LEAVE and Take Back Control - edition
/brit/
cara
this 2bh
our nige
GOOD edition
THISSS
>tfw i will never own a tank
kill me now
general survey
Posting from deathbed
i fucking love this gif
>make account on daily mail
>give it an islamic name
>post BREXIT on several articles
>Racists get confused, dont know whether to upvote for brexit or downvote for paki name
>comment about how much in benefits i get in a year
They mods have started deleting any of my anti-brexit posts though unfortunately.
I wouldn't really mind if I could stick my dick in someone's arse haha
asked this girl on the bus if she would like to engage in copulative acts with me and she called me a weirdo
who here /buysabagofsaltednutsatthepub/
some weirdo on the bus just propositioned me
>that masterful eating of the crisp
God bless this beautiful man
got an insane toothache atm
>tfw too povvo to go to the dentist to get it sorted
Reminder:
>implying the Irish and white people are two mutually exclusive identities
Ahh yes, very impressive.
>Pulls crisp into his mouth with his tongue
I'm not alone
went for alien because spontaneity = lols
Irish
My mum is from Abergavenny
Wanna give hoi4 a good play then I'll give them up
>2016
>STILL being irish
seriously? come on
>tfw still no janny acceptance email
lads.......help!
>tfw gf found your ex gf pics cache on your laptop
i had pics of me gagging her and all sorts of horrible things in visual form. serves her well for snooping around my personal property
SAGRE BLEU x-DDdd
Wew good thing iman Italian whensa your dolmio day
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Doing a listen.
Please check your spam box.
>posting racists as your OP image
delete this
WHY I MAN! LOOK AT ME FOREHEAD DICK! ITS FOOKIN MASSIVE. GET ME SUM NEWKY BROWN
HHAHAHA
R.I.P Muhammed Ali
are jezza, setting the working class plebs straight
are nige
>he fell for the windows 10 meme
i support a united ireland
One less wog in the world Tbh
>tfw no huge tittied angsty scottish gf
btw why are northern irish women so much more attractive than all of the other women in the uk?
i have, it's not there :(
still repping 7
what happened to windows 9?
we don't like to talk about it
i'm sorry father
thats not a huge tittied angsty scottish gf, that's an american lad
so wait, the janny swoops in and gets this off in 5 fucking seconds but the swedish cuck cunt posts for like 20 mins straight?
janny is so fucking useless. you're shit at a job you get nothing for you stupid fat fucking loser. fuck you and your mother you autistic sperg cunt
The way the PC determines which OS it's running on is by looking at the first number, so 95 and 98 automatically become "9".
Instead of coding around this, they just made it 10 to make things easier
>american gf's
i want a uk gf m8 that's why i'm here on this here Sup Forums board don't you see
Reminder that 10% of the prison population is Polish
Reminder that nearly 50% of the prison population are EU citizens
play ds3 magic run. its shit so far
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neat
you're a fountain of knowledge my friend
>vote IN
>turkey joins the EU
>Turkroaches begin flooding the UK
>Job centres and Hospitals closed down and replaced with kebab houses
>white women being raped on the street by extremely hairy turks/pakis
>Walking down the street and seeing a turkroach/paki blow himself up becomes a common occurrence
>Paki gets caught making bomb, gets released as it's part of his culture and god told him to do it, blows up police station next day
the gf
90% of the prison population are creepy pedo paki's
>pedo
fuck off yank
t. abu nigel al-faragi al-britani
*strolls into the beer garden in my tan chino shorts, ralph lauren polo shirt and boat shoes*
*takes a set on the wooden bench and makes eye contact with the spotty waitress*
"pitches of Pimms please, make it strong"
look at this fucking dog
Europe really fucked up with this whole EU deal. It just seems like something history will mock in a few hundred years past. The EU is a complete failure.
when you made this up, did you get really excited? A little wood perhaps? Stories are for boys lad.
British people are EU citizens. Are you telling me over 50% of prisoners are pakis or jamaicans and the like?
>was supposed to study both yesterday and today
>both time i've given it a half arsed attempted
haha just :)
>rtwlr.jpg
Good lad
Bad lad
i don't like dogs :3
Lads It's my gf's birthday on Tuesday and I'm buying her a puppy as a surprise. I bought it yesterday and I have to pick it up on Monday.
Where can I keep it overnight without her knowing? It can't be in the house so I was thinking in the shed if I give it some food and a blanket.
Ideas?
plus most of your pakis and jamaicans would be EU citizens too
it was never gonna work because of the mistrust of the members of each other
so you're looking to marry her then? that's cute haha
nah not if its a puppy, it might sit there whining all night or worse. Better off finding someone who can keep it overnight, most people wont mind it i expect.
>this entire post
I hope the RSPCA prosecute you
>British people are EU citizens.
t. Abdul
Patty and James are not European citizens
poo on its face
then poo on her face
then poo on your own face
poooooooooooooooooooooooo
You obviously shouldn't be responsible for an animal
give it to someone to look after, don't leave it on its own you cunt
are FUCKIN nige lads
>tiny ball
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its lit oml ;')
Get them to send it through Amazon but don't collect it from the pickup point until Tuesday
big fan of are biebs tbqh
All i want from life :
>not have to wageslave
>£2000/month
>decent sized house in white village
>nice wife/family
literally could be happy with just this lads
just surprise her early
don't be an asshole to her and cohen
(i'm going to call it cohen)
>not have to wageslave
>£2000/month
And you plan to get this how
>All i want from life :
>
>>not have to wageslave
>>£2000/month
>>decent sized house in white village
>>nice wife/family
>
>literally could be happy with just this lads
Good banter
It's only going to be about 10-12 hours
You what? It's a fucking dog not a worm it isn't going to die.
Not doing this
It's already at the shelter
No it isn't her birthday and we're not calling it Cohen.
Fuck it, I'll just clear our the shed and make it cosy
bennies britain
This big lad tells you to quiet down, what's your response?
>gf
>puppy
dont buy it lid
Hate lazy entitled cunts like you , enjoy having none of that
Where are you going to bury your dead puppy, you fucking sadist
pretended to be a roadman and saw him at a festival yesterday
was alright
cottage industry and farming
make me nigga
are you me? :)
hate sunny days because i feel guilty staying inside
clicking through some qt lasses from belfast profiles
not bad, i thought norn ironers were uggo
are you fucking dumb?
a dog is a fucking like 7 to 10 year commitment you dope. if you give her a dog, she will 100% be under the impression you're in it for the very long haul.
can't you ask them to pick it up on her birthday or something
and just take her there to get it