Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

kissing seems like the worst part of sex.

Sex in general seems weird.

Me under the bed in my cuck cage

I feel the opposite because you can't properly simulate the feeling of being loved and I feel like kissing is the best way to show some that you love them.

Sex is something you can simulate and that's because of sex robots.

I never kissed someone. How it's like?

sand

Really weird having their tongue in your mouth but also arousing.

Your senses gets overwhelmed

>ywn have a cute loli vampire gf

lemons

like eating pussy

Who here is going to die a virgin ?

Like licking Sand bags

salty coins and milk

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the author screwed up the two mosquito bite on her.

FLANDRE IS MAI WAIFU

I will hopefully make 100 dollars to buy a hooker

wish i was born earlier

yeah they shoud be located higher

>expected trapshit
I'm disappointed

You should try it. It's something that I can't describe well enough due to my lack of English skills.

If you have no friends or anyone to try it with you could always go to somewhere where you can meet people who are interested in same things as you are.
Like if you are interested in Anime go to a Anime cafe and places like that and meet new people.
Or just pay for a technology class even though you already know the things. Even if you don't meet someone special you can be happy about that you got something more to write in your cv.

>kissing seems like the worst part of sex.
bái chī
>Sex in general seems weird.
bái chī
>Sex is something you can simulate
bái chī

By the way it ain't Sup Forums.

MODS MODS MODS

Kill yourself

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>getting gangbanged by lolis
sorry, I'm not a fuckslut.

2D women are NOT important.

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

BBrrrraaaaaapppp!

What's the deal with that meme?

How the fuck isn't this deleted yet?

Ignore idiots.

Are you new here ? Sup Forums hasn't had a Janitor in a few years.

Sometimes i wish i was single, sure i have a killer pc tech wise but i dont have enough dosh leftover to add all these cool led shit and sli my rig for no reason just because i can.

Ok so post something juicy.

somehow desktop threads always disappeared still

except he never had a wife and child. It's just his sick imagination.

If she has bad mouth hygiene it is the worst thing on this planet

talking from experience, nearly had to vomit

It makes my jaw ache after a while, and their face looks weird as fuck when you are so close.

It's tastes weird and everyone I have kissed has the same taste. It feels good and you feel a real connection with someone when you do it. For a brief moment everything in the world doesn't seem so bad is the best I can explain it.

like drug-induced euphoria?

Pretty much, it's why some people become sex addicts.

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Why would you want a gf if you got the internet?

Japs in porn have the weirdest, grossest fucking way of kissing. It's like they read a vague description of how humans do it, and tried to act it out.

Fucking a 2hu must feel pretty nice.

Probably because being on the internet is a constant exposure to girls and other people who have them.

Like being on a desert island and only having cookbooks to read.