SCRIPT KIDDIES GOT HOLD OF NSA TOOLS AND NOW WE HAVE THE BIGGEST WORM SINCE MS08-067 AND THE WORLD IS ALREADY GETTING...

SCRIPT KIDDIES GOT HOLD OF NSA TOOLS AND NOW WE HAVE THE BIGGEST WORM SINCE MS08-067 AND THE WORLD IS ALREADY GETTING BTFO AND IT ONLY JUST STARTED

BASED SHADOW BROKERS

WINKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peer-to-peer#Applications
theregister.co.uk/2017/05/12/spain_ransomware_outbreak/
technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/security/ms17-010.aspx
theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/3005602/windows-7-market-share-rises-at-the-expense-of-windows-10
forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/windows-7-8-windows-updates-to-avoid-telemetry/9977
intel.malwaretech.com/botnet/wcrypt)
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tfw not a wincuck
>dont have to worry
>watch win niggers getting BTFO

>mfw windows 7 got a patch for this in march

>disable Windows Updates because they are annoying and force me to restart your computer every now and then
>oh noes I have been pwned using a vulnerability that was fixed months ago, fucking Microsoft!!111!

if only microsoft separated security updates from "content" updates (read: bloatware) for consumers, not just enterprises

haha that would be crazy though how silly

They should give Arch Linux a try. You get addicted to always having your system up-to-date so you can't help but running (sudo) pacman -Syu multiple times a day. In fact, I'm going to do it right now...

um, I'm running Windows 7 and am not really very up to date with all the patches. How do I know if I've been hacked?

not a joke btw

Consumers should be treated as retards by default and they do nothing but proving this philosophy right. The best thing that Microsoft has ever done regarding security is making updates mandatory on Windows 10 Home, so stupid people can't disable them just because they're annoying and then get pwned and blame Microsoft for their incompetence.

If you consider yourself a pro user, you should get the Pro version, which let you be as retarded as you wish with regarding updates.

Im from Argentina, all the pc from me work have been affected by this virus.

i wanna get infected. Im on windows 10 any help?

If script kiddies got a hold of them that means they're available for public download somewhere.

Microsoft is fucked now.

its already been patched just people dont update there windows

Look up eternal blue and try breaking into your own pc from another one

1. Patch it
2. Use a firewall
3. Don't use SMB 1.0 at all, ever

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*takes deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

isnt this just eternalblue + some romanian malware?

>ignore the entire post
>wank about your superiority
Let me explain in the little words you understand.

3D Paint and Candy Crush bad. Cumulative security patches good. Microsoft don't understand. Microsoft lump bad with good. People sad, so people not want either.

yes, but eternalblue means now EVERYONE GETS IT

I feel bad for innocent people affected by this

on the other hand...this may be a necessary learning experience so I'm kinda happy it happened.

Would be much cooler if it was just like an annoying thing telling normies to learn some security or something instead of just ransomware

Will I be forced to install Windows 10 if I re-enable Windows updates? Or did MS finally lay off that shit?

*takes a deep breath*
kys

fucking destroyed

so where an how are you supposed to get infected by this

shut up its fucking hilarious. Most normies will go on about their day and just pay the ransom or clean install. But some closer to the border will investigate and get curious about linux.

and I'm trying to act like I find it funny to mask the feeling of extreme sadness for everyone affected.

did you get a pop-up asking for 300$ today? If not you're fine.

>have a windows installation with server components installed and not have the MS17-010 patch installed
>have a weak firewall or no firewall
>computer gets infected p2p

How the fuck did they get infected?

what p2p are we talking about? torrent? havent pirated since 2015 cus all the sites are fucking shut down anyways

Que pelotudo

no, p2p as in it spreads on it's own from computer to computer without requiring any other vector

>b-but muh bloat!
>Paint 3D

Wew lad, those 35 MB of hard disk space and the 0,005 s faster startup sure are worth letting Russians fuck you in the ass.

Who FagOS for their daily browser here?

peer to peer implies that im connecting to someone else's machine
does my machine just randomly touch balls with yours or what

So you've had it clearly explained to you why people don't like Microsoft's update policy, and your only response is
>muh muh xD

You are in the wrong, and Windows 10 market penetration shows that. Consumers do not want what you are selling. Period. Fix your update model or enjoy being complicit in virus outbreaks.

>b-b-but I know best!
Apparently you don't, or people would actually keep Windows Update active.

basically yes, through the SMB protocol

>FagOS for their daily browser here?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peer-to-peer#Applications

Any of these then?

why can't you just fucking google an explainer or some shit

theregister.co.uk/2017/05/12/spain_ransomware_outbreak/

>It's understood the software nasty is wielding the leaked NSA cyber-weapon EternalBlue, which attacks SMB file-sharing services. "[The] infection vector is unknown but suspect internet facing machines are spreading infections exploiting a Samba vulnerability

You've never had a system with a public facing address, have you? Russians and Chinese try to break in 24/7.

Does that include vista pro ?

My desktop is a hackintosh, my laptop is Ubuntu. Today I get to put my feet up and laugh as the world burns.

underrated and should be spambotted in every windows thread

AM I SAFE IF MY DESKTOP IS IN HIBERNATE MODE OR DO I NEED TO DRIVE TO MY PARENTS HOUSE AND UNPLUG THE FUCKER

I live in Finland. Not a single computer here has been infected because we keep our systems updated.

You faggots who think you know better than Microsoft surely got BTFO

technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/security/ms17-010.aspx

DO IT FAGET YOUR PARENTS WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWAY

T420 hackintosh here, feels good man

Which of these updates is the one that fixes the hole?

Which of these is the one that forces me to install Windows 10?

I'm on Windows 7.

>Windows 10 market penetration

Microsoft is finished and bankrupt for sure

>underrated
>argument thoroughly destroyed itt already

This is not funny, retard. The script kiddies targetted hospital and it has endangered people's life as a result.

Dude your parents house is already gone, along with the entire western sea board. Run before it's too late.

theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/3005602/windows-7-market-share-rises-at-the-expense-of-windows-10
>fucking up so badly you lose users to your own decade old OS

only win7? what about win8?

If one computer on a LAN is infected it's capable of using window's built in networking home-groups shit to spread to the other computers on the LAN. To spread from the internet to a computer it has to either bypass the NAT firewall or be installed through an exploit(in this case email)

Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, and 10 are vulnerable.

Vista and newer had a patch released in March that fixed the issue, so if you're up to date you're fine.

XP is insecure but that's just a given. Also, it's possible that earlier Windows versions (ie 2000) are at risk.

Thanks, I didn't know where to look!

Wincucks BTFO ahahahaha

install gentoo before it's too late

do a fucking google search it is literally the first result.

google "windows 7 updates to avoid"

install all the security updates

don't install "recommended" updates unless something's broken

comfy as fuck

Wait theres's a W7 patch for this? Which one? I disabled updates long ago like everyone else

My hospital uses fucking Windows ME on some of their computers.

how did they get it tho?

Will you say "Wincucks BTFO" again when your father die in his hospital bed because his hospital got fucked and can't do anything because of the lock?

how do you get the virus? Clicking a dodgy email link ?

Wonder how much of our infrastructure is running Windows though. Even linux niggers might be without internet if things ever got really bad

>disabling all updates instead of blacklisting telemetry updates
you're a retard

here's a list of toxic updates:
forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/windows-7-8-windows-updates-to-avoid-telemetry/9977

blacklist them in windows update (right click them and hide update)

then install only important, not recommended updates

enjoy you are security

>having to disable critical security updates just to make your system usable
haha. never change, Windows

My dad just died because the crumpet biscuit machine in hospital was infected so the nurses tried to make him some crumpets but accidentally stabbed him with the butter knife cor blimey.

good riddance. probably a crumpet junkie anyway

Its self-propagating. Its a worm. You don't need to do shit.

Why not disable tasks in scheduler + some services instead? Of course modifying policies can be useless but disabling the actor is enough, isn't it?

So hold the phone

Is Win10 vulnerable here?

And if so, what patch needs to be installed to fix?

you don't have to, but retards do anyways because it's easier than googling "which windows 7 updates to avoid"

because some people don't want microsoft installing stupid shit to begin with, it's better to cut the problem off at the source

practically none, most sensible hardware runs on loonix

what about dual boot faggots? will this kill their loonix partitions as well

>2017
>Not using Gentoo
why are you even on Sup Forums?

Some of shit MS installs is actually preventing exploits so why not disable just the bad shit? I am on 7 and done so. I had a temptation of using Aegis but this works too, why bother with Aegis?

>incorrect and ignorant statement

yeah its an attachment, encrypted of course but i think passed off as a pdf but that probably varies

GET OUT OF AMERICA
GET OUT OF AMERICA
GET OUT OF AMERICA

1. Yes
2. All the security patches from March. They should already be installed.

see

there is LITERALLY A LIST of which updates are malware and which updates are security

fite me :^)

what map is that? it's not this one (intel.malwaretech.com/botnet/wcrypt)

Who's yulia?

That's one way. Read up on EternalBlue. Then realize the current patch may have not been enough. There was an exploit against a database (can't remember which) recently that got patched and almost immediately the attackers found a work around. If I remember correctly, the devs were virtually fighting blow for blow for a few days trying to stop whoever was using this zero day.

Haven't used wangblows in a while (dualbooting)

Guess I should be fine if I just do a general update, right?

Nothing bad lurking in the updates after march?

XDddddd

:^)

It's my name. Why?

>Says someone made a factually incorrect statement
>doesnt provide facts.

>tfw ran out of space to back up
>new disk coming on monday
>about half a tb of animoos on the line

Funny way to spell Ivan.

They re-issue the telemetry updates periodically. The version number gets a bump so that they show up again even if you've blacklisted them. You have to re-check for those every time you update if you want to keep them out. Yes, of course its deliberate.

He plainly stated "sensible". That excludes Microcock products.

If you dont get infected while downloading the update.

It will be most likely rogue and get into windows servers at some point if it doesn't get stopped before next week.

Can you imagine this randomware distributing itself to billions of computers and tablets via windows update?

>saying something incorrect and putting the burden of proof on anyone who refutes you

>Win7fag collective faces when all of Windows 10 is compromised by an infected update server

muh dick...

>OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
its over
>OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
its over
>OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
its over
>OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
its over
>OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
its over
>OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
its over

Not if his father used Linux

Why should I care?