There are girls on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW

there are girls on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW

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Yoohooo!

Hello boys, don't hit on me!

Not true. I'm one of them and I'm a guy.

All me

>Hi, guys I-I'm a shy girl from the Philippines and want a white bf to love me for the rest of my life.

Hello yes this is girl

>womyn
>on Sup Forums

ye, nice joke

I am a Greek girl

The real question is why.

H-hello.

butifel

There are atleast 2

>he fell for the 'chad/tyrone' meme
>he doesn't know it's all about utility, money and power
daily reminder that pic related with a guitar would steal your girl and your entire extended female family

Why do your women like white men so much?

Yes. I can confirm :33

REEE

WHY CANT ANY OF YOU SLOOTS BE MY GF EVER!

Don't tease me like that...

Cuz of moneyz

An argie, a turk, and a greek girl so far. And I've just been here for two days.

m8, you've got me wetter than a seal's arse after waxing

let's enjoy rabid sex there like hollywood movies
*unzips burqa-speedo*

Because whites are superior to Asian losers.

>mfw most of the faggots in the /asean/ general are definitely girls
>mfw I have no face

I fucking hate that general, the way the converse with each other, you can just tell the majority are fucking cumrags

La PeruANA

maybe because you call them ''sluts''?

Argiegirl detected

We don't deserve you, leave to greener pastures, where proper men will truly appreciate your compelling visage and jubilant smile

>>mfw most of the faggots in the /asean/ general are definitely girls
WH-WHAT

YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN SHITPOSTING ABOUT DUTERTE AND THERE WERE GIRLS WATCHING WHAT I WAS DOING?

Why can't you ask a real girl out?

Get on my dick for Falklands reparations bitch

So? It doesn't make them any less cringeworthy than you lot. Why would you want a girlfriend that spends hours every day being bitter about trivial shit like, well.. everything here.

la peruANA

Be my gf, but im fan of Real

Does traps count as girls?

no fuck off

No shit. Didn't they have this whole meetup like way back and most of them were animu nerd chicks and fatasses?

They probably have a penis though, so it's based on whatever you consider a "girl" at this point.

Remember that image that circulated in Sup Forums in 2009? If you'd rather fuck a guy with a vagina or a woman with a penis? Things have changed.

I'm calling Ahmadinejad

You fucking disgust me

No. Is that tree of savior?

Wouldn't you get hung by a Krane for liking that shit in Iran?

kek

if that's you and i were to report you would they hang you?

Yeah but they have to catch you first
Yup
>

Pretty cute desu. Post butt.

good. better than you filth people.

You really wouldn't want the sort of woman who goes on Sup Forums in your life.

They would be as annoying as the "we can has foam" video girls.

Lots of grills on /an/. You can tell by the unbearable amounts of passive aggressiveness.

I've come to like women a lot more since I realized that they have problems men don't.

No.
They don't count as humans either.
Get beheaded.

>where proper men will truly appreciate your compelling visage and jubilant smile
there's no such thing

what happened to british courtesy?

Im fan of bayern

pls no bully

don't spoil the surprise for these beta males. some of them still believe in true love baka

>Playing games with Lithuanian shit in it
Good.

>fan of bayern
and the scarf?

>"Look user! I am doing the Costanza reaction face!"
>'Implying, like that guy, is a total Alberto Barbossa'
>'Press F to pay respects user' after sex
>Dubs and the winner gets anal
You see? It would be amazing to have one

R.I.P Iran trap
Hopefully you didn't get killed

>all this feminine penis hate
>they don't know about its not gay if she is wearing an skirt rule
>saying no to at butts because of a feminine penis
>even if its gay you're being homophobic in 2016

You are still a faggot, user. A man in a dress is a man in a dress.

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there were people your age dying for their country in trenches, and here you are prancing about like some nancyboy. how does that feel?

The last one maybe.

you dead?

F

We're in the age of drones m8, he can fap to trap porn while operating them over the Middle East

>not wanting to stick your dick in some good trap pussy
P gay tbhlads

GUYS IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR, FUCKING ANIMALS ISN'T RARE NOW, STOP BEING ZOOPHOBIC

Stop being a homosexual. It is wrong.

Still a cute man in a dress desu.

Who cares what they think, they're dead.

this guy gets it. in belarus, there are no fags, and look how good the country looks!

sickening. at least man up about being a fag.

yes hello this is girl
do you like girl

Excuse me mister, I am in no way shape or form associated with any homodom, I appreciate what they do in their bedrooms, but I do not have a single iota of stimulation from seeing a cock.

That is all.

jewish?

hello please give me switzerland citizenship I need to escape from here

I don't care about being gay or not being gay
I admire beauty and I don't let something so small as gender stop me from admiring beauty and the pleasure of sex
Maybe you should stop being narrow minded and bite the Apple first then decide if its bad or good
I'm proud and grateful for their sacrifice and I try to improve my country by helping the patients in hospital
Not every man should fight in trenches to help his country
Also don't move the goal post when you cant argue logic

M8...

you're ok in my book, sudan

NO

>I don't let something so small as gender
Gender is a very big thing. Pretneding it is not is mental illness.

>he is repulsed by qt traps and still calls others gay

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>bringing logic into this

what a party pooper


phew thank god. hows it goin' sweet cheeks?

Thanks akhi, I sometimes review some of our older interactions like the 'London theatre recommendations' and the 'Sudanese migrant problem and solutions thread' and the 'It's been a while, Sudanbro'.

One would assume it is entirely financial.

Nice opinion you got there but your dick won't know the difference between a female or male asshole and it will cum buckets inside both of them

Anal sex is wrong.

may I say it's been a while indeed. still playing that saz of yours akhi?

I don't think I could tolerate spending my life with someone who isn't equally as bitter as I.

>saz
???? I don't understand pham

Anal sex is fun tho
Whatever makes ur dick hard

You bender.

shit you must be a new sudanese. there was one before you that was in georgia for a while and he entertained all of /mena/ with his saz skillz.

You should have self control, hedonism is not how you should live.

>There are ATE LEAST three confirmed argie qts within a day`s drive from me

Oh, glad you had a good time. I'll be off now, have a nice (and hopefully cooler) evening.

>trying to tell Sodom 6.0 hedonistic boogaloo that hedonism is wrong

Well, I'm not living any kind of life at the moment, so I guess that's something

inshallah. I'm sweating my balls off studying for my finals. good evening to you too chappie

>Anal sex is wrong
Ohohoho let me show you how wrong you are my friend
If anal sex is wrong then why is there a gland in your anus within the reach of a normal sized penis that will give you orgasms just like a female orgasm and it has no refractory period unlike male orgasms and the power of this orgasm is ten times stronger than an average male orgasm
Basically its like a mini female vagina simulator waiting to be activated by a penis
You're just being in denial and you're not using the tool that was gifted to you for maximum pleasure

che marco ahora sos mujer? jkjasajksajkaja

>murder is not wrong because some people enjoy it

is Sup Forums popular in Argentina?

>why is there a gland in your anus within the reach of a normal sized penis that will give you orgasms just like a female orgasm and it has no refractory period unlike male orgasms and the power of this orgasm is ten times stronger than an average male orgasm
so it doesn't hurt when you take a shit

It is to stop excretion being painful.

Sup Forums isn't popular in America, I don't think that's the right word to use