Why can't we all just be friends

Why can't we all just be friends

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Because your country is full of autistic retards it must be all that slav blood canadians have.

Mexigo

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I love you Canada

Because of a FUCKING LEAF

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Please no bully.

because fuck you, you disgusting leaf fucking faggot. i hope you drown in syrup

No one can be a friend of a leaf. It's ridiculous.

I HATE Canada

same

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Cana fucking Dah

The second biggest country in the world, next to a superpower, and yet... Nothing...

Beavers, mounties, and that's it, just a bunch of asians and even dumber pseudo americans freezing their balls off during winter.

A fucking leaf? A leaf? from a tree that isnt even native to Canada?

When an empty shithole like Alaska has a bigger identity than your country something really wrong is happening.

Congratulations Canada, not only you are the biggest non country in the entire world, but you are also terrible at shitposting, no one gets mad, no one thinks "that's cleaver", no one gets frustrated or finds it funny, everyone just thinks "that post has to be the most exciting thing that Canasian will EVER experience".

That's your life Canada, a post on Sup Forums is the peak of your entire leaf, i mean life.

SAD.

Why can't we just use each other for sex like normal friends.

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I hardly know you.

Let's BEAVriends

delet this

Go stand in a bread line and die of inefficient gommie health care you fucking leaf.

US should have annexed you in the 1800's

I'm not your fuckin friend buddy