Europeans brag about being able to speak two languages

>Europeans brag about being able to speak two languages
>Europeans struggle to speak English

talar du svenska?
puhutko suomea?

Aha. No se on just niin.

pääsiäinen

englanti on oikeestaan ihan saatanan ruma kieli ollakseni rehellinen perhe

lakupippu

>only two languages
>being this american

co kurwa

englanti on äärimmäisen helppo kieli, siinä sen viehätys.

sääli etteivät amerikkalaiset juuri osaa englantia.

Ketä äijät? Mikä buugi?

o czym ty pierdolisz amerykańcu

>Μετά τιμής, μονογλωσσιkό kομάτι λαρδί

In America I could speak 1 other language (at a low level) and it blew people's minds.

Just moved to France and even the cafeteria guy speaks 3 languages fluently. It's pretty neat.

Although I have to wonder if all that brain power memorizing different ways of saying the same thing could have been used for sending people to the Moon or inventing the Internet.

Just saying.

>not speaking atleast three languages
You dumb amerifuck

ripuli on paras ja oksennus

>esi amerikietis
>tave peršauna

Amerikkalaiset kamppailevat kunnon Englanti, joten he tehneet omat paska Englanti.

Rakastan Suomea.

>asked to speak three languages, but still cannot read the first one.

This and
>actually taking english seriously
It's the only language you can learn to communicate in by doing virtually nothing, mastering it isn't worth the effort when there's other languages out there.

That's not how brains work.

>qsq non sei un patetico americano
>qsq non succhi cazzi neri dalla mattina alla sera

at least we're trying rather to scratch our balls on a chair. Oh WAIT ACTUALLY IM DOING THAT ALL THE TIME HAHAHHREHEHEHEEEHEEH

ranska on perseestä

Je suis desolee pour toi. Sagre blöö. :DD:DD:D

Haluan näyttää
Haluan piilottaa
Haluan purkaa seinät
Jotka pitävät minut sisältä
Haluan ojentaa
Ja kosketa liekkiä

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got em

>americans brag about beeing the master of the universe
>can't properly read and write

>I-I only learned it as a joke, bro.
Pathetic

>europeans brag about being multilingual
>they don't even have the freedom to speak