/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user gets a Zuk 2 cover and and screen protector before the Zuk 2 that he ordered in March even arrives • Frugal user buys a chink safety razor • user gets phone tripod and an SD card adapter • Chink sunglasses are back in season • user is late to the autism party • HRT is still banned from /csg/ • user buys a backpack and it still hasn't arrived after the buyer protection period • user receives a NATO strap that's worth more than his chink SOKI watch • Tea is now the offical beverage of /csg/ • user receives an FM radio bug but has no plan for it just yet • user's RNP3 suffers from random reboots, causing him warranty nightmares • Chink knife autism can't be stopped • user gets velvet pads for his Superflux HD668B, says they're comfy • user gets chinked after being sent a pen instead of the NTAGs he waited 3 months for • Peter the chink accuses pen NTAG user of lying Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/fag-glasses/32620574068.html
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aliexpress.com/item/bicycle-bottle-holder/32792775992.html
aliexpress.com/item/bike-light/1000003449171.html
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s.aliexpress.com/3Ifeeaiq
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>When you make the news everytime

So what Chinese tea is /csg/ drinking today?

Best Watch?
aliexpress.com/item/2017-Luxury-Brand-Watches-BOBO-BIRD-Mechanical-Watch-Men-Wooden-Wristwatches-Genuine-Leather-Strap-relogio-masculino/32794425107.html

>$60 for that

...

REEEEEEE
Loose leaf or get chinked

chink light and l angle bracket arrived

Are you the user who was said they were buying one of these?

>chinese tea
>best
Best Tea is from Sri Lanka.

Thinking bout getting an Arduino kit. I'll get chinked on Ali?

Has anyone here bought micro SD cards from AliExpress? I keep seeing this Kingstick brand I wonder if it's legit.

Probably not.But if you're worried about getting chinked, try fasttech.
They're pretty much the only store I know that actually gives a shit about product quality.
Not too much, it's still chinkshit, but still.

IT it sounds like it's trying to pretend to be a western brand, avoid it.
The LD donut microSDs are good though.

yea decided not to based off a few youtube videos

Bi Luo Chun from Wu Liang. Cold brewed. Quite refreshing desu.

The Arduino's boards and kits I have bought work fine.

Amazon now has similar prices so you are better off buying from them. If you have to buy from China then go to Banggood they have 128gb shark sdcards for 40usd

My sunglasses arrived and some light reflects on the back of the lens and I can basically see my reflection in there. Did I get chinked or is this normal for (chink) sunglasses? I haven't worn one in years. A quick google search tells me that since it's polarized it shouldn't reflect and shit. It is quite annoying.

aliexpress.com/item/fag-glasses/32620574068.html

Found a cheaper one
aliexpress.com/item/BOBO-BIRD-M20-M21-Mens-Mechanical-Watches-Vintage-Clock-Male-Antique-Flywheels-Turntable-Casual-Automatic-Self/32809963756.html

You can see a reflection of your eye while wearing the sunglasses?

SOMEONE PLEASE LINK THAT MICROPHONE BUG!
I wonder what the range on that thing is, I don't have a current use for it but maybe one day I could.

Three item bonanza! These items all arrived a while ago but I was testing them out.
Note; I don't have a camera that isn't dogshit at the moment so no pictures:

Item 1:
aliexpress.com/item/Bicylcle-Saddle-Bag/32756975445.html

Attaches well enough to my bike. Holds things. Stays attached. Isn't falling apart. Good value, but don't expect to fit too much in it, the bag is not particularly large.

Item 2:
aliexpress.com/item/bicycle-bottle-holder/32792775992.html
It's a holder of bottles. I weighed it and it was about 41 grams like they said it was. I gave it a feel- it's sturdy and well built, and light. It feels like a quality piece of kit. Came with a glow-in-the-dark wristband. Attached it to my bike- not using a chink bottle though. I don't love solvents that much.

Item 3:
aliexpress.com/item/bike-light/1000003449171.html
It's a bicycle light. About as bright as they claim, charges via microUSB. I got the 200lumens one, and the strap works just fine, it doesn't change position.
Battery life... I didn't test. It's got brightness settings, and one setting that blinks an SOS signal in morse. Weighs 121g.
Pretty good value. For a cheap light it's bright and useful.

If so... can you recommend any specific kit if you already have a UNO? Or a MEGA kit

Ignore the link request, I am a retard. Still wondering what the range is though.

>28gb shark sdcards for 40usd
they were like 30 usd some months ago, what happened?

only on the side, it reflects my face. seems like some light leaks in from the sides and hits the back of the lens. this way there's a brighter reflection. I might try to take an image later.

You bought the wrong bike light.

aliexpress.com/item/Bicycle-Lights-Waterproof-Silicone-Egg-Lamp-Night-Cycling-Rear-Seat-Back-Lights-Creative-Bike-Ball-Tail/32787245567.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_436_10136_10137_10157_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10147_10052_10053_10107_10050_10142_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10178_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10181_10183_10182_10185_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_3&btsid=b3232e5b-ac6c-4841-9889-3f571c7825ea&algo_expid=29068e0f-f33f-4644-8887-387a48193e5c-7&algo_pvid=29068e0f-f33f-4644-8887-387a48193e5c

That's a rear light, not a front light.

Any particular brands that you would recommend?

Link?

That's the store name? I will put it on my avoid list

they closed it? 404

Wew lad, they're shit. Just get a Seiko 5

Got this scale thing I'm going to use when fishing. Seems accurate.

No Seiko 5 look like a cheap plain unreliable Thai-made watch.

I rather get that desu

>Non-britfags talking about tea

>Too autistic to get the joke that budget tea comes from china

>britfag
>buying chink tea

>I don't want cheap, unreliable
>I'll buy a chink mechanical

Can't tell if actual autist or just trolling

Wew lad! Only proper tea is from Yorkshire!

I fell for the xiaomeme and got a Mi5s. The rear camera is faulty and I'm sending it back to GearBest for repair.
If I do a factory reset, will this stop them from knowing I did anything that may have voided the warranty (I flashed a different ROM to try fix the issue initially and I believe that may void the warranty)?

you can tell immediately cus they drink it cold....

plebs

Obviously not, but literally no reason not to buy from the supermarket.

Maybe if good tea wasn't available like in murica, but it is here

don't think so, those things were made to be flashed

Are you saying they will or won't know what I did?

Just flash back the original Rom and hope they aren't retarded about flashing
My note 3 had a different rom but I still could send it over to get the digitizer replaced

My mouse's middle button doesn't work anymore but I can still scrolling. Any good chink mice to buy?

Motospeed or James Donkey.

>bongs thinking they know about tea

Maybe a couple of hundred metres on a full 9V in ideal conditions

Fuck that's great.

Any idea how it works? Do I literally just connect it to the battery and put the proper FM signal on the radio?

$1.80 chink nato with japgook watch
there is no god but god
allah akbar

Hey /csg/, how can I scam Gearbest for getting a full refund ? Oh, and package is tracked...

Looks good man/10

Am going to get a nato for mine. How welll did it fit through the bars? I've heard it can be quite tight

you can barely get legitimate refund form Gb, good luck for a scam one

They didn't even reply last time I tried to get a refund.

Between this s.aliexpress.com/Ejuu267f
And this s.aliexpress.com/ENFrQriQ

Which one is okay?

What's a good chinese fidget cube replica?

aliexpress.com/store/product/VINTAGE-STEAMPUNK-Sunglasses-round-Designer-steam-punk-Metal-OCULOS-de-sol-women-COATING-SUNGLASSES-Men-Retro/1229218_32219828796.html?sdom=704.123484.111128.0_32219828796

what are the chances these dont have uv coating?

post wrist. this is important

>Am going to get a nato for mine. How welll did it fit through the bars? I've heard it can be quite tight
it's very tight but doable. This strap is 1.3mm in thickness. I had to put the pin partly through, slip part of the strap under the pin with the pin at an angle, force the pin over and downward at the same time, align it into the hole while pushing with the spring bar tool, then I was able to snap it in

took me maybe a min to figure out hte first one and then 30 seconds for the next one, tight but not an issue in practice.

Impossible to change without removing the pins though, which is a shame, but not a big deal

What do you think about the LeEco Le Max 2 ?

Where do I find the 1:1 DW replicas?

Le absolute le shit le phone.

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check out the Rosefield watches on aliexpress
but don't bother, they don't keep good time
these look ugly IRL anyway, none of you skinny faggots look good with a 40mm dinner plate on your wrist, trust me

...

Any good Aliexpress items where I can find lewd pictures of Russian girls' feet? So far I can't seem to find any. Plenty of quality swimwear reviews, though...

Why ?

Yes. Range will be heavily influenced by antenna length and design which is an art so black it will steal your TV. Bear in mind that max range is going to be somewhere with LOS between tx and rx and no interference of any kind.

You actually think that chink watch looks better?

Got my 5000mAh Aukey. Finally something that will fit into my pockets.

Recommend me something for my skinny wrist

Seiko 5

>Get Chink Erisin Android car radio for 320€ off ebay
>works for 2 days
>yesterday it completely stops working, only white bars on LCD screen
>contact shop
>"hello dear friend, we think screen is broken, we send you new screen have a nice day :^)"
>have to disassemble this dogshit thing and waste time until full refund because the whole thing is probably fried, not just the screen

CHINK'D!

I hope they don't and you go blind from wearing those autistic pieces of shit.

lift heavy objects in various different ways

Casio terrorist watch
Timex Easy Reader - 35mm
Timex Weekender - 38mm
Seiko 5 is ok
Vintage domed watches from the 50's and 60's, they're usually 33 to 36mm
MDV106 for a cheap diver, might be too big depending on your wrist circumference

Mine's 6.5" around and these watches fit well

This thread about chink shit you retard.. Stop recommended nip shit...

From what I've heard from researching the same thing, UV protection is just an intrinsic quality of the plastic used for lenses.

It's supposed to actually be harder to make lens that aren't UV protected

One of the points of the 5s is that they are reliable.

Also, 5s come in any variety you want. There is quite literally something that everyone will like asethically in the range

Thanks bro. I'll think of something, I need somewhere to hide it.

Chink now says the seeds I ordered will grow 20% THC plants, which I doubt desu. Half, or even quarter of that and I will be happy.

Doesn't seem like she wants to talk about ".recreational purposes".
It is understandable, but which scenario is more likely:

>she is just worried of authorities getting to know about her selling marijuana seeds

>she is worried of me revealing this isn't potent weed.

HELP

Awei A920BL or Sound Intone H6?

I NEED BLUETOOTH IEMS

You'll end up getting useless male plants like 0utsider

newfag here, how to avoid getting chinked.

You get what you pay for.

> >she

s.aliexpress.com/3Ifeeaiq
If you actually want to bug somewhere this looks a lot more interesting since you get two audio channels plus video. If it's anything like 5.8Ghz transmitters it will get hot as fuck though

He can just check which one are which, can't he?

Could you link that exact item?

The colonists do have "sun tea" that is almost drinkable

Shoot, so I would need to attach a camera and mic to this one? Looks interesting.
How do I view what's being recorded?

pls, is there any guide on what to do if you don't get what you bought or if it isn't working.
pls halp ;_;

>guy asks about watches
>asks for specific recommendations
>I'm supposed to recommend chinkwatch 3897173
lol no fuck off
there are no good chink watches
general rule is a ratio of 4-5 wrist to watch dial diameter without crown

so around 35-36mm is good for a 6.5" wrist

usually you get what you pay for, sometimes you can get good value items, it's rare to get something genuinely high quality and cheap. Often times you have to pay a midrange price but still cheaper than what you'd pay in the USA to get something at acceptable quality. If you pay $1 for something it's going to be a $1 item. generally

not always though

basically you have to have common sense and be willing to spend money, but sensibly

what happened here

First you contact the seller.
If the seller refuses to give you a refund or replacement, you file a dispute with aliexpress (or whatever site you're using).
This will usually get you your money back, or a replacement.

It's very rare that people get fully chinked- it's much more common to just be disappointed in what you get, because you spent $1 and it's $1 worth of shoddy stitching or whatever.

Guise, I just got surprise UN-chinked!
I ordered the Superlux 668B from Gearbest between Christmas and New Year's. The protection period has long passed, and I got a refund through some serious back and forth negotiating with GearBest, and only after requesting a refund with PayPal.
And then, 5 fucking months later, suddenly I get my headphones delivered. I don't know if I should feel bad for chinking the chinks because of my country's awful mail service or good that I got it ostensibly for free.

On a side note, I have two other items from GearBest - a Sanrenmu 7010 knife and a Motospeed v40 mouse stuck in customs for over a month, so I guess I won't feel bad until they actually deliver those goods and I confirm them to be functional.

REVIEW TIEM:
- many anons hate the earpads, but I don't think there's any issue with them, they do a great job of insulating outside noise. My neighbor is basically demolishing her house, and when I put them on I can't hear any jackhammering at all, this thing is a blessing to my peace of mind. Also, no sweating at all and they feel very comfortable to me.
- the sound quality is definitely much better than anticipated, they compare favorably to my studio monitor speakers, basically the sound is of a very high quality, even though the bass is very much pronounced. The bass is never overwhelming, though, only very velvety and present. I like them, being mainly a bass player myself.
- came with 2 cords, 3 feet and 9 feet in lenght.
- the 3.5/6.3 adapter works well and allow me to play any electric instrument without annoying the shit outta my gf and neighbors, a definite plus and the reason I got the phones in the first place.

The only downside? I bought an Edifier H850 2 weeks ago because I thought the Superlux 668B was lost to chinking. Fuck.

>First you contact the seller.
>If the seller refuses to give you a refund or replacement, you file a dispute with aliexpress (or whatever site you're using).
Why would you ever contact the seller first? Just file a dispute immediately

But people keep buying for that lucky win where they get an item that's great and good value.
I've gotten many of those myself.

Avoid clothing, and edibles.

Just looked up Cayin's players. Would totally get pic related if I could afford it, I love the Y2K aesthetic.