Are you a failure or are you a qualifier?

Are you a failure or are you a qualifier?

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Why does Sc*tland have their own team?

LOL SLOVENIA

What is this even for?

>Caring about poorball.

We're a basketball country.

>Hey lads let's let literally everyone in lmao

Euro

We never qualify to anything, but this time around I have no idea how we managed to fail, our team should've been good enough to qualify.

We actually gave Croatia and Italy a run for their money in our group, but one bad draw against Azerbaijan was enough to fuck us over from direct qualification. Then two embarrassing losses against Hungary followed, so I guess we weren't good enough after all...

Still really butthurt about it desu, would've travelled down there if we had qualified.

Northern Ireland is in the Euro, fucking how?

We'll win this time we have fresh players that look promising. For example I have faith in Emre Mor , it'd also be great to see him play in Turkish Leauge but the team he's currently playing in ( FC Nordsjælland ) is asking for 10 Mil € for his transfer even though that whole Danish team is not worth 10 Mil €. Fucking jews

We win this one.
Mark my fucking words.

failure, obviously

My body is ready. I'm prepared for the booty blasted calls when italy wins again

Only 3rd world countries qualify.

Finland didnt qualify because of the jews/lack of jews.

no 40 year old pirlo what are you doing

Every country of Great Britain does

Easy

Our team is more than a failure, just see how Japan rekt us... but guess that's what you get when the head of the federation is a corrupt wig wearing smuck who puts his son and son-in-law together on the pitch along those numerous failures of strikers and defenders promoted by corrupt club presidents, corrupt head coaches and over all football turned here into a corrupt armpit of a sport.

Our media kept hyping it up how it would be the first time in many years we would qualify. Shit was hillarious

>best countries in yellow

All I can say is THANK YOU USA

Why are scandis so bad at football? Even Sweden is one man team and the carry is not even Swedish

The team I'd field:
Pirlo, Totti, Chiellini, Bonucci, El Sharawwy, Marchisio, De Rossi, Abate, Darmian, Immobile and Buffon.
No team can stand a chance against this.

snow and freezing temperatures aren't the ideal conditions to play football

>it will again end after 3 matches
CANT WAKE UP
i want us to be at least in 1/8 desu

we are getting eliminated in the Group stage

>2016
>legball

is that for eurovision song contest ?

>netherlands
I thought they were good.
>el sharawwy
lmao that's not italian

They lost friendly 0-3 against France yesterday, otherwise

In small countries like ours we usually target very few sports that we we have a chance of doing good in (pic related).

>Norway
Massive focus on winter sports drain resources and manpower from football. Shit team.

>Denmark
Don't care about winter sports, so football is the most popular sport all year round. Better climate for football than the above above. Decent team, won EURO in 1992.

>Sweden
Like Finland, hockey drains a lot of resources, but they have close to twice the population to make up for it. Decent team, third place in the 1994 World Cup, semi-finals in EURO 1992.

Then again, when countries like Wales, Northern Ireland, Iceland and Albania manage to qualify, there's really no excuse.

When the last time was Norway involved in a major football tournament?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

Not since World Cup 1998/EURO 2000, embarrassing stuff.

Lol Russia is much better than you or anyone. Why they count it separately.

HOW the fuck did NI and Albania qualify but not the fucking Netherlands?!?

>caring about sports

Best World Cup result for Norway was getting to quart finals beating Brazil, in the 98.

They count them separately cause athletes from Kazakhstan and Ukraine etc. have tons of medals under USSR.

>invent football
>can't even qualify for the fucking euros
end me

Russia + USSR = 318
Norway = 329

but england qualified,what are you talking about?

flonaldo

independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/after-150-years-the-truth-scotland-invented-football-8756018.html

>can only pass the ball forwards
ah yes english "football"

WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIEEET

WE WUZ THOUGH

NI got really lucky with the draw tbH, worst group of the bunch.

>Faroe Islands

>El Sharawwy,
Amigo, why do you need those sandniggers?

wtf greece

How the fuck is that fair?

The funniest part is that they actually beat Greece...twice

Ones from K are ethnic Russians since the northern K was Russian clay before Khruschev.
I doubt anyone itt can name at least two ethnic kazakh athlets.

I can lol at your living standard and your crumbling economy

how the fuck did faroe islands finish above greece? how the fuck did northern ireland top that group?

what a shitshow

Jesus fucking Christ, I feel embarassed for the Greeks.

>football

>Soccer

>soccer

>Soccer

They know what they have got.

Also I believe the spaniards will fuck our shit uo again....

why does croatia have so many good players despite being so little?

>Balcan'ts

Football is the most played sport world wide.

Better than playing hand egg and othere meme sports and calling tournaments world cup even though nobody else really plays it.

At least you have the japanese in baseball.

>soccer
>SOCCER

why is Israel yellow???
how are they Europe?

That was England you cuck

>giving a shit about football
No thanks, I'm straigt.

Whats the belarusean equivalent, hockey?

Anime and vidyas

Do you have a breeding program for moba players?

Any professional guys that are famous?

I dont know.

>Norway got cucked by our shit team that's gonna drop out of the group with 0 points

WOW HOLY FUCK OF COURSE AN AMERICAN SHOW UP. Oh hi welcome to our thread, it's so great let's talk about international cultures that don't pertain to this American website. Suddenly you fucking show up you fatass, scooter-riding hog-fucking American and you start talking about "muh microbrews" and "muh military." Yeah whatever your country can blow mine up, whooptie fucking do, but why does it even fucking matter. You're not the one on the kill switch, you're just some Amerilard who sits on their computer eating hotpockets all day and masturbating to taiwanese cave paintings all day. Literally fuck yourself. Grab your dick and ram it up your ass, but you'd probably like that you fucking faggot american. "Oh look at me I support faggots fucking each other, and fucknig me in the ass" that's what you'd say lmao. Fucking Amerifats, I bet you try to sue me for writing this. You're the only country that invades sovereign nations then makes movies about how bad your soldiers feel after raping the native populace. Fucking Amerifat kill yourself. Legitimately kill yourself.

As much as it pains me to say it I think England will have a great campaign this year at the euros

DELET

Robbing street hookers for their krokodil.

kek

>le get injured and do nothing man
>not italy's brave lorenzo insigne

They are more european than whole poland

I unironically think England can win it this year.

desu

Who do you think would win in a Northern Ireland vs Ireland match?

They left AFC in 1974 because of political issues, in other words, they couldn't handle the Muslim bantz.

>left
Alright, a bit of a stretch.
>In 1974, Israel was excluded from AFC competitions, as a result of a proposal by Kuwait which was adopted by a vote of 17 to 13 with 6 abstentions.

The likes of the USSR should be stripped from all medal tables, as well as east Germany. Even Russia themselves are questionable.

>Sweden got in

IT'S
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR

SWEDEN ALWAYS GETS EASY AS FUCK GROUPS

Hahaha

You will end 4 in group stage mehmet

desu we didn't laugh at you when we qualified and you were at home being shitters

rude

How did fucking Holland fail to qualify when Albania, Northern Ireland and Hungary did...that's some achievement.

>2016
>European Race about to get obliterated due to racemixing
>Caring for some sport that only Mohammedans and niggers play
Nice goys
Every team that doesn't participate in this tournament did right

Whole europe participates, yellow ones just lost in group stage and didnt advance

I was also curious about that

I know lad
And therefore they can consider themselves as lucky

San Marino has a team? Is it made entirely of locals, or is it just a bunch of Congolese playing for San Marino?

>Watching a bunch of retards chase a ball around a field is really exciting, guys!

Do humanity a favour and remove yourselves from the gene pool, degenerates.

mostly Italian lower league players who have grandparents from there + a few locals

They have their own team but they're really bad. In here we bully football teams by calling them " san marino's competetors "

Who cares about some meme cup anyway. Only thing interesting is to see how many places will muslims bomb during this.

In here we bully rival fans by calling them "turkroach-tier"