Be microsoft

>Be microsoft
>release windows 10
>People hate it and stick with old windows
>Release a virus to fuck people with older systems and scare them into switching to 10
>???
>Profit $$$

>Be Microsoft
>Be excellent developers
>NSA finds exploit
>Doesn't inform Microsoft
>Exploit is leaked
>Everyone blames Microsoft
>True culprit is still at large

>Microsoft is told of exploit
>They let it fester anyway until some shit happens
>Pin on the NSA who is already an easy target and deflect blame from themselves while simultaneously beckoning people to come to windows 10

>Be Microsoft
>Be known for cooperation with CIA niggers
>NSA finds exploit
>Don't patch it for 2 decades
>Exploit is leaked
>Finally patch it
>Your update system is so shit only 1.5 people on Earth get it
>Microsoft dindu nuffin

>making shit up to push a dumb hypothesis and support your own retarded agenda
You know who else plays this card?

20 cents have been deposited into your 401k

>release updates to fix the vulnerability before the virus is released
>release an update for a 20 year old OS to fix the vulnerability because some faggots are still using it

>CIA niggers
>NSA finds
MI6 and MI5 are better

Theory: Windows 10 is actually perfect for normies who dont update windows unless its automatic and is 100% what they deserve.

No shit?

Forced updates was one of the smartest things Microsoft has ever done really. It's just too bad they went overboard with telemetry causing tinfoil hats to fear monger people into not upgrading. Along with the fact that it basically rapes your resources unless you tame it

>be Linus
>shitpost "muh botnet" on Sup Forums so that idiot newfags don't update to win10
>find win7/win8 vulnerability and create ransomware
>release it to unupdated windows systems
>shitpost on Sup Forums and blame it on windows
>the same idiot newfags hurriedly switch to GNU/Linux
>???
>profit

Wait, are they giving me the option to update to win10 for free one more time or do I have to pay?

>Be excellent developers
stopped reading right there.. didn't know it was a cringe thread

why would ms patch old OSes then you dumbfuck?

pretty much this.
>implying mspajeet alone is proficient enough

could you please not use racial slurs on Sup Forums or anywhere please...

Ok babe

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they didn't expect so many companies to be affected

>Be Microsoft
>Have exploits
>People naturally find publish those exploits
>Be rightfully blamed
how there they

>linux
>profit
please explain this to me

Gas the Jews

>microsoft releases patch for winxp sp3