Can some Westerner who lives alone adopt me? No gay sex

Can some Westerner who lives alone adopt me? No gay sex

Are you a female?

>no gay sex
>are you a female?
mhmm

I'll adopt you. No gay sex and no dungeons that you'll be locked into, I promise!

If I adopted you, how do I know you won't have your friends over for squatting parties while I'm at work?

I can adopt you.

This is where i live, do you have a problem?

I'd like a best friend for life

I wonder how many kilojoules that Ameripizza has.

you can live with me if you pay rent. i won't adopt you.

LOL