/cum/

real nigga hours edition

Reimu

goodnight, /cum/

cute edition

good morning ^_^
buenos dias ^_^
bonjour ^_^

>tfw no /fa/ gf

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>tfw no /insane/ gf

Guten morgen.

deutsch is nicht ein nord amerikanishe sprache.. aber das ist naturlich OK! ^_^ wie geht's, herr bernd?

Ganz gut. Und wie läuft es bei dir?

I feel like that would get old rather quickly desu

ich warte nach hause gehen.. mein kollegen kommt nicht, also ich muss heute 16 stunden arbeiten X_X sie ist fur mich tot..

hello

>16 Stunden arbeiten
>an einem Sonntag

Das ist eine der Sachen die mich an den USA stören.

Good night /cum/
Sleep tight!

bye ayylium-san

Пpив

one of my best friends is from belarus

we use to make fun of him for being a jew

*devours feces*

is my friend from America posting ITT????

which friend

you should know!!!!!!!

Why does everything have to beep?

>use my microwave
>anytime I push a button it beeps
>turn on my AC
>any time I push on a button it beeps
>turn on my PS4
>it beeps

sensory feedback desu

I once used a microwave that didn't beep and it bothered me

old ones that had a dial were fine except they were really loud at the end

Guys, my mother is a Spaniard and muy fathee an American. In a scale from 1 to 10 how much will a mexican like me?

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Mexicans dont like anybody

at 20nd march i meet who is entity303 i see them. he i realy fast them broke my server. when i play minecraft i bulid spawn with my friends nick, tom and mark to server join entity303. we dont know who is them. i write on the chat
Me-how are you
entity303-.......
Me-HOW ARE YOU!!!!
entity303-kaboom!!!
at this moment spawn make big boom and them are broke. at this moment i write to chat
Me-GO AWAY WE BULID THIS SPAWN 3 HOURS
entity303-......
and at this moment all are kicked from the server THE END

i-im not gonna make it /cum/-chan...

Mexico confirmed germanic

why

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I don't see how your parents nationalities correlate to a Mexican liking you

If you behave nice towards a Mexican, he will do the same, that simple
Take a hike

ayoooooooooooooooooooooooo

good morning.

and a good day/evening/morning to you

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>McDonalds has a 2 for 5 deal running right now where I am
>Got 2 big macs and a large fry for 8.03 last night

buy me something too

>buying french fries
wew

I can say I've fought a midget, can you say the same?

Sadly not, I would probably end up murdering them though

come here and fite me then i can say i have u manlet

I fought him when I was like 7 years old. I was on a wrestling team and they put me up against a midget because we were in the same weight class. He kicked my ass

kek, you should go find him and exact revenge

McDonalds fries are the best thing on the menu

Their women will love you ;)

>>tfw had 2 insane gfs who really loved me but it was too much
They used to bring me lunch at work but would start fights over the stupidest shit

r u mandon moore?

Doin a fat poo lads

>Doin a fat australian lads

what did he mean by this?

Doing your fat mom lad.

Post innocent girls that you would marry and bring home to meet your parents.

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>Discussing various topics with third worlders.
>Stone age mentality...everywhere

So glad I live in the US. The difference is way more apparent.

Who is this scat cat?

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What do you mean ?

even after her porn stuff, i would still marry and breed her

I thought that the refugees do that for you.

You would know

A very pure and qt lady.

I know right? Don't they know its 2016?

Name plz

Its right there in the lower left corner, you silly goose.

What if I am a refugee?

Don't want to get too into detail, but they respond to everything in violence, or they are judgemental in a retarded way, overly racist.

Makes you feel like you are talking to a robot. Felt sad after.

Good morning friends :)

Why is the USA the greatest country on earth?

On my phone, can't play webms.

Plz don't do me like this.

America

[spoiler]Xev Bellringer[/spoiler]

>iFags

Ethnic cleansing, slavery, ruthless cut throat capitalism and imperialism.

They all collectively can produce great economic benefits despite their ethical drawbacks.

Just bought Mafia 2 on Steam
this better not suck

Get the vlc app.

mafia 2 is goat unlike SJWfia 3

>tfw low test

anyone know what the "easter" raids are about?

Mom. Dad. This is my fiancé Siri. She's been used and abused in the industry but I still love her. We're going to get married and have really cool monogamous sex.

>black hand
doubt.jpg

IT FUCKING RAINED FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES
AND ITS HOT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I thought you lived in the Baltics not the Northeast

summer is literally cancer, i want winter back

hello m8

I wish my flag looked like bacon

why are you in my safespace?
REEEEEEEEEEEE ITS BLOOD RED NOT BACON

Ahhh, just another great, sunny day in the best state of California, i sure feel sorry for whoever doesnt live here, no place can compare to this paradise, especially san jose

pls beat the pens

cuz i use proxy.
now im bacon people like u

for you
>he is actually lazy
(worried)

I hate writing cover letters. I am so full of doubt and anxiety I am not even sure I want the job.

latvia u need to walk to get strong
remember ur part of the big leagues now

>Igaunija

Why do Lettonians refer to Estonians as iguanas?

it will give u fresh air if u go outside.... dont make the oecd look bad...

All of my posts got deleted because i shitposted on /po/ what the fucm is this bullshit


Also had a beer outside on the balcony
>tfw phone camera too good so i have to alwayc crop images

sorry 2 hear about that
what phone do you have? I want one with a good camera, planning on buying the samsung galaxy7