Worldwide ransomware attack general part 3

Worldwide ransomware attack general part 3

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technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/security/ms17-010.aspx
thewindowsclub.com/block-open-port-windows-8-firewall
gist.github.com/rain-1/989428fa5504f378b993ee6efbc0b168
wu.krelay.de/en/
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I told you to use Linux.

>No faq

Sup Forums still uses wankbloz?

Ban on Microsoft telemarketer when?

I literally cannot update my system. Haven't updated in a year and a half. I'm probably already dead.

if you haven't switched to Linux yet you don't belong on Sup Forums

fuck off.

Don't worry guy, one day there will be a widespread malware attack against Unix-like OS's and then we'll get to laugh that them. Brb, sending bitcoins to some chinks.

Feels good not to be winfag

Thirding.

NSA FALSE FLAG !! DO NOT UPGRADE !! UNPLUG ETHERNET UNTIL 6PM EST MAY 24TH
NSA FALSE FLAG !! DO NOT UPGRADE !! UNPLUG ETHERNET UNTIL 6PM EST MAY 24TH
NSA FALSE FLAG !! DO NOT UPGRADE !! UNPLUG ETHERNET UNTIL 6PM EST MAY 24TH

I think we can all agree that IT guys are at fault here, they can't even enable automatic updates and it's hilarious seeing the pajeets on reddit openly admitting their companies' systems got fucked without even realizing that it's their job to make sure that doesn't happen.

General reminder that you need KB4012212 for windows 7 KB4012216 for windows 8.1 and KB4013429 for windows 10.
You can download the patches from Microsoft's servers by clicking on the OS you have in the table which will take you a download page for it.
technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/security/ms17-010.aspx
It is also acceptable to install the later cumulative security updates which contain the older fixes.

I'm sure it'll happen right after the Year Of The Linux Desktop.

I'll wait.

So am I reading the Mbam article right then the virus just kills itself because the domain is sinkholed. Could someone more in the know elaborate on this?

Reminder than GNU/Linux doesn't have this problem

winfags get what what they deserve. it's an insecure piece of shit and if this ransomware happened to you then I hope you learned your lesson.

For people who don't know how to block Port 445 use these instructions.

thewindowsclub.com/block-open-port-windows-8-firewall

gist.github.com/rain-1/989428fa5504f378b993ee6efbc0b168

Related.

I haven't updated windows 7 in over 2 years and I have no backups. Honestly I don't really give a shit, worst case I lose my meme folder

Guys microsoft update has been compromised.

Just got the virus after installing windows 10.

DONT OPEN WINDOWS UPDATE IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE INFECTED THE SERVERS ARE INFECTED WITH THE WORM

wu.krelay.de/en/

This is because microsoft breaks its own shit

are you serious?

for the record, where can I go to deliberately infect myself with this? Wanna try it in a virtual machine to laugh at what winfags are dealing with

>when winfags get ransomware but you jump that ship long ago

why would someone lie on the internet?

This
We told you to install gentoo
You didn't listen

Why should I believe you?

i'm installing debian lol

I HAD WINDOWS 7 AND DECIDED TO UPDATE TO 10
THE WINDOWS UPDATE DOWNLOADED A BUNCH OF SHIT INCLUDING WINDOWS 10 ITSELF, RESTARTED A COUPLE OF TIME BUT THE LAST RESTART SEND ME TO THE DESKTOP WITH THE ICONS AND MESSAGE

THIS. Fucking phone posting now because my laptop is unusable.

Sup Forums IS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO FUCK WINBABBY Sup ForumsTARD FAGGOTS YOU FAT FUCKS GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

It says i can't update it

Yeah, that's what happened. Windows update broke the update functionality, reformatting fixed it for a month and then another update broke it again. System restores did nothing so I gave up.

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST COUNTRY TO FIND THE SCRIPTKIDDIE?

>his laptop is unusable
fucking windows lmao. never change windows

Which updates on windows 8.1 do I need to avoid for telemetry shit?

>may 24th
I can't live a day without internet though

Hah! My windows updates are update as of today so I have disabled mine. I'll run updates again in a week or a few once this has passed.

>using windows 7 for muh gaymes
>turned off update years ago
>only found out there was a happening from Sup Forums

At this rate, it'll be YotLD by the end of 2017.

funniest thing is whichever kid accidentally got this worm out of control will eventually end up getting about a trillion years in prison

Did you download it for the right windows version? Did you install a later security update for April which basically already contains it?

>Xorg breaks during a routine update
fucking linux lmao. never change linux

hope it's not connected to the internet, or you're next :^)

Guys updated a PC (Windows 10) to the creators update for security.

Now my computer is infected? Thanks a lot assholes.

How do I make a clean install? I have a final tomorrow and I dont really have time to deal with this bullshit.

>some russian BTFOS all W10 cuckolds
seriously lmoaing out loud right now

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>xorg doesn't break
>use it for years with no problem
>thousands of windows computers get this exploit all at the same time
nice garbage you got there :^)

Nigga, Xorg aint even default on the two biggest DE's anymore.

Reposting this:
I haven't installed any Windows updates in a while. Got tired of trying to keep track of what was telemetry bullshit and what wasn't. Is there an up to date list of which updates I should avoid?

More 20never

WHO HERE /safe/???

THE CULLING OF THE NORMIES IS HERE

>1494623496892.jpg
Nice original filename.

FUCK I JUST GOT THE VIRUS AND IT INSTALLED GENTOO ON MY SYSTEM OVERWRITING ALL MY FAMILY PICS!!!

HOW DO I RECOVER???

>anecdotal evidence

I guess i did, my w7 is original and it last updated in the morning

REDDIT LIVETHREAD CONFIRMS THAT PATCHES FROM MICROSOFT SERVERS ARE COMPROMISED.

DONT UPDATE
DONT UPDATE
DONT UPDATE
DONT UPDATE

>mfw pirated win7 with all updates disabled running sp1

Come at me Vladimir

Something has to go on all those reformatted PC's and I think a lot of people will think twice about putting Windows on it again.

Still better than shitnux desu

Mac here I'm safe

Uhhh guys

Can't print screenshoot or connect to the internet with the computer. It is encrypted you fucking retard.

>stopped downloading updates at 97%


how fucked im i

>thousands of computers have this ransomware right now, all at the same time
>no such thing ever occurred on any GNU/Linux distro
lmao at your life winpleb

>widespread malware attack against Unix-like OS's
This is already happening. To see it:

1) Setup public facing web server
2) Look at logs

You don't need something to be listening on port 80 for very long before you get dozens and dozens of attempts per hour trying to exploit known vulnerabilities in WordPress and MediaWiki and other commonly used content management systems. The already infected systems attacking you continuously don't care if you're not using those, they just attack everything and anything on the off-chance that it works.

Another experiment you should try, setup a ftp server that allow anonymous as username and password and see how long it takes before all kinds of strange stuff is being uploaded.

How do i find right version update?

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DON'T UPGRADE!! INSTALL LINUX QUICK!!

Fuck off.

false. They will only learn 2 things
1. Always do backups
2. Software updates exist for a reason

source?

If you are posting with a phone you still could take a picture.

PATCHES ARE COMPROMISSED.
DONT UPDATE

I'm on win 7 and I use ancile.
Am I ok?

>running win7 from 2013 without any updates installed at all

I'm on Windows and I'm fine.

I'm not a poorfag like you who can't afford Windows.

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There is no source. Updates are fine.

>FUD

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Just don't be a dumbass. It's not like you can magically get malware shitposting on Sup Forums.

>Today, May 12th 2017, WikiLeaks publishes "AfterMidnight" and "Assassin", two CIA malware frameworks for the Microsoft Windows platform.

>"AfterMidnight" allows operators to dynamically load and execute malware payloads on a target machine. The main controller disguises as a self-persisting Windows Service DLL and provides secure execution of "Gremlins" via a HTTPS based Listening Post (LP) system called "Octopus".
You may be on to something here.

I just disconnected my fucking computer. Who the fuck is leaving theirs plugged in, for real?

>people who have windows update enabled
they deserve ransomware 2 be honest

Take a pic with your phone and timestamp

you will be poor soon after paying to have all of your devices decrypted :^)

>mfw some scriptkiddie caused one of the biggest shitstorms of our times

how did it even get into your network?
do you have 443 publicly open or some shit

>Installed updates last night after being offline for a week

>It's not like you can magically get malware shitposting on Sup Forums.

Reminder that anyone, ANYONE that uses muh games as an excuse for using wangblows is LITERALLY putting their enjoyment of pretending to shoot guns or jump on platforms above of every single file on their computer

this

aint Sup Forums got mods?
del & banish these fuckers already, people on here for advice.

I can afford it because I'm not a poorfag like you.

>Penguins don't have any ransomware infection yet.
NORMIES BTFO

>Today, May 12th 2017, WikiLeaks publishes "AfterMidnight" and "Assassin", two CIA malware frameworks for the Microsoft Windows platform.

>"AfterMidnight" allows operators to dynamically load and execute malware payloads on a target machine. The main controller disguises as a self-persisting Windows Service DLL and provides secure execution of "Gremlins" via a HTTPS based Listening Post (LP) system called "Octopus".
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought it was Port 445 you had to be worried about?

Linux is worse.

What are the dots?