Lightly banter an american

>lightly banter an american
>he starts CRYING

>Lightly batter an American
>He starts FRYING

Pls no bully ;__________;

Wtf we do not stop being mean reported to /qa/ :'(

>lightly banter an american
>he tips me so I can pay my denbts

>lightly banter and American
>he shoots up a school

SHUT THE FUCK UP

guys stop

>be American
>post a serious reply without fail
Life is suffering

>be mean to american
>his smile doesn't even flinch

americunts cant handle some banter lolz

>lightly banter an American
>he unironically writes a retarded response

>Banter an American
>he's too retarded to understand

Canada tries to be Australia: the thread

>lightly banter an american
>get shot

Пocмoтpитe, этo жe блядcкий клeнoвый лиcт!

>lightly banter an American
>his leg falls off from the beetus

asians do this too

Where are Australians anyway?

My God, you're right. Have they finally been banished for good?

canada rangebanned them again

I've filtered their flag since this morning. my only regret is not doing it sooner

>Lightly banter a Brit
>Hear the sound of MI6 breaking into his room while "God Save the Queen" plays softly in the background

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MAKING FUN OF USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shut up cuck

>Tells an American that the terrorist, and Osama bin Laden by proxy, won
>He shoots up an school

>lightly banter a Canadian
>he leafs

Okay, that's a good one.

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>in high school
>girl sitting next to me gets her test back: she got a 6.5
>she seems dissatisfied
>Say "I'll bet you're pissed off it isn't a 10 eh" in a friendly manner
>She starts crying

Fucking horrible man

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>lightly compliment an american
>he starts CLAPPING

>banter an Iranian
>pic related

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>lightly banter an irishman
>goes on the dole so he can afford to continue drinking

Seriously, why the fuck don't posts like this get more attention?

Somebody actually put effort into their joke rather than you faggots who post the same memes everyday. This board is honestly shit.

>banter before the Australians get here
>they start crying about how the board is shit

Th-thanks for noticing.

>lightly banter an American
>leave him crying outside the pub because he's not allowed in until he's 21

No way this is real.

Kindof wouldn't mind murdering your dog over a period of two weeks desu

>Lightly banter an American
>He starts talking about his military.

Probably is lmao

Noice

heh

Audibly laughed

>Banter a Taiwanese
>Hes actually from Myanmar

Stealthfags

It's OK man, you were just a dumb kid, you didn't realize the consequences of your words.

>lighter banter a Canadian
>he starts firing

>Banter with an American
>he acknowledges my existence

>Get bantered by a Canadian for no reason
>unbeleafable

Stop bullying Americans!

>Canadian thinks he's relevant in this world
>"It's ok dude, I beleaf in you"

*acknowledges you*

>Canada thinks America doesn't love his neighbor
>You're so beautiful even the leaves fall for you

Just call me Puns de Leon

Our greatest ally!
Merci France :3

>light banter on american
>he start to speaks spanish and make me a taco

>lightly banter an Australian
>he breaks down and reveals his cocky facade was nothing but a coping strategy

>lightly banter a Brazilian
>he starts complaining about Brazil

Nah man, if you were there you'd agree she was overreacting massively.
It just makes you feel like a massive cunt

>even whisper 'Scotland'
>troop of English "people" starting chimping out and slinging their own shit

based

>lightly banter american
>he starts talking about his depression and how he only fakes being friendly so people don't think he's a loser

This is a shitpost

I'm not even being ironic big words that are more than one or two syllables tend to be much harder to pronounce. But if you look into it, you'll quickly find these "big words" are all french imports, and so it suddenly makes sense and all falls into place. These words are hard to pronounce because they are not natural English. The only good French words are ones that have been so anglized you can't tell they're French anymore, like "fancy"

When I get hurt by the Leaf
It gives me grief
I beliefed my Sweet Leaf,
Would not theif, and steal my keef
It gives me grief
To get hurt by the Leaf.
My weed, my keef, was theif'd by the Leaf
And now, I eat my beef, grief'd
Absent of keef.

Neck yourself

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Burger senpai are you ok?

is this b8

>lightly banter a Turk
>five paragraphs denying Armenian genocide
>another five paragraphs detailing all Kurdish terrorist attacks
>ten paragraphs praising Erdogan, as mandated by Turkish law
>detailed infographic explaining why Turkey is secular and should be allowed to join the EU

I liked this joke. thank you, user

Gold desu

It's true, just think about it, imagine if Turkish was full of say... Italian words, it'd be a lot harder to pronounce the Italian words compared to the Turkish

Also gold

Nice

It's all gonna be okay, user. Step away from the ledge

I dont understood it. I am very bad english, someone can explain me?

>Lightly banter black americans around white americans
>They nervously look around to make sure no black people are around before they start laughing

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Seems interesting how my dialect (i.e. the language that emerged among the common folk) has so many German loanwords and yet people have no issues speaking it. It may just be the McBrains causing you problems.

>inb4 I was just pretending

batter, as in pancake batter? The sauce you put in a pan that you fry - that eventually makes pancakes.

Batter = sounds close to 'banter'

I think the term is "double entandre" It's a difficult multi-layered pun.

>lightly banter a Turk
>WE WUZ SULTANS N SHIT

Americans stereotypically eat foods that are deep fried and fatty. Frying rhymes with crying

>entandre

Entendre* tb.h

I did this faggot, what did you do besides bitch?

gold

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>lightly banter a persian
>he takes a few americans hostage

i'm pretty tempted to argue that the poster was
>just pretending

the italian example seemed to be trying just a touch too hard, especially considering that "aristocrat" is very thoroughly anglicized

now i have to go get some tissues

>lightly banter a Persian
>he reacts similarly to other humans