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cara

America

thinking of buying this site, got a couple million to spare, would that be enough?

crayon pop

*mutters under my breath as i hide behind my cloak* ah vese vorms under ze boot of a larger man! i vant to suck zey blood!

quite sad that so much artistic talent is wasted on this autistic tripe

maisie

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Chicken korma from Iceland for dinner lads. And yourself?

What do you think about exclamations like
>Shitskins out
?

is this real. don't watch game of memes

i vish i could
*make sure theres no garlic around*

kyary

>quite sad that so much artistic talent is wasted on this autistic tripe

>In 2006 the BBC launched a free educational website for children, BBC Jam, which cost £150 million. Following complaints by a number of commercial suppliers of educational software that the BBC was engaging in anti-competitive practices by providing this service for free, the BBC Trust announced that the website would be suspended pending a review. The following year it was decided that the service would not be relaunched and it was closed permanently.

Was this a big deal in 2006?

gf just sent me a picture of her

she is looking fit today

the gf

about to go down to the copyright office and spend 8 million pounds copyrighting "remain" so the tories have to pay me whenever they spout shit

*prints out thread and puts it in paper shredder*

probably going to order a chinese desu

pasta again

going a bit upclass tonight

ah yes because you totally cannot get a temporary pleb job fucking cunt thinks she probably deserves one on a golden platter

Normies on /britfeel/ gonna drop me in it

*cracks open an echo falls chardonnay*

those bloody pakis

*gazes into the sad, watery eyes of my favourite runt - the one with the pork pie hat*
I wonder... have I treated these beasts too harshly?

wish i was drafted into WWII and sent to fight in the pacific t b h

vhat? my name? nosferat...ony ... tony

ves my name is tony!

vast name?

uh

tony dracula..rry larry

haha just a vegular vampire tony larry

*thinks about it*

vikes i said i vas a vampire, yes? i did not mean that, succulent mortal

Is it the one in the Yorkshire pudding?

is that a penis

first time ive heard about it so probably not

2 things you gotta know about me:
I spit more rhymes than a lazy susan
and I'm innocent till my guilt is proven

wish my life had meaning t-b-h

Haven't ate in two days. I am fasting for a really holy day tomorrow. Inb4 rasheed. I am presbyterian

she looks like a discount ms alice

edit: he* looks like a discount ms alice

Did vocaroo lad step on the glass?

potato famine

J to the R O C

This post is illegal under the new EU directive. It will be removed within 24 hours and you will be sent to a re-education camp.

why do rorke's believe anyone can just go on and do a worthwhile STEM subject at uni as if it doesn't depend at all on their school/college grades?

for some people it's lib arts or bust

what's worse?

Icelandic cuisine or cuisine from Iceland?

just dont get a degree then

this is unironically a massive choon

youtube.com/watch?v=8YzabSdk7ZA

>presbyterian
don't know anything about this religion. isn't it just christian? why do you need to fast?

I do find it interesting how these SJW and Sup Forums hate the same person, the jew at the top of society is the 1% but they are so consumed with hating each other that they are playing by said 1% divide and conquer game.

> putting apostrophes on plurals
Can you literally plunge your gullet into bleach please

Barbecue with the family so most likely my fat aunt will cook mountains of every meat available then cry and throw a tantrum because we're not eating as much as her and by default "bullying" her.

Talked to multiple girls yesterday. One even touched me with her boobies.

I wonder what happens if parents try to stop their kids being 'reeducated'

Best to not even go then if you're gonna pursue liberal arts

It's completely worthless unless you go on to law school

what's wrong with icelandic cuisine it's better than fucking burgers

You didn't post anything incriminating, you're fine lad.

keema with brown rice

I think he's joking mate

Bored lads. Missus is away at her mothers for the week so I'm thinking takeaway tonight.

Suggestions?

I don't see the issue with this, you have a naan with a curry so a yorkie is a perfectly fine substitute.

The only possible issue could be the quality of both of these in a one Pound ready meal.

dont get any of the christian sects bar catholicism

(not even going to try to spell these correctly)
why are anglicaism, church of england, presbyterianism, lutheriasm, evangelicalism, etc all different? why cant you people just be catholic

lads. fucking hell, you hopped to a new thread just as I posted a question.

I'm going to the cinema later on. what film should I see?

but it's real

decomposing fish for one

watch a film with her son

I suggest cyanide you normie fuck

having a degree is still better than not having one.

the value of apprenticeships is another thing rorke's delude themselves about.

wank

No, he hasn't posted anything at all has he, he's all innocent

he's made some very real threats on here, and if he's already under investigation, I hope he gets fucked the stupid cunt

Me Before You for khaloreesi.

These pigs though

They'll do what they have to do to get an arrest

vote

odd dubs - I am cuck and I want to stay in EU

even dubs - I want to cuck germany and leave EU

they're all autistic krauts

Prodestants are the "muh special snowflake xD" of religion

whats wrong

>modern "cinema"

No doubt you'll watch and enjoy the latest capeshit flick

>having a degree is still better than not having one.

thats jut not true. i'd rather have 3 years under my belt as a sparky then a wank, jobless degree like a fine arts one.
if you want to do a degree because you enjoy it fine go ahead but dont start having a fucking moan and a whinge when you cant find a degree because nobody wants to hire you because the field you got your degree in has like 10 available jobs per anum

wrong

watch your tongue

kek it's me who has the sons.

I would but I enjoy my life and job so I'm good for now. Maybe post bremain.

Bored of doing that

The sad thing is that I'm not.

Part of this new directive is to send those caught committing thought offences are going to be sent to re-education centres.

europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-16-1937_en.htm

ctrl+f for "education centres".

need to phone the police before ribena does anything stupid

SUDBURY

>personal anecdotes and flat denial

kys

>having a degree is still better than not having one.
That hasn't been true for a long, long time now.

In fact, I would argue it's harder to find work post-degree because many post-uni students don't have the work ethic to actually put in a hard days work, following years of tossing it off.

do you want me to find statistics stating that a fine arts degree is on the lower end of the job prospects scale?

what is it like to ruin your life by having children?

the normies gather once more

is there no respite from this

Show me one example of someone getting jailed for Sup Forums posts from the UK.

....

Very well done!

If everyone has 1 pound, who's rich?

The people with the food

the isle of man lad

degrees in general are better than no degree at all.

really making me think, this one

Better vote leave you pakis

Not as bad as you'd think tbqh m80.

I have a good job doing something I enjoy, so I can't complain as it stands.

literally fonc

can't bait the sheikh

evidently not mate you dont see sparkys having a bitch like because the world needs electricians

Morning fishing is now done
Didn't catch anything, did get 2 bass on but they threw the hooks

Will be going back out this evening

You ever accidentally Sup Forums in real life?

I was at a funeral today and I literally blurted out loud "THAT FEEL WHEN NO CUTE WAIFU WITH SEXY FEET."

I am rorke incarnate but I believe people should do what they love at uni, so long as they sway from the cultural-marxist influences and go their own way. I.e; an art student's teacher imposes her far-left views on him but, he chooses to do what he loves in his artwork.

It is a sect of christianity that broke away from catholicism, stemmed from calvinism. It is a fully British invention.
Jesus Christ is the one and only way to salvation. He is part of the Trinity and is fully man and fully God. God knows who will choose this path and therefore "calls" to them (aka predestination). Baptism is a sacrament but not, in and of itself, salvation. The communion meal is symbolic. (we do not believe in transubstantiation).
Basically we believe that we only gain our faith via the actual words of Jesus in the Bible and the authority of the scriptures... We don't do no fancy churches because basically in simple words that is haram and a bit idolatary.

We are basically really autistic christians that are scared of commiting Idolatary (worship of Mary) and other acts of heresy that the Catholic church does.

Christians are supposed to fast. Pic related Jesus in the Temptation of the Desert.

don't get remainers tbf

>brits call chips "crisps"

God I hope this secures the Brexit.

There is no defending this Big Brother shit.