How's the life expectancy in your country, Sup Forums? You feel like you're going to live a long time?

How's the life expectancy in your country, Sup Forums? You feel like you're going to live a long time?

Hopefully not

>portugal
what went wrong???

this also nice trips

>Deadtugal

why the fuck would I wanna pass the 70?

>my grandpa lived up till 90 something

yeah, im positive

73.3 years

kek
I miss the Badtugal meme. It got conflated with the we wuz kings meme and became unfunny shit.

I wont live that long.
Wtf is wrong with portugal?

I'm going to live to be 157 years old, just in time to see the Cubs win another world series :)

>slightly paler dark blue countries
what happened

>syria pretty at 70

i dond beleeb :DD

civil war

Well, after a quick google search, i can say that that map is bullshit

At least we are blue

nah I'm gonna die before 60. I smoke two packs of cigarettes a day.

Portugal is a meme here

>Uzbekistan better than us

t. Alberto Barbosa

77.5-80
Nice

>Short lifetugal

I'll kill myself in my 50s so it doesn't matter

All my male family members on both side all died from accidents or in war.
All my female family members on both sides lived to the near 100.

I just need to get out of France since it's about to become a subhuman country with the corresponding crime rate, and i'm good for 70~years yet.

lol the amerigan life expectancy, so much for first world

This. I can't imagine living past my 30s

there are few places in the world better than France. Maybe move to Vancouver or Seattle something.

Nah, i'm going to Japan.
It's soon going to be the last human country left, considering current worldwide trends.

is bolivia south america's poortugal?

Same desu. Once my mom dies I'm done.

That's haiti.

Bolivia is more like romania

>falling for the Sup Forums memes

You'll be fine, Etienne. I'd actually kill to live in France.

I think it'd be fun to live in Myanmar ;3

>Portudeads

The life expectancy in chile is 80 years, that's a pretty shitty image

My city have gone from cozy to crimes and arabic speakers everywhere in just 10 years.
And it's a relatively small city.

So, yeah. No.

idk i'll kill myself very soon

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How old is this map my grandpapi in Angola pushed it beyond 100 years

the countries with super low life expectancy numbers usually have high rates of infant mortality. those who actually reach adulthood will age just like normal people.

Fuck didn't think about that it's early as fuck here, thanks kiwibro

This

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Lifespan is a shitty measure desu.
My grandparents are all over 85 and still alive.

With my skin and family history I'm likely to die of skin cancer

white man NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME

Are you retarded? That doesn't mean anything other than you have relatively lucky grandparents who will probably die soon. Anecdotal evidence doesn't indicate any kind of trend

But I 'ever met anyone who died before his 80s

Same.

>US isnt in the green zone

just another bullshit colored map is all I see.

Drug and aids epidemic really did a thing over there

that's because you can't meet dead people

speak for yourself

>Shortlifespantugal

All my Grandparents are alive and healthy. I have a few people in my family that are over 100. I can't really say when I'll die. It could happen at any time, to anyone, young or old. I guess going by family history, health and life expectancy I should live into my nineties. That is as long as some sand nigger doesn't blow me up.

You can't in Australia?
What a shit country

I plan to be immortal dickheads

I have this theory that if you aren't dead by 65, you'll live to at least 85

Don't see many people dying between 65 and 85. A lot die around 55-65 here

> A lot die around 55-65 here
By natural death and not accident?
How is it even possible today?

Life starts to get real exciting after age 75

If not knowing whether you'll be alive the next day excites you i mean