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LEAVE and Take Back Control - edition

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cara

this 2bh

our nige

GOOD edition

THISSS

>tfw i will never own a tank
kill me now

general survey

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Posting from deathbed

i fucking love this gif

>make account on daily mail
>give it an islamic name
>post BREXIT on several articles
>Racists get confused, dont know whether to upvote for brexit or downvote for paki name
>comment about how much in benefits i get in a year

They mods have started deleting any of my anti-brexit posts though unfortunately.

I wouldn't really mind if I could stick my dick in someone's arse haha

asked this girl on the bus if she would like to engage in copulative acts with me and she called me a weirdo

who here /buysabagofsaltednutsatthepub/

some weirdo on the bus just propositioned me

>that masterful eating of the crisp

God bless this beautiful man

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BASED JEZZA

got an insane toothache atm

>tfw too povvo to go to the dentist to get it sorted

Reminder:

>implying the Irish and white people are two mutually exclusive identities

Ahh yes, very impressive.

>Pulls crisp into his mouth with his tongue

I'm not alone

went for alien because spontaneity = lols

Irish

My mum is from Abergavenny

Wanna give hoi4 a good play then I'll give them up

>2016
>STILL being irish
seriously? come on

>tfw still no janny acceptance email

lads.......help!

>tfw gf found your ex gf pics cache on your laptop
i had pics of me gagging her and all sorts of horrible things in visual form. serves her well for snooping around my personal property

SAGRE BLEU x-DDdd

Wew good thing iman Italian whensa your dolmio day

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Doing a listen.

Please check your spam box.

>posting racists as your OP image
delete this

WHY I MAN! LOOK AT ME FOREHEAD DICK! ITS FOOKIN MASSIVE. GET ME SUM NEWKY BROWN

HHAHAHA

R.I.P Muhammed Ali

are jezza, setting the working class plebs straight

are nige

>he fell for the windows 10 meme

i support a united ireland

One less wog in the world Tbh

>tfw no huge tittied angsty scottish gf
btw why are northern irish women so much more attractive than all of the other women in the uk?

i have, it's not there :(

still repping 7

what happened to windows 9?

we don't like to talk about it

i'm sorry father

thats not a huge tittied angsty scottish gf, that's an american lad

so wait, the janny swoops in and gets this off in 5 fucking seconds but the swedish cuck cunt posts for like 20 mins straight?

janny is so fucking useless. you're shit at a job you get nothing for you stupid fat fucking loser. fuck you and your mother you autistic sperg cunt

The way the PC determines which OS it's running on is by looking at the first number, so 95 and 98 automatically become "9".

Instead of coding around this, they just made it 10 to make things easier

>american gf's
i want a uk gf m8 that's why i'm here on this here Sup Forums board don't you see

Reminder that 10% of the prison population is Polish

Reminder that nearly 50% of the prison population are EU citizens

play ds3 magic run. its shit so far

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neat
you're a fountain of knowledge my friend

>vote IN
>turkey joins the EU
>Turkroaches begin flooding the UK
>Job centres and Hospitals closed down and replaced with kebab houses
>white women being raped on the street by extremely hairy turks/pakis
>Walking down the street and seeing a turkroach/paki blow himself up becomes a common occurrence
>Paki gets caught making bomb, gets released as it's part of his culture and god told him to do it, blows up police station next day

the gf

90% of the prison population are creepy pedo paki's

>pedo

fuck off yank

t. abu nigel al-faragi al-britani

*strolls into the beer garden in my tan chino shorts, ralph lauren polo shirt and boat shoes*

*takes a set on the wooden bench and makes eye contact with the spotty waitress*

"pitches of Pimms please, make it strong"

look at this fucking dog

Europe really fucked up with this whole EU deal. It just seems like something history will mock in a few hundred years past. The EU is a complete failure.

when you made this up, did you get really excited? A little wood perhaps? Stories are for boys lad.

British people are EU citizens. Are you telling me over 50% of prisoners are pakis or jamaicans and the like?

>was supposed to study both yesterday and today
>both time i've given it a half arsed attempted

haha just :)

>rtwlr.jpg

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Good lad
Bad lad

i don't like dogs :3

Lads It's my gf's birthday on Tuesday and I'm buying her a puppy as a surprise. I bought it yesterday and I have to pick it up on Monday.

Where can I keep it overnight without her knowing? It can't be in the house so I was thinking in the shed if I give it some food and a blanket.

Ideas?

plus most of your pakis and jamaicans would be EU citizens too

it was never gonna work because of the mistrust of the members of each other

so you're looking to marry her then? that's cute haha

nah not if its a puppy, it might sit there whining all night or worse. Better off finding someone who can keep it overnight, most people wont mind it i expect.

>this entire post

I hope the RSPCA prosecute you

>British people are EU citizens.

t. Abdul

Patty and James are not European citizens

poo on its face

then poo on her face

then poo on your own face

poooooooooooooooooooooooo

You obviously shouldn't be responsible for an animal

give it to someone to look after, don't leave it on its own you cunt

are FUCKIN nige lads

>tiny ball
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its lit oml ;')

Get them to send it through Amazon but don't collect it from the pickup point until Tuesday

big fan of are biebs tbqh

All i want from life :

>not have to wageslave
>£2000/month
>decent sized house in white village
>nice wife/family

literally could be happy with just this lads

just surprise her early
don't be an asshole to her and cohen
(i'm going to call it cohen)

>not have to wageslave
>£2000/month

And you plan to get this how

>All i want from life :
>
>>not have to wageslave
>>£2000/month
>>decent sized house in white village
>>nice wife/family
>
>literally could be happy with just this lads

Good banter

It's only going to be about 10-12 hours

You what? It's a fucking dog not a worm it isn't going to die.

Not doing this

It's already at the shelter

No it isn't her birthday and we're not calling it Cohen.

Fuck it, I'll just clear our the shed and make it cosy

bennies britain

This big lad tells you to quiet down, what's your response?

>gf
>puppy

dont buy it lid

Hate lazy entitled cunts like you , enjoy having none of that

Where are you going to bury your dead puppy, you fucking sadist

pretended to be a roadman and saw him at a festival yesterday
was alright

cottage industry and farming

make me nigga

are you me? :)

hate sunny days because i feel guilty staying inside

clicking through some qt lasses from belfast profiles

not bad, i thought norn ironers were uggo

are you fucking dumb?

a dog is a fucking like 7 to 10 year commitment you dope. if you give her a dog, she will 100% be under the impression you're in it for the very long haul.

can't you ask them to pick it up on her birthday or something

and just take her there to get it