Can some Westerner who lives alone adopt me? No gay sex

Can some Westerner who lives alone adopt me? No gay sex

Are you a female?

>no gay sex
>are you a female?
mhmm

I'll adopt you. No gay sex and no dungeons that you'll be locked into, I promise!

If I adopted you, how do I know you won't have your friends over for squatting parties while I'm at work?

I can adopt you.

This is where i live, do you have a problem?

I'd like a best friend for life

I wonder how many kilojoules that Ameripizza has.

you can live with me if you pay rent. i won't adopt you.

LOL

Maybe. Post pics of yourself.

Depends. Baikal, tarhun or buratino soda?

This is where I live. It's probably not a step up.

If you become a girl i accept

I will, at least I will be able to feed someone else.

looks comfy user

Are you cute slavic guy?
If so, yes

>squatting parties
Dude...

That pizza looks delicious. Please don't post it anymore, i have nothing to eat and seeing these delicious things makes me hungry.

what about just practicing kissing? nothing gay about that

I am cute. Could even buttfuck you and not puke, I think.
So, what's the plan?

What? I have neighbors. People talk.

You're not OP, go to hell

You should adopt an Iranian tf

I can only kiss handsome people, Jimmy

Don't want to find myself in your sex dungeon

>Can some Westerner who lives alone adopt me?
>No gay sex
if the exchange rate will be 1/100 you delete the last condition

> wants to live in our West
> "no gay sex pls"
I don't think you understand what being in the West is about, Ivan

Is the meme "West is gay" a true thing? I thought it was untruthful KGB propaganda

compared to the rest of the world we are pretty fucking degenerate

it's basically us in a nutshell throughout history

>compared to the rest of the world we are pretty fucking degenerate
I think Thailand and China are much more degenerate than Europe

>p-pls be my gf
>EWWWW MOVE AWAY FROM ME !
>DON'T TOUCH ME WTF ????!!!

Sill better than Russia though.

prove it!

B-but I don't want to be caught and prosecuted by local FSB agents, searching here for national traitors!
You have to believe me on my word. How could we live together in future when there is no trust?