the great escape edition
/brit/
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kpop
breaking the cycle of unhappiness starting NOW
Welsh Slag
racist mong
...tomorrow
Just watched the Lord of War, really good film desu
>Scotland
sex drive is low
stopped seeing beauty
no drive to do anything
kill me
clean your fan lads
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Yeah I am joking mate, like I would hang out with a gay paki manlet who dresses up in his sisters clothes
Where's Boris?
>not using him to get close to the sister
top poof
I'm not a manlet and I don't wear my sisters clothes any more, I have my own outfits
Story?
Desklad post a picture of your desk NOW
should I switch it off first?
>On a report about a potential British Day, Peter Goldsmith, Baron Goldsmith said:
>"There were undoubtedly issues raised about how a national day would be received in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. But the important point to stress in this regard is that there ought to be nothing in the framework of the national day to prevent particular areas from creating events that celebrate other shared identities alongside our bond of shared citizenship. People have multiple identities and it would be false for events organised for a national day not to be responsive to that."
>can't find the delete account button on facebook
what a mong
literally me
i.4cdn.org
>eat far above my calorie maintenance
>still skinny twig
what the fuck do I do
bit gay
>British Day
So a day of celebrating empire, pillaging, slavery, murder and rape?
No thanks.
bit gay
wew went in a lot easier than I expected
Are you meant to eat the shit at the bottom of bubble tea?
>waaaaaaaaaah I can anything I want without getting fat
poor you
Shan't be watching this
where's the poo?
depends if you're up for a challenge or not
fucking faggot
Eat more and lift
I just want normal arms that aren't skinny as fuck so I can wear a t-shirt in public
welsh girls have such a specific look about them it's weird man
desustorage.org
It's a lengthy read
>close /brit/
>reopen /brit/ 15 seconds later
is there a name for this disease?
ocd
loading poo .... 89%
>not opening multiple tabs of the same thread
Poor you
I just want normal arms that aren't skinny and scarred up as fuck so I can wear a t-shirt in public
banterculosis
Might get 4 litres of coke lads, tesco's doing a deal for 2 bottles for 2.50
you're a fat shit though
also janny, this MAN is ban evading YET again
waheyyy
well you should've thought of that when you were cutting
Marinating some lamb atm lads. Should I order a cheeky takeaway tonight and have it tomorrow when it's all falvoursome or give it a couple of hours now.
Decisions, decisions.
I like the idea of universal basic income, hope I see it in my lifetime
Should've thought about that before slashing your arms to get attention on an online forum you oaf
Stop cutting yourself then you fucking retard
cor when they do 2 8-packs of dr pepper cans for a fiver in asda
2 for 2.00 here, might get two bottles of cherry x
I love you lads
Still a gay smelly arab who cant prove he isnt 5'5.
Shitskin no thanks
in /mena/ lads
feel like t.e. lawrence
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Stop fucking responding to it, you utter CRETINS
Yeah, that'll make the SCARS go away
we should have a siesta
me with the fist x
I like it as long as it means I get more money and my taxes don't go up.
Come home British man
>tfw you can't buy 2 litres of cherry coke in this meme country
>Umm Al-Quwain
khan's really doing a number on london
all the uni idiots are graduating and are not ready for post uni life.
gonna be fun
>Shitskin no thanks
Don't get it when remainers go on about how many British people are in other countries, they're more than welcome to send them back here, the choice is entirely theirs.
>tfw lived post uni life before uni
heres a tip mate because youre a good lad
when you cut it releases dopamine which is also released when you do a cool thing in video games
ban the knife, buy a copy of fifa
doing a poo and it's a bit diarrhea-y
looking forward to the a-level lads fucking up so we can go on the student room and read about their misery about not getting into coventry to study media
what the fuck? that's got to be dangerous tho, no?
Are Samsung S5s any good?
not done a poo in 3 days
I want to live in the world where people don't hate one another, there's no war or poverty and we save the environment.
jesus fucking christ
>tfw we're getting a snot nosed uni grad in work
Can't stand em.
Does the student room still exist? What do they even bang on about?
>doing a poo and it's a bit diarrhea-y
BUT I THOUGHT I COULD JUST WALK INTO A 20K PA JOB WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE AND 0 WORK EXPERIENCE.
And when you fail at a video game, it makes you feel like cutting
Playing a weeb game
mate...
Do ppl drink coffee in britain? are there coffeeshops there?
women should not be allowed:
>vote
>use birth control
>work
feeling a bowl of krave coming on
>tfw I literally did this
Had a STEM degree though.
>muh STEM master race
Yes
Yes
just hit restart
coffee is as popular as tea desu
bit dire tbf
yes
yes
Coffee is banned because it's halal.
what are you marinading it in? could probably do it later.
funny story, 2 of my stem mates are still working shit retail jobs. its fiercely competitive out there.
>women should not be allowed:
>>vote
>>use birth control
>>work
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
that can't be healthy
i've had one for a year and a half and it still works like new and i'm going to keep it for the forseeable future until it breaks, i only use mine for a bit of reading, watching videos, Sup Forums and stalking twitter/instagrams though. you are probably better off asking in the smartphone general on Sup Forums
fucking hell lads my balls are sweaty and swampy. think it might be time for a groom with this weather.