Coder

>coder

> computers

>rig

>white male

You're a coder monkey. Want a banana?

>cloud computing

>gaming

>code artisan

>code barista

>da JOOs

>social engineer

>code connoisseur

Coder is the least offensive term I've heard

If you settle for coder and not software engineer you may as well quit.

>coder
>* Artisan
>* fu
>rig
>Horizons
>Cloud
>ML
>Crypto

>OOP as "oop"
>GUI as "gooey"
>SQL as "sequel"
>WSDL as "wizdol"

>go on indeed.com
>search for coder
>3k results
haha stay neet fuck-o

>he doesnt kode on wednesdays

The only thing cringier than people calling themselves "coders" are the ones who claim to be triggered by it.

I highly doubt those triggered by it are actual programmers lmao

who the fuck can find her attractive?

>He doesn't want mistress katie to dominate him
What are you, gay?

>programming pistachio

>HTML programmer

Me.
t. mongoloid country inhabitant

I'd hit it

Do you call your doctor a cutter?

>code magician

I'm OK with this

Anytime I hear the term guru I cringe. Often used when someone is shoving work off onto someone else
>oh he's the product x guru, go talk to him

>autist

>application maestro

>software """engineer"""
Holy shit get the fuck over yourselves. You idiots couldn't even pass physics 201.

this

>engineering means it requires physics
lol

Do electronic engineers not count then? What about semiconductor engineers? What about embedded?

Nice

>code aficionado

>we need coders for SQL, HTML, PHP and powershell

>we need HTML, CSS, and JavaScript programmers