHO?????????

Imagine being autistic enough to dislike Yify lol

forgot to post this

me

Lolno

I've had sex on first dates before, it never goes anywhere after that

If you want a fwb you hook them in a little first, after having sex on the first date there's nothing to do

The girl who asked me to go back to the party her friend was having was basically begging for the D, although I just went home, leaving her gagging

do americans really have to drive through cones on their driving test?

learn to reverse image search you mongoloid

>breitbart.com

>tfw no Brit bf

>tfw lost my whole collection