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1st for canada

crayon pop

karen

bbq

2st for undead rogue

Weed

because he's one of the nonces that post kpop shit all day

oi whats this about a kpop barbeque
what have i missed in my fruitful saturn-day

Kyary

That is the most pitiful bbq I've ever seen

watching WWII in the Pacific and enjoying these crisps

might invite everyone from work to a barbecue this weekend

what could go wrong?

*hönk hönk*

Guten morgen, Herr user.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-Großreich!

die Britreich Votum STAY ja??

kpop desu

tights

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barbecue

the question is, did you play your kpop playlist to them?

you're the third person thats told me that today but all three have been for different reasons

would love to see him all defeated wheeling the bbq back inside

You guys watching: galax.moe/panzer/

shes actually a qt
most of your kpop pics are ugly

face me in the field of battle and you shall inevitably fail.

How is the barbecue even funny? It's a bog standard small barbecue used up and down the country

>wrapping all the food back up and putting it back in the fridge choking back tears

respond to me asap
i dont like feeling left out

How long is it going to last

might be a laugh desu

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>At 6pm someone said they needed to go home and then suddenly all 5 needed to go home

This is why you don't get up to normie activities

read the old thread

Actually I was well liked at work and everyone that came I got on well with. Was surprised they left after only 2 hours.

One of the lads I sat next to at work and we literally spent 7 hours a day chatting about stuff.

disregard this post just saw the schedule thing

Feel sorry for the BBQ lad desu, probably should have just met some of them at the pub desu

Don't get it either desu
Always use a disposable though

cara 2bh lads

>most of your kpop pics are ugly

yeah i was there you fucking prick
dont see whats so funny, he just had a mediocre barbecue
there must be more context

This is the exact reason why I never organise social events, In case no one shows up or it's shit

Lads I am being 100% honest when I tell you that I don't know what a pint of milk jug looks like. Is it the big fat ones? Or is it the thin medium ones? I legit don't know. Am I too autistic to live on my own? Because mummy tells me that she's kicking me out this Summer.

pair of women

>socialising

not a fan

Old white men in Aberdeen are very nice

It's just everyone else who happens to be a complete and utter bastard

They were all Muslims so they didn't drink. Only I did.

Fridge is full of half eaten halal food now.

go to tesco and find out you unbearable fucking parasitic scrote

watching my wolves DVD

signing on to JSA again *sigh*

it's the tiny stubby ones, 2 pint is the thin ones

I really admire Hitler and wish that America and Great Britain had sided with him against the communist hordes from the east

The Last Shitpost.

So what? The guy should have gone out and bought a big one for a one off small social event?

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I was at that match (unironically)

went for a job interview in Aberdeen not long ago

Spooky thinking I could've been within mere metres of Ribena without knowing

What happened?

>They were all Muslims so they didn't drink. Only I did.

>Fridge is full of half eaten halal food now.
think I'm going to keel over

This has to be a different poster taking the mick, I refuse to believe it.

fug shouldntve cropped it

America was the bad guy though

>muh big manly gas bbq
Alri

kek you're just making me sad now

What the fuck I literally dindu nuffin, follow or ever interact with her. Rosy must have told her to
Bit weird this lads

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You again

nah you would have smelled him

you should have a big fat monster of a bbq anyway Tbh

though maybe not this sperg seeing as he's a total billy nomates

Poleaboo has been at it for 9 months

Welcome to hell


>no poleaboo
fuck you, too

was in a car crash and couldn't work for 2 months so they let me go since i was still on probation

Oaf!

hitlers ideology was toxic
mussolini had a better ideology but he was shit

What did you do to Rosy?

me on the left

For a fucking long time

Poleaboo hasn't been in Aberdeen since September

You're always rude to me. Plus I've never preached to you

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Is that legal? Fucking despicable

I do go to Tesco, I went today infact and I bought some milk. I don't know how many pints it was (it was the fat one) but I did by it. Mummy just sends me out to buy milk and that's the one I'm trained to buy.

>it's the stubby ones
What? No, it looks way to small. Really? Doesn't lokk as big as a pint cup.


I also don't know how to make omelettes, which my daddy-in-law was grilling me about.

I was on it from October 2011 to January 2013

Are you Callum?

me also on the left

That's a shitty little grill m80

I know no one will turn up. That's why I haven't celebrated my birthday in 10+ years

Really good post

fucking look at the label you illiterate snivelling swine

no i am the cute swan

Howling at the women's football.

I think we need another war, lads.

British society had such a purpose during WWII, such a togetherness in the face of a common enemy- it has drastically lost it's way since then.

Instead of a united people, we have a fractured one. Hostile immigrants roam the streets of our cities, our laws are determined by the very country we defeated in WWII.

Another war would bring us all together as a nation, it would temper the strife and anger we direct towards each other into a spear we could use to strike our enemies within Europe and cast off these chains of German oppression

yeah

might stay up to maybe the film

won't be talking anyway, just have it on my other screen desu

what the fuck is wrong with you

little fucking parasitic worm

google a fucking video on how to make an omelette then

fucking hell, how do you have a fucking wife

got called fascist in burger king the other day

Where's fag churka???

I've never had a birthday party in my life

there'll be war in europe in our lifetimes without us going and making it happen

>Yank sticks his beak in despite not understanding the situation

off you trot you weaponous bellsniff

serbia getting absolutely BTFO by our brave english lasses

Business idea: Stream a film for /brit/ tonight so we can all be lonely together

Was just about to make a similar post calling for WWIII

My last bbq was pretty shit as well 2bh. But at least I got sex at it.

I don't care
That's a shitty grill
You should kill yourself

>weaponous bellsniff

might host a cheeky sync tonight if the lads are up frit