Post jokes from your cunt, i'll start

Post jokes from your cunt, i'll start

>two grannies went to pick blueberries
>the other one didn't fit

i dont get it

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>little billy walked in on his father jerking off, he asked him "What are you doing?"
>the father replied "I'm playing with Mr. Dinky"
>much later little billy came to his father and cried. The father asked "What's the matter, boy?"
>"I was playing with Mr. Dinky and he spit in my eye, so i had to wrestle him down"

HHAHAHAAHAHAHA XDDDDDd

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>man went to the store
>shovel

X---DDDDD EBIN!!!!

why the clown?

suomi on paras

>Kaksi mummoa meni mustikkaan. Toinen ei mahtunut.
'Meni mustikkaan' may mean 'went to pick blueberries' or 'went inside a blueberry'.

lel

>man went to the store
>bread

Right when I thought that no one would ever ask for the clown and deleted the post ...

The joke is that you say "Hitler gassed six million Jews and a clown", someone asks for the clown and you say "see, nobody cares about Jews".

See? Nobody likes the Jews.

A roman brings a plate of pasta to the funural

"You told me room to the teeth"

I know, that's why I asked it

Two hunters meet each other. Both dead.

(In German the word for "meet" is the same as for "hit".)

>unironically ruined the thread

XDDDDDDD

Germany is not a gay homo country.

German """""humour""""""

What's the Polish word for car key?
Crowbar

Slovakia

>A Belgian man jumps into the air
>HE MISSED!

>Why do Belgians open cartons of milk when they're still in the store?
>Because it says 'OPEN HERE"

>Why do Turks have speedboats?
>To beat the ducks to the bread

>What's a Turk in a bus stop?
>Shooting gallery

>What are 10 Turks in a bus stop?
>GUARANTEED PRIZE!

A tuna and a whale meet.

The whale says: "What do we do, fish?"

Says the tuna: "You have the choice, fish."

A helicopter crashed on a Belgian cemetery. So far 102 corpses have been recovered.

Reminds me of this one: "Everybody always talks about the Jews in World War Two, but it's not like the Germans were so nice!"

>What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
>The bucket.

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'

stop

Kek

I'm kinda digging it you know. It has its charm.

I thought that's the point of the thread. Posting jokes that only make sense in your language. Because otherwise they're just jokes, not jokes from your cunt.

Why do fish have scales? So that they have somewhere to put their bicycles.

What's the difference between niggers and ice tires? Ice tires don't start singing when you put the chains around them.

Where can you never be wrong? The Eiffel tower.

Two friends meet.

"How does your new bicycle go?"
"It doesn't go, it rides."
"So how does it ride?"
"It goes."

What did dog say to moon?
Whats moonbone

There were two people walking. Suddenly, the guy in the middle slipped and fell off.

The European Union.

Where does a mosquito get drunk? Insect!

Oooh! That's a burn!

jokes that only makes sense in my language?

>I don't listen to classical music
>I have celiac disease

>What does the fat peasant raise?
>a big shadow

>Mason eating dinner with his family
>"eat my son, your mother is already a wall"

>Where do the cute things live?
>in Arizona

>Whats red and hurts if it goes in your eyes?
>a tractor

>What do they sweep at the airport?
>airport

>What haunts at the mass grave?
>team spirit

>What does the polite Terminator say?
>I'm sorry I inderrupted you

>What rooms does the house of the spider have?
>only a bedroom

>What kind of human is the english currency exchanger?
>an important human

A nigger goes to a shop and asks for a gay porn magazine and the owner answers: "being a nigger wasn't enough?".

fuck off finland

Where's the toilet in Indian houses?

At the end of the hallway.

Which and Crank and fought. Which won.


Car drove over river.

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top kek

What did the robot get from the vending machine?
Saftware.

What is the difference between a nigger and a family pizza?

A family pizza can feed the entire family

Hah

two hunters are out hunting
they see a deer

shoot with your faggot!

the other hunter dies

Knock knock

Who's there?

I'm a pile up

I'm a pile up who?

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A moose burned into a reindeer.

Ripper of a good joke there bloke! Cant believe Ive not heard that one afore now eh? Nah Im only joking with you, mate.

Hey next time youre around mind passing back me bleedin rarebit nuker? Wouldnt ask but the misso is full starkers about it, mate. Cheers!

Lip is flying as in a lepers' Christmas party:DD

go to shop
shovel

please explain this one

perkele :D

>easter

LOLOLOOL AUSTRALIA IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA TOP TIER BANTZ OLOLOSOSKSDFLASO

kys

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Only makes sense in Finnish and it's still quite absurd

During WW2, two German spies go in an English pub. Before entering, the first one says:
"Remember, we are not Germans, so no schnapps this time, let's order a martini."
"Ok" says the second.
So, they enter in the pub and one of them says:
"Martini, please."
"Dry martini?" asks the barman.
"Warum drei? Zwei!"

too sophisticated for a monkey to understand

Two men walk into a bar.One of them is alcohol and its ruining his family.

Two cats got on a boat.

One was named one two three and the other was named un deux trois.

The ship capsized and only one cat survived. Which one?

One two three swam to shore, un deux trois quatre cinq.

Pffffffffffffffff

Poor cats

thats on the level of why is 6 afraid of 7

How does a Spanish man describe his disabled wife?
-Pretty cripple.

dying

According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

Fünf.

I'm going to toilet.

Go toilet.

Student: Teacher, why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly?
Teacher: Because stars have the ability to dodge.

A moose jumped into a lake and became reindeer.