Stereotypes that are true for you

I'm slightly overweight and I'm kind of short.

I'm half white and half mexican and live in Arizona

I'm upper middle class and Asian

I eat fast food almost everyday

I'm short even for a jap

I have no fashion sense

Im white.

I own a Ute, drink heaps of beer and have a heavy aussie accent.

I find tracksuit pants and tracksuits in general fine for going to university, date and just everyday activities.

I fucking love cheeseburgers and my trip to Colorado soon will be the first time I've ever been out of state
My family is made up of extremely dedicated christians

I have a microbenis.

fuck that image is rough

I'm moving to the US as soon as I graduate from medical school.

I love to banter and shitpost, IRL as well as on Sup Forums. I'm also quite a heavy drinker with a high tolerance.


my condolences

I'm khan

I like barbecue and hmm... I wear flip-flops. That's it, really.

Barry motherfucking Hall

I like shit beer

I'm not from the US

I'm loud, lazy and live with my parents.

I'm really lazy. That's pretty much the only Puerto Rican stereotype that I fit in.

just loose weight and get femine enaf to understand them fully, there shouldnt be any problem, also if ur short you have huge advantage to be cute and do things taller guys couldnt do without fagcalling.
t. 173cm and doing well when average is 182cm

Wait. What am I supposed to be?

I am fat

Is this one of those double negative.

"No fashion sense" relative to other Americans is probably quite fashionable.

Im very shy and dont interact with other people much besides saying "hej" to strangers in the forest.

Swedes are not shy just not very talkative.

I'm literally the opposite of our stereotype, not sure if good or bad

bad

>canada

Well at least I drink heaps, that's good enough

I am vain and extremely arrogant.

It isn't my fault to be perfect.

Im very lazy

Holy shit she didn't have the decency to lie. What a bitch.

I absolutely adore wine and cheese

At least the whore was honest, desu

"Will you still help me with my math"
"Of course"

Good boy.

I love cheese
I smoke cigarettes
I'm bisexual
Also all Latin stereotypes are true for me
I'm very lazy, i speak very loudly i cant speak english properly etc etc

I'm not lazy but I hate to work
I love pizza and pasta (italian style)

I'm blue eyed with blond hair.

Ahhhhhhhh, the south

Maybe I'm a little bit snob
that's all

pretty sure

>overweight
>mesican-American
>like to bbq
>don't like to read

I want to be on that girl's place. Strong and sexy black man is holding me with his muscular arms and sticking his huge juice cock up my hungry hole.

I am eating sushi right now
I am a 166cm manlet and have 13cm penis at most, moreover I am a "fast man" on the bed.
I have worked like 07:30-07:30 without sleeping before.
I hate korean

I prefer vodka over other strong alcohol.
I am kinda cold-hearted in public.
Wearing ushanka in -30 is nice.
I live in an old students dorm, that was transformed into a commieblock, surrounded by alcoholics, underage wannabe-criminals, babushkas and all kind of human voidings lying around periodically.

gotta love the color contrast
blacked.com knows how to craft visually amazing porn
imagine being the girl and feeling all his thrust and his power inside you
imagine being the bull and holding a beautiful blonde aryan girl in your arms as you push inside her

10/10
pure porn kinography

This
Also I'm autistic

I avoid taxes wherever possible and email online retailers to get my VAT refunded

t. Jerseylad

You're the bitch

I sucked a german guy willfully, he didn't even ask for it

I drink far too much tea.

So much so I won't go to countries with no tradition of tea drinking.

Did you also surrender your butthole to his panzer?

I'm extremely lazy. I would still be NEET even if the economy wasn't fucked.

I'm hairy
I eat baguette on a daily basis
My favorite alcohol is wine (ice wine of noble grain tho)
My favorite cheese stinks like hell
I'm arrogant
I'm talkative and I like to touch my fellows when I talk to them
I like perfume

>"Will you help me with my maths."

So you're good at math?

I smoke a lot of weed and I'm generally speaking pretty cheap.

I am bored to death

I fuck brown women.

I'm polite, I've planted trees before

I just know that italia sucks french dicks since 1400's and you're jealous of our superiority

i drink at least 4 cups of tea a day
my teeth are crooked
I wear a bowler hat to work.

>I'm blue eyed with blond hair.

Jealous

>I wear a bowler hat to work.

That's still a thing? Based

Nigel get out of France

no, i have literally never seen one.

fuck off, William

same here

the mongol meme is only on Sup Forums, in the eyes of real people finns are just blue eyed tall blondes

t.

Idiots, the first is probably Nigel but the one who spits on italia is a rightful french. Italia is a mess, nothing to do with the nogs of Europe.

Dear cucks enjoy being the man and take those responsibilities.

You want Finland rape ur ass again?

Jealous of Blond hair.
I understand blue eyes but blond hair.

...

Yes, I always loved that combination. I want to look nordic.

>Implying

Had a Finn here for Erasmus and everyone asked if Finns were part Asian.

My name is Pierre

Im extremly handsome and smart, I know how to dress properly since the age of 5, I can cook a gourmet meal with 3 potatoes and some salt

t. Pierre

Blonde hair on a guy doesn't look very masculine desu
t. blonde hair green eyes

squatting - no
tracksuits - no
salo - not often
russophobia - without radicalism
commieblock - yes
any kind of alcohol - not often

Not much..

I don't believe that meme though, that's only what insecure brown people say. I want natural blonde hair but when it's dyed it looks like shit.

>Im extremly handsome and smart
These aren't French stereotypes, you dumbfuck

But the stereotypes of Flemish being rude certainly checks out

I'm not Flemish

>This is what the French actually believe

HON HON HON

This.

I daily eat baguettes.

I daily eat pasta.

I live in a 3rd world country

I'm boring and irrelevant

You also seem to fulfill the stereotype of speaking shitty English.

from the east coast, am a left wing piece of trash, and attend an ivy league school

>inb4 wow u think ursoooo smart
no i just got really lucky god bless america
>inb4 richfag
also no
i'm poorfag

I'm a vicious racist and an alcholic. I also had to google how to spell viscious.

I hate foreigners.

I look like a germanic-mongol
t.northerner

I have a child and several women locked up in my love dungeon under the house.

I love spicy foods.

I'm irish and I'm a redhead.