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First for general Sherman

absolute worst general on the entirety of Sup Forums t b h

psst
Virginia>other southern stats

You take that back, McClellan was way worse.

fuck off tim

Nice meme but it's honestly not even close. Gives you an idea of just how bad some of them are.

the wire's a fantastic show tbqhwyl
season 4 is one the best tv seasons I've ever watched

good edition lad

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>tfw was about to reply that NC was better until I remembered our education system and shitty banking city and the horrid pile of hipsters and crackheads that is Asheville

"The defense foremost" (or something like that)

"Finlands cause is ours

For a bigger fight
Join the Volunteer Corps"

"Become a state worker
-an honorary title for every swede"

"A nation is in danger
You can help"

"it concerns us
Join the Volunteer Corps"

(You)
done

reconstruction was a mistake

american hero

yuri

I'm too retarded to set up state flags can someone help. Chrome won't let me add things from outside the google extensions store

Just use Firefox.

install tampermonkey
get the chrome.js from the extra flags link

There was a girl in my high school with a confederate battle flag trampstamp.

Now she's 22 and has 3 kids by herself

Hey that was me.

Of course, she's just showing off her proud Southern heritage.

Your welcome,

Best rebel flag desu

why does DC have a reputation as a violent shithole? Is it like NYC where it had a crime problem in the 70s-80s and cleaned itself up?

it has a lot of blacks

>ywn knock up some hick tramp and then ride off into the sunset in your pickup without her

don't talk shit about my woman alright

have you even been on /vg/

eww

This. There's the half of the city that's politicians and yuppies, and then there's ghettos.

Shut up Dennis

I stayed at Branch Ave. on the green line last time I was in DC. Very black, but not that bad near the station. Still wouldn't want to ride that line every day.

DC has to have it's legislation approved by congress to pass things into law

once when DC tried to decriminalize pot congress stuck in a repeal of all their gun control laws to stop it from passing

DC has ghettos?
I just visisted the touristy parts and it was clean and nice

>generals for dead franchises that run for years on pure shitposting inertia

ayy

Why so?

Yeah. I've never been in them because I get enough of that shit living in Baltimore but I have some friends that live there and there's parts they just don't go to.

Were would you guys rather live? In Malmö or DC?

Yep, it's just like that. Now they even have skyrocketing home prices just like NYC

It's complicated.

The point of DC is to be a neutral place where the federal government is centered and not be controlled by a state or any regional group. That's the historic reason it's in that position between north and south.

In effect the city of DC answers directly to congress.

The hierarchy usually goes: city

In DC, but really more for the climate.

I still haven't recovered from this.
It's so surreal.

Please make him President America.

DC is perhaps less explosive ;-)

Who /SouthCarolina/ here

There should be an automatic bot response to a post you just made so there can at least one (you) guaranteed, that way people can't feel that bad

No but /SouthSmåland/ ;-)

What does the rest of America think of Los Angeles?

I get a bit miffed when we lose one of our own to the shity. If I was a New Yorker I'd be mad at LA because it's overtaking it as the cultural centre of the USA, which is a damn shame in my opinion because NYC much better.

If we used solar power and every one in the world ran their AC at the same time, we could cure global warming.

City in the desert with famous people and movies.

TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

one of the most arrogant, shitty cities in the country. The people there are self righteous assholes, there's smog everywhere, good fucking luck driving anywhere, everythings expensive as fuck, its infested with mexicans, and its hot as fuck year round

t.California

that's controversial

It's a place where all the vain shallow pretty people from all over the US gather to try and make it in the movies.

*pokes head in*

That applies to every city you visit lol

>tfw no Canadian bf

All the negatives of NYC (except the weather), none of the pluses.

Malmo probably, though I did just apply to a couple jobs in the DC area.

So a guy is really excited to take his girlfriend to prom. But first, he needs to get ready. So he goes to the flower shop to buy some flowers. He picks out the flowers he likes, and goes to pay for them, but there's a really long line, it takes him forever to get through. Eventually he buys the flowers, and he goes to rent a suit. He finds a nice suit at the suit store, but when he goes to pay for it, there's another really long line. He has to wait in line for a very long time before he gets to the front. After a while, he makes it out of the suit store, and goes to put his name on the list for the limo. When he gets to the car rental store, there's ANOTHER really long line. "This is insane," he says to himself as he waits in line. Eventually he manages to get his name on the list.
Now a few hours pass, and he's ready to go to prom. He meets his girlfriend, gives her the flowers, and they get in the limo to go to prom. They hadn't bought their tickets beforehand, so they have to buy them when they get to the school, but there's another really long line for the tickets. After standing in line for what seems like forever, they finally get to buy their tickets and go inside.
Once they get inside, they dance for a little bit, then they decide they want to get their picture taken. So they go to get their picture taken, but, lo and behold, there's a really long line. They have to wait for a really long time before they can get their picture taken. After they take their pictures, they dance some more, and then the girlfriend says she's hungry. So he goes to get some food for his girlfriend, and there's a really long line at the snack bar. "I can't believe this!" he said, angrily. Eventually, though, he manages to get some food for them both, and after they eat, they dance some more.
After dancing a little more, the girlfriend says she's thirsty. So he goes to get her a drink, and there is no punchline.

MOM STOP IT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS KNOCK

>reading the punchline first

Hot

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Retard

*unsheathes katana*

*unzips penis*

>not living in dixie
I feel bad for y'all desu

tfw no gf

>penis with zipper in it

why

yah, Im really missing out on all that humidity and inbreeding

desu I had a really great experience when I visited for a conference in April
>I pretty much never paid for drinks because strangers I met at bars kept picking up the tab
(I'm male by the way, so it's not because I had my tits out or something)
>people generally treated me well
>the weather was very nice
>wasn't as filthy as NYC
>food was a little cheaper
>didn't make me claustrophobic like NYC
They have a lot less shit attitudes than New Yorkers, who seem to pride themselves on being cunts to everybody.
Also, NYC is even more played out than LA. Everybody who has parents with money moves there to see how long they can last, not actual artists or anything of value.
Not saying LA isn't played out, it is.

Why would you choose Malmö?

Malmö is the ghetto city full of immigrants right?

...

Yes

yeah if i could change one thing about the south itd be the humidity

*thinks about making a post*

Is it really that bad?

...

*cuts ur dick off*
hah.... not a man anymore huh.....

I'm just trying to live out of country right now, so of course I'll take the out of country option.
Also I've been to DC before, it's neat but much too expensive.

Yes

Rosengård is Molenbeek-tier

so u be sayin

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Have some finno-swedish music

>911?
>Yes, thank you
>I have an emergency
>I'm suffering a severe case of tfw no Kate Bush gf
>please send assistance asap
>I'm not sure how long I have left

I'd fuck Canada

Are Mexicans taught about the Aztec Eagles in school?

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"En mäktig här" is much better thou

I asked for AMERICAN opinions, not CHINK opinions. Nice summary tho.

How expensive? Does the cities pay make p for it though?

Yup, that's what I thought. Completely disgusting whether it's the poverty of the poor areas or sleaze of the rich area.

Where the vain, shallow, pretty people from all over the WORLD.

Will I prefer NYC weather t b h. Hot summers and cold winters, whereas LA is Hot and slightly less hot.

I think that I could have liked it before it became as big as it is, like SF.

cum live with me bb im only 2 hours away

Malmö is no go zone t b h

Megan trainor is p unattractive. Not even the body. More just her face and personality

the humidity is shit but I'm used to it. google says it's only 52% today. still sweating in my room desu

depends on what part. I went there to visit a buddy and aside from seeing a shitload of immigrants in the center of town where all the bars and shit are there were some nice areas too. we walked around at night with no problem.

When?

She has a bmi of 27.
Unless you're a big athlete that's insane

>includes WV
>not TX and OK

2014. Now that I think about it that was before the huge waves of immigrants wasn't it?

Sounds like a typical NA city.

Aztlan reconquista when?

it should include TX and exclude florida desu

no

It started in 2014, peak was in late 2015. So it's much worse now days.

it should exclude Atlanta you fucking nigger