/brit/

the great escape edition

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korean pop

kpop

breaking the cycle of unhappiness starting NOW

Welsh Slag

racist mong

...tomorrow

Just watched the Lord of War, really good film desu

>Scotland

sex drive is low
stopped seeing beauty
no drive to do anything

kill me

clean your fan lads

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Yeah I am joking mate, like I would hang out with a gay paki manlet who dresses up in his sisters clothes

Where's Boris?

>not using him to get close to the sister

top poof

I'm not a manlet and I don't wear my sisters clothes any more, I have my own outfits

Story?

Desklad post a picture of your desk NOW

should I switch it off first?

>On a report about a potential British Day, Peter Goldsmith, Baron Goldsmith said:

>"There were undoubtedly issues raised about how a national day would be received in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. But the important point to stress in this regard is that there ought to be nothing in the framework of the national day to prevent particular areas from creating events that celebrate other shared identities alongside our bond of shared citizenship. People have multiple identities and it would be false for events organised for a national day not to be responsive to that."

>can't find the delete account button on facebook

what a mong

literally me
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>eat far above my calorie maintenance
>still skinny twig

what the fuck do I do

bit gay

>British Day
So a day of celebrating empire, pillaging, slavery, murder and rape?

No thanks.

bit gay

wew went in a lot easier than I expected

Are you meant to eat the shit at the bottom of bubble tea?

>waaaaaaaaaah I can anything I want without getting fat

poor you

Shan't be watching this

where's the poo?

depends if you're up for a challenge or not

fucking faggot

Eat more and lift

I just want normal arms that aren't skinny as fuck so I can wear a t-shirt in public

welsh girls have such a specific look about them it's weird man

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It's a lengthy read

>close /brit/
>reopen /brit/ 15 seconds later

is there a name for this disease?

ocd

loading poo .... 89%

>not opening multiple tabs of the same thread

Poor you

I just want normal arms that aren't skinny and scarred up as fuck so I can wear a t-shirt in public

banterculosis

Might get 4 litres of coke lads, tesco's doing a deal for 2 bottles for 2.50

you're a fat shit though

also janny, this MAN is ban evading YET again

waheyyy

well you should've thought of that when you were cutting

Marinating some lamb atm lads. Should I order a cheeky takeaway tonight and have it tomorrow when it's all falvoursome or give it a couple of hours now.

Decisions, decisions.

I like the idea of universal basic income, hope I see it in my lifetime

Should've thought about that before slashing your arms to get attention on an online forum you oaf

Stop cutting yourself then you fucking retard

cor when they do 2 8-packs of dr pepper cans for a fiver in asda

2 for 2.00 here, might get two bottles of cherry x

I love you lads

Still a gay smelly arab who cant prove he isnt 5'5.

Shitskin no thanks

in /mena/ lads

feel like t.e. lawrence

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Stop fucking responding to it, you utter CRETINS

Yeah, that'll make the SCARS go away

we should have a siesta

me with the fist x

I like it as long as it means I get more money and my taxes don't go up.

Come home British man

>tfw you can't buy 2 litres of cherry coke in this meme country

>Umm Al-Quwain

khan's really doing a number on london

all the uni idiots are graduating and are not ready for post uni life.

gonna be fun

>Shitskin no thanks

Don't get it when remainers go on about how many British people are in other countries, they're more than welcome to send them back here, the choice is entirely theirs.

>tfw lived post uni life before uni

heres a tip mate because youre a good lad
when you cut it releases dopamine which is also released when you do a cool thing in video games
ban the knife, buy a copy of fifa

doing a poo and it's a bit diarrhea-y

looking forward to the a-level lads fucking up so we can go on the student room and read about their misery about not getting into coventry to study media

what the fuck? that's got to be dangerous tho, no?

Are Samsung S5s any good?

not done a poo in 3 days

I want to live in the world where people don't hate one another, there's no war or poverty and we save the environment.

jesus fucking christ

>tfw we're getting a snot nosed uni grad in work

Can't stand em.

Does the student room still exist? What do they even bang on about?

>doing a poo and it's a bit diarrhea-y

BUT I THOUGHT I COULD JUST WALK INTO A 20K PA JOB WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE AND 0 WORK EXPERIENCE.

And when you fail at a video game, it makes you feel like cutting

Playing a weeb game

mate...

Do ppl drink coffee in britain? are there coffeeshops there?

women should not be allowed:
>vote
>use birth control
>work

feeling a bowl of krave coming on

>tfw I literally did this

Had a STEM degree though.

>muh STEM master race

Yes
Yes

just hit restart

coffee is as popular as tea desu

bit dire tbf

yes
yes

Coffee is banned because it's halal.

what are you marinading it in? could probably do it later.

funny story, 2 of my stem mates are still working shit retail jobs. its fiercely competitive out there.

>women should not be allowed:
>>vote
>>use birth control
>>work

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

that can't be healthy

i've had one for a year and a half and it still works like new and i'm going to keep it for the forseeable future until it breaks, i only use mine for a bit of reading, watching videos, Sup Forums and stalking twitter/instagrams though. you are probably better off asking in the smartphone general on Sup Forums

fucking hell lads my balls are sweaty and swampy. think it might be time for a groom with this weather.