WINBLOWS WAS A MISTAKE

WINBLOWS WAS A MISTAKE

>tfw you didn't get madagascar this time either

HOLY SHIT MY BELOVED LITTLE COUNTRY IS FULL OF DOTS

FUCK YOU MICROPENISOFT

What are the dots?

Greenland is so big, but I never even acknowledge it's existence.

iktf

No it isn't. You're just retarded and don't understand maps.
Hint: The Earth is not a flying rectangle.

one dot = one million infected computers

At least somalia is safe

I got Madagascar once and still didn't get every country.

One time I started in madagascar and was able to get the whole world by being infectious but not very lethal. Greenland is also tricky at times.

>kamchatka
>sakhalin
they have computers?

Not a million each. I think it might be an "active" infected, the map detecting it scan all the ports it can find? Maybe?

what
> the map detecting it scan all the ports it can find

w h a t
h
a
t

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

>Cuba has no dots
Microcucks btfo
Nova/Linux is superior to your non free software

>Cuba
>just got TRS-80's

yeah the missile silos pointing to the US west coast with vodka powered computers

CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIINN

...

JUST

They cut the cables of the first computer infected with machetes before the vacines could arrive there.

I find it very amusing how on all these graphs africa is basically not affected due to them being too stupid to use computers for the most part

NORTH KOREA, BEST KOREA.

Mercator projection strikes again

Yes user, the earth is flat. I know there's a lot of round earth propaganda out there, but it's a lie.

Juche/GNU/Linux wins again.

>Lack of computers means your stupid
I didn't know being a poorfag and retard where synonymous.

it actually literally is

Who is that semen demon?

holy kek amazing post

Shh-we need to keep Mexico small.

>Chad unaffected
>there's a country called Chad

lmao

>someone in Acre got fucked
>note:sides died on their way back home

That happened to me too.

My mom's boyfriend is Cuban and fought in the Angola war. Pretty cool.

t. Jared Diamond

You are the "my wifes son" meme

How does this make you feel

Nothing really, my parents separated because my dad cheated on my mom and married in secret while she was pregnant.

>Brazil gets hit by earthquake and aftershocks
>Brazil
>earthquakes

Your father was redpill

That literally makes you the wifes son meme lad.

>update for the first time in nearly two years because of this
>system hanged on PREPARING TO CONFIGURE UPDATES screen

I think it may be time to learn about that GNU + Linux dealio.

where can I see a live version of this?

>hanged
It's hung, e.g. My wife's black son is HUNG

in a few mins, 100k computers will be affected

I don't care what random losers in a Taiwanese pottery forum think about my family, bud.

If it were Haiku this would not have happened.

Its funny that india is infected
They are the people who shit in the streets and dont even have food to eat but they have computers!
Fucking 3rd world pajeeths

Sure you don't sweetie

I mean, India is the 6th largest economy recently overtaking the UK, I don't know that you expected

But how does this malware spread? Via email like most other ransomwares?

Where do you think all the windows shills come from?

Yes. Unless you have retards on your network you're safe

>india
>computers
>pajeets
How is it funny? Where do you think the memes come from?

Context - It's a hell of a drug

Truly fpbp

Marlon Brando got inane
Do you mean XP and W7 without internet connection """win""" again.

>tfw realizing my entire college is most likely infected
>just finished course recently
w e w

>deebly goncerned
My uni is a cocksucker of microsoft and the servers supported by retards of hp.

Sadayo Kawakami from P5 famalam

I can't fucking wait to go into class tomorrow to finish a gaymen project and see this shit all over the PCs. What a beautiful way to end the semester.

This is stuxnet all over again
When will they learn?

game: pandemic

i remember playing this as a kid

can we estimate how much money they made from that ?

This

QUESTION
Is the malware sophisticated enough to encrypt attached external storage devices as well, or does it just focus on the primary system drive?

>Cuba and North Korea
>safe
Explain how your capitalist system is better now pigs.

Can't be infected if there are no computers to infect.

>mali is safe

Imperialist pig virus truly unable to penetrate superior juche operating systems. Thank.

>learn

It's not an accident, the utility derived from exploiting compromised systems is of greater benefit to the national security architecture than the provision of secure computing to the world.

MADAGASCAR ESCAPES AGAIN

Grenland is the biggest island, if we don't count 'Straya as an island.

FUCK

Nico nico ni

I want to Sadayo Kawa's mammies

man, imagine what a brilliant country madacasgar would be if there were no niggers and it was a white colony

thats one of those linuxes that literally cloned macos

imitation = geratest form of flattery

That's what your mom told me. How about you ask your dead about what really happened.

(Hint, cuban boyfriends may have something to do with it).

someobe infected in iceland
get rekt snowniggers

There is nothing cool about the Angola war, that took for fucking ever to end and completely destroyed a country that was already built up and ready to go but no, fucking niggers are gonna nig and say gibs me that and destroyed the country that had been left to them, now they have NOTHING but corruption and a dictator, where you can literally be arrested for reading a fucking book, nicely done, your step dad is a faggot.

Microsoft was a mistake

>Nothing really, my parents separated because my dad cheated on my mom and married in secret while she was pregnant.

That is what your momma told you dumbfuck. How about you go ask your dad for his version.

Sounds fun

>All ports closed
>there's this one ship wandering the oceans, rejected at every port forever
best game
wish there were more pandemic stories and media

fpbp

>blames windows
>its patched
>nsa created that thing in the first place