>things that didn't happen
edition
/brit/
umm i didn't just let a bit of pee out of my weewee because the loo is so far from here :|
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>26c tomorrow
JUST
say it into the camera and you get lots of
COOL MOD POINTS
bf is bullying me again
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them until they are dead and gone.
>me not fucking your mom
very confused about dubai
i thought it was reserved for all of the real housewifes people on telly so they can do their shopping an that
but apparently its affordable now for the family down the road that go to ibiza every year to go to?
thoughts?
post bp
>me not fucking your dad
>metric
pics
despite being black i don't consider myself an animal
i consider women animals and i refrain from having sex with them because i'm not into bestiality
Gf just sent me this
charli
*runs hand through hair*
*lights cigarette*
*hops on motorcycle (BSA 61 flat tracker)*
*you never see me again*
*5 years later you find a single rose on your door step with a note and hear a distant motorcycle engine*
how do you deal with people you love dying
Hey Lads , kill yourself
no
why is every single post made by sweden about black people and sex with them?
*teleports behind the other manc in the thread*
psh..nothin personnel kid
*slices you in half and makes you smell almost as bad as urmston*
Uncontrollable urge to lie in the sun by the river drinking beers
Its just 1 poster doing it all
He's a Haitian immigrant in sweden who is literally mentally ill
oh fuck JOHN DONT BREAK CHARACTER JOHN *starts banging head* JOHN WAHT ARE YOU DOING JOHN HELLO JOHN ANYONE IN THERE? ANYONE HOME? *starts biting arm*
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Watching some old yank film from 1957 on bbc2
Decent
>caring about people
Wish the normies would stop coming to this thread
>tfw no decent rivers near where I live
WHERE is the crate of runtlings i ordered?!
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didn't you get the memo you're australian you're only allowed to post crazy nonsense
g'day mates
IT IS TRUE
good, you fucking anime dickhead
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Top slag
my twisted fucking mind oscillates between thinking about some of the deepest fucking philosphy youll ever read and some of the most mind bending shit youll never read
peace
i feel like a plastic bag floating in the wind
how do you deal with a lonely soul on a dark winters saturday night
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT DDAooOAOOOOOO
SKKKTTT DAAAO kkkkORRRRRRR SKITt.............DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... dodododOOOOOOOOdDOATOOOOOOOOOOOttt.....................AYOOoooTTTT dadadaDOOO skitty ROOOOOO
>comes onto a anime website
>complains about anime
laughing
>We asked user "how many times have you had sex in the past year?" He said 1, why did you say 1?
>"Because I was telling the truth"
>Test says you're a liar pal
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this is called "denial"
you know that your country could have gone into space with us, but you chose socialism, instead.
such a waste of talent.
i hope its not too late for you.
ARE NIGE
youre not supposed to act like a real person you fucking nonce
if you do then what happens to the other countries
is that what the mexicANO told you when you were swashbuckling around his pueblo?
CORSARIO
*gets an actual plastic bag, puts it over your head, tapes the bottom of it around your neck and watches you burn (oh sorry did i not mention? just put the bag around you to fuck with you while i doused you in kerosene and well "burn baby burn" :)
just stop, it's shit.
just stating my pleasure in your lack of rivers
now lick my boots before I stomp you out of existence
i would defiantly pay 5p for you xx
mate that's a fart and then the sad realisation that it wasn't just a fart, and you have 4 hours of conference left.
Watching this too, 1950s America was the peak of human society
cara 2bh lads
actually that's a character from a videogame
what movie?
pretty deece films and television and songs from the time
>you should get some sun user
Yes and ruin my perfect porcelain skin? lmfao no thanks normies
>tfw warm summers day
how the tables have turned, my dear friend down under
m8, cope
not even the person you replied to you utter mug
half of Sup Forums knows about him
corsair is such a cool word
>we asked user whether in the last month he had lost his virginity
if one more anime runt replies to me I'm going to fucking do it
>1950s America was the peak of human society
bought a new laptop but the hard drive's only 320GB
any way to use my current 1TB one on it
literally this
No he's right. It's the same guy who literally posts shit.
*takes your last rolo*
you didnt put a * at the end of the post
youve embarassed yourself
literally not acceptable to not be using an SSD in today's age and day
*stands in an overcoat overlooking the thread I once loved*
*flicks cig and keeps walking*
....BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT sKAAADOOoooooODOOoooo
BARRooooooooooooTTTTTTTT skaddididy DOOOOOOOOOOO .................................
skadoooooooOOO...SKADoooo>................
*jumps out of a c-130 to conduct black ops in pakistan*
*parachutes not working*
"well this is totes rando"
*gets out the trusty, expensive knife i bought from that kitchen shop in the shopping centre*
*slice and dice me testy sack*
"well there goes the 2 chiefs"
*my 2 balls fall out because in case you forgot i am falling out of a plane*
"its now or never kid"
*rip my ballsack to turn it into a make shift parachute*
"ah yes very interesting"
*plummeting to my death*
*i dont actually die because my plan worked*
*get on the ground*
*go to local village*
*they all admire my dab*
"BITCH WATCH MY DAB"
Show that picture to your mom.
Lmaoing at these nerds
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if its a 3.5" you can get a cable to plug it in like a usb.
hmm nah
is it possible to swap the new one for the old and boot from it? got a lot of music and films that'll use up about half of the new one
good theyre fucking shit
if i wanted to be extremely thirsty after having chocolate id just get a galaxy
Trying to brew up a runtpost but I just can't do it
maybe we've posted all there is to post about runts
*puts hand on forehead*
fuck mate... just... come on man... y'know?
wanna fuck her so bad
youtube.com
stop it mate i'm trying to be sad here
That's actually true though.
Pal Joey, few singy bits and the birds are fit as fuck
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yeah definitely reading all of that, thanks for posting
yeah RIP that era
lads whats the song that goes "i walk this lonely road the only road that i have ever known lyrics"
4
>virgins make these
>90% of /brit/ thinks that the man didn't go to the moon
lol
not telling you
lads whats the song that goes "
Oasis-Wonderwall Lyrics
NailandCraftFreak13
NailandCraftFreak13
15,903"