Welcome to Clay Wars! The game, in which you colour a blank map for entertainment. Feeling autistic yet?
RULES: Create a country, post some information about it (government, language, history, the flag, etc.). Nobody owns a country per se, you only direct their actions in your posts. There is no real limit to the number of countries in play, so go nuts.
The only real rule is this: Be civil and reasonable. That means if you act like a nigger, your country will probably get fucked over by others (however if you want to roleplay as niggers, by all means, go ahead). Also, creating a giant super-empire spanning half the world is anti-fun and thereby forbidden, as an unwritten rule.
Christopher Myers
I'll start
>People's republic of Bavaria >Communist country set up by Jewish leftists >economy is fully socialised, any currency or private property is viewed as evil >citizenship can be granted by anyone, provided they turn over all their private property over to the state >every citizen is granted what they need by the state
Samuel Myers
Forgot to mention that the official flag is the red flag of socialism, and any display of nationalism over loyalty to socialism is punishable by jail.
Andrew Diaz
>Greater Palatinate >Rhineland-Palatinate and surroundings >Democratic, Clapitalist >Seceded from the rest of Germany after it got cucked and Berlin turned into a caliphate, due to the Islamic Revolution nobody could do anything about it >Seeks to claim all land the Rhine flows through in order to defend the rest of West Europe against Al-Germaniyah
Luis Parker
Put them on the map please
Joseph Green
I thought you'd do it, faggot
Hudson King
That would be a lot of work for me, and besides, you know best what you want on the map.
Jacob Reyes
That's why we split up. ://
Jacob Williams
Claim some land too
Michael Gutierrez
okay
Brandenburg and Saxony
Robert Nguyen
noice also fixed my claims :^)
Zachary Hall
unification when?
Kevin Brooks
Ask your commie friend
Michael Fisher
Emu Confederacy
Tribal confederation of sentient emus, emu chiefdoms united under a kangz who rules the entire confederation Language: Emu History: Founded by emus in the year 1488 Flag: The flag is a 6 color flag with a emu on top
Thomas Parker
wait do I have to draw?
Daniel Lopez
Fill in your claims on the map, Emu warlord
Brandon Wilson
How much is too much?
Robert Hall
>Dixie confederacy >gov. Confederacy >language: De facto English but also Spanish and French >Founded after Texas and the rest of the south seceded after Hillary election >has a heavily guarded border along tampa in Florida >flag is pic related
Isaiah Lee
I'm on mobile so I can't draw though. But anything West of Texas. South of Virginia. And North of Tampa is OK
Ryder Kelly
Yeah actually is there any good app to do this on mobile?
Jaxson Clark
yeah also >Caliphate of Brandesaxenburg >jingoist/jihadist, perma mobilised, industrialized due to lack of natural resources, has to conquer new territory at least every year otherwise it crumbles under inflation >Heartland of Al-Germaniyah pact
Elijah Scott
The Technocratic Empire of Antarctica, flag is white background with a clip art scientist, holds all of Antarctica, lays claim to South Africa, Tasmania and the southern points of Argentina and Chile
Aiden Wilson
in 2016, the emus discovered how to build boats. They began preparing to size Tassie from the abos
Grayson Carter
thats pretty fckin lazy
John Hall
The nation of matelandia is founded
Lucas Miller
I know :^)
Joseph Murphy
so what do you do after you make your nation?
Aaron Collins
he is a slovak, he didnt think that far ahead so I guess abandon thread
Carter Roberts
invade some meme territory obviously
Matthew Torres
las malvinas son Uruguaias
DULCE DE LECHE
James Walker
how do I color in the country sorry fro being a retard
Daniel Davis
*for
Matthew Cox
Well this thread was a nice idea, but pretty shitty implication next time I feel like there should be more stuff after you create a nation. Diplomatic relations, proper wars, that kinda stuff
and i would also like the thread be more focused on fleshing out the nation, such as adding facts about culture, language and history instead of only having it at the nation creation
History >Founded after the collapse of the Russian Federation, the Tsarist remnants seek the return of the Russian Empire and the authority of the Tsar's. >Also have cloned Tsar Nicholas II
Grayson Bell
paint bucket mate
Zachary Robinson
cheers lad
Oliver Mitchell
>Official name: State of Kamchatka >natives of far east siberia successfully defended against russians and eventually established their own state >ideology: national liberalism >languages:chukotko-kamchatkan, tungusic >religion: institutionalised native syncretic religion
Jackson James
fuck
Gabriel Scott
looks like we got some conflicting territorial claims mate
Ethan Davis
Tsarist Russia also claims that top prov, does this mean war?
Nathan Thompson
Name: Iruqouis Confederacy Ideology: Totem Gods Government: Tribal Council Languages :Dutch French and English Native Americans who took control of the beaver trade by farming them rather than hunting them to extinction
Isaac Hernandez
Why would they speak dutch, french and irish?
Asher Martinez
Tsarist Russia attempts to expand West in order to take Moscow
Austin Mitchell
They managed to conquer the British,french and Spanish colonies sorry dutch should be Spanish my bad
Christopher Lopez
But woulnt they still speak their own languages? Also the natives were pretty mean to the colonists and would have just genocided them
Joseph James
fuck man I guess your right
Isaac Morgan
Maybe rather than conquer the Colonies they integrated them
David Harris
Greetings from the Federal Republic of the Only Actually Inhabitable South American Territories
Language: Latin at the federal level, Latin + regional languages at the state level
State Religion: Roman Catholicism
Ideology: Economic Liberalism and Social Conservatism
Government: Federal Republic with devolved powers; strong government at the State level
Our mission in the short term: To expand the population by drawing in educated foreigners.
Justin Martinez
Ahh emu confederacy is pretty lame I want to create a new nation It will be called the Magyar Khanate
Language: Magyar(hungarian) Religion: Tengriism/Uralic shamanism Government: The khanate is currently led by Khan Orban, who rules over the petty chiefs of the land. He mainly controls diplomacy. military and religion, while the chiefs basically own the whole land, but dont have their own army History: The Hungarian Khanate began as the South Finngolian Khanate when Khan Mammi died without a heir. Khan Pekka, a chief with lots of soldiers quickly vied for the throne. However chief Arpad tried to take the throne as well but was defeated. His forces retreated south west until they reached Hungary, where Khan Arpad created his new Khanate, the capital being Budapest. It quickly created a new national identity, Magyar and the Khanate expanded, receiving tribute from Dacia, Vienna and the slavs. Flag: its the hungarian flag tech:by 2016 the hungarians had achieved mostly modern technology, thought the whole Khanate thing meant that life was still semi nomadic military: The Hungarian military is composed of steppe snipers riding on cyborg horses.
Jordan Bailey
The border tension is real lads
John Lewis
maybe somebody should remake this thread on /qst/?
Andrew Morris
Saluti from the New Holy Roam Empire Language:Italian Religion: Roman Catholic Government: Elective Monarchy History: During The Second World war Italy seized most of southern Europe whilst Germany focused mainly on the North of Europe and the soviet union
Isaac Collins
Galicia-Leonisque
History: Sup Forums autists somehow founded a new country Government: Best shooter in counter-strike matches gets to rule Legal system: Trial by combat Languages: Galician-Nortenho-Beirão and Astur-Leonese Religion: Sedevacantism Military: Bribe NATO officials to do our bidding Tech: Christian orders preserved ancient knowledge and keep it a secret Economy: World's largest Tax Haven by land area and transaction volume.