Consider trying linux over this whole malware thing

>consider trying linux over this whole malware thing
>check out fedora
>this fucking diabetic ball of bacon grease is on the download page

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If your software is programmed by people who all look like Staceys and Chads, you just know you're in for a bad time.

I'd trust hambeasts and neckbeards to produce decent code.

>it just works
>unlike my heart after chugging heavy cream

Install Gentoo

if you're trying to win people over to linux you need to pretend the hambeasts and neckbeards don't exist.

>chooses fedora
>wonders why you see a neckbeard

pls user, use arch like a real man

Nobody wants to use a distro with a fatass on the cover.

linus uses fedora tho

diversity is our strength :^)

>obese white cis male
>'diversity'

>linus
>fedora
>neckbeard

they are all the same thing

use arch

better than the huffington post's editorial team

no

> male

>Christine

I'm sorry for assuming their gender.

Fat people should be thrown into fucking concentration camps till their fit

Why can't this be a law

...

>JVM performance engineer
>is fat

lol

gross

>being fat

>that cute deliciously chubby girl
>JVM performance wizard

I would marry her.

Fedora has been amazing for a while. I was a debianite for some years.

Christine?

>checked out fedora 25 on my x220 earlier this day
>gnome was a ugly mess totally unusable on a smaller display
>checked out ubuntu 16.04
>perfect
how can someone work with that abortion gnome has become?

I'd trust healthy people over unhealthy people to produce quality code.

Install Suse

You don't get healthy sitting in a chair, typing code, son.

>Christine Food

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.