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brexit edition

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crayon pop

crayon poop

started this gimmick

Soyul > Ellin > Way > Geummi > Choa

kpop

having fun in my grand strategy games lads

hmmm......not sure what to think of this

nice image lad

YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.

Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British men.

>The average man lasts just 3 and a half minutes in bed

What the fuck?

Truthfully, how long can you guys go for. If I pump away at a decent pace with little to no breaks and no changing positions etc I can do 20 mins.

How do porn stars go for so long?

Not counting foreplay. Purely penetration.

How high are the chances for the Brexit to happen?

can't believe you only live once and i came out like this
wish you could reroll

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got vicky 2 installed but I've never played it

don't understand paradox games at all tbqh

picture 4 ants

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hehe

the gimmick is catching on

The final result will be approx 55% remain and 45% leave

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swap ellin with way desu

Should I kill myself because I know what that picture is? My life must be so sad.

What's your favorite Old English literature?

don't tell me what to do

>>barely look any different

yeah nah sorry mate thats bullshit i used to think the same thing back when i was fat after going from skinny to fat

Is it David Mitchell?

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>tfw you're the only kissless virgin on /brit/

*stand up*
*forget why I stood up*
*sit back down*

*kisses you*

No don't be stupid. If you don't know you are a newfag and should fuck off.

yeah probably

Fuck

Lost 2 big bass on back to back casts

Fucking frustrating

*holds up spork*

i am SO random XD

someone is revving their car in a threatening manner outside

gonna get my cricket bat and have a look

*whistles colonel bogey*

lost mine 2 months ago

Don't get this gimmick

half of the jf are coming here asking us to leave, the other half asking us to stay

alri katy

>no one stabbed me in my sleep

Rev your microwave back

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Where do you live?

feels good to be non-JF

I'm supposed to pack things to move into the new flat on Monday, I haven't started at all and I'm suffering on cocaine comedown so really cba haha

>it's the know it all political leaf man

time to call it a night

your post made me want a tea now.

gotta flick the 'wave on now

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haha lol cocaine your so cool Dude xD

Me too mate.

me

>Dude
Foy foy foy

>Feel like cooking
>go shopping to buy what I need
>get home and can't be arsed to cook anymore
might order a pizza

I'm in the same boat, I just don't bother composing or talking about it

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need a cute geopolitical gf

just been to the tip lads

fucking love going to the tip

feel like a proper man

A day in the life of an abject runt

It's not cool I don't advocate it at all in fact I kinda regret it though I only spent 20 squid

I haven't had sex for 5 years

>mispronouncing croat
dropped

love the tip

did you buy anything from the tip shop

ok, I'd swap ellin with way

lazy eye

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muching a durrie

did you tip your fedora?

Been thinking about getting Overwatch to kill a few hours here and there.

Is it any good?

I've got an insensitive cock for some reason so I can last somewhere between 15 and 20 minutes if I'm quick, between 30 and 50 minutes usually and around 1 hour to 1 hour and a half if it takes me ages

I think wanking too hard when I was a virgin killed some nerves

Man fuck this thread you're all autist faggots

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I respect your choice lad

No

The fighting controls were dumbed down to make it playable for children

just got called a fuckboy

>faggots
fuck off yank

willy is leaking lads

suck me

it's a computer game, it's for children by definition

runt

not quite as bad as fuccboi

tip shop?

I identify as gender fluid, please respect my wishes.

just called some runt a fuckboy

I would if that meant anything at all

ah it's one of those sweat-whilst-wanking british summer days in the low 20s celcius. very impressive

wish i was jewish

It's literally just Cornwall

pleb non-reddit flagger

dunno if it's a nationwide thing but at the ones near me they have a portacabin with stuff they've salvaged from the tip that they've cleaned up and sell on

'wishes' is quite apt

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Told some bender I was gay and he let me fuck him in the bum haha the gullible twat

it's called the dump

fuming at dad because he wont go down so that i can wank in peace

not better or worse as any other bland FPS

*opens oven*
*a delicious smell of burnt runt and hellish squeals erupts*
Having a runt roast

fairly sure most council run tips wouldn't be allowed to do that

>try and get up
>sweat has acted as an adhesive and I'm now glued to my leather chair

Ahh yes, very impressive.

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The crayons seem like they would be genuinely fun to hang out with desu

nah mine doesn't have that, is yours a council tip?

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