Ramadan Thread Day 0:Soon Fellow Stalker Edition

So whatcha gonna eat in Sahur and Iftar my fellow muslim brothers and sisters?

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That memefied Rumi?

Literally no change at all

ye he was ancient meme
been ages since i uploaded on here
also heres the Yunus Emre one

so its rice and rice eh?

rumi was not a turk

Question Turk bros:
One- How do you feel about Muhammad Ali?

Two- Would Ali an honorary Turk in Turkish culture like pic related suggests :^) ?

a sand-wich

get it?

ahahahaha

Turkic Altay speaking tribes have lots of Persian influence since they were ruled by them. I was in Ankara and lots of Persian influence. Mongoloid Turkmen in Ural also have some love for Persians and their culture..

fucking muslim subhumans
I knew it. This is fucking barbaric religion.

every muslim on earth loves muhammad ali

t. Ahmedov Mohamedov

> t.

>one
he's a legend and a really funny guy imho.
>two
people used to watch his matches in 4 am so probably yes.

Plz no bomb

My paki mate always secretly eats in the day every year anyway haha

are muslims more or less likely to do terrorist attacks during ramadan

When you hungry....

More. They killed some people in Kazakhstan today.

are you more or less likely to do anything when you're hungry and thirsty

my bodily fluids commands me differently.

How can I become a Muslim?

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just say the word.

Come to Christ my friend. No barbarity there.

I'd say after a full day without water in the desert heat they won't be able to resist a foreign invasion if that's what you're asking.

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Change your name to ______ al Slovaki

I don't want to join ISIS, man

What word?

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But it's not started yet

Just have a feast you retards. It's not like your savage God actually exists anyway.

Oh wait, yeah. You'll be killed or disowned by your family if you eat something.

carve '666' into your forehead and on your right hand

or say the word in front of 2 other devil worshipping witnesses

>eastern '''roman''' empire

I testify that I, (I know as I have seen So let that) there is no other God but Allah. And again, I testify that Muhammad is the servant and messenger of His aleyhisselam

Jesus, the Son of God, tought compassion and kindness

Mê-ê-ê-hmet killed all those who didn't want to convert to his cult

Wasn't this back when Turkey was trying to erase it's Islamic past? I don't get why the government would let a public Muslim figure in desu.

I thought Muslims believed Jesus was a Prophet, why would you post this if you were actually Muslim?

roman empire was still unified back then lol

I'm eating pork ribs right now.

he wasnt areal muslim. he was nation of islam.

>he wasnt areal muslim
It's simply not true and you know it.

Thanks

Sufism seems very interesting

sure but I recommend atheism.

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eat them in a safe place so you don't get robbed and killed for your delicious ribs lad. i know those favela monkeys are hungry

your right he was nation of islam until 1975 then he became a regular msulim

I don't live in Rio, so i'm fine.

Do Muslim wives put out a lot because of the angels curse her till morning thing
Burger wives never have sex with you

You should eat a dick

Well, I'm actually agnostic, but I'm interested in spirituality.

Awww not Ramadan again, I drink like 4 litres of water before morning then I'm pissing every 10 minutes until noon, then I die of starvation.

It's Brazil, we can eat pork safely without being attacked by subhumans.

Wouldn't be the case in all of the Arab world + some European cities.

>One- How do you feel about Muhammad Ali?
both Grandpas loved him and woke up on 5am just to watch their matches


>Two- Would Ali an honorary Turk in Turkish culture like pic related suggests :^
yes?
pic related, in fact first black pilot in history was a turk

sure, although I'm an atheist I just liked the man for his personality.

believe me sufism offers a lot. you can read the great sufists and then listen to sufi music. but then again don't expect much from the contemporary ones.

but how can the subhuman be attacked if he is subhuman?

Gonna sleep rn so I can eat at sahur

People in Brazil have been killed for less than ribs m8

I have to leave early tomorrow so I'll probably go to McDonalds and get a few bacon hamburgers.

don't forget to eat your eggs laddie!
then Sufiism is just for you
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stop cheating bitch

Sleep tight :3

Where's the cheating

>dat pic
i wonder how muslim steppe elf would look like...

>Ramazan
>hard

kek. Real Muslims fast every monday and every thursday. Fasting only on Ramazan is babby-tier.

You should not sleep in Ramadan
You have to feel pain

No... it wasn't.. Besides the Western Romans were all kill by the time the Ayyrabs left the sandlands

time to me to fake ramadan again for my family and peers as usual lel

do you have brain damage, msot of us have to get up early for work, getting up at 04:00 to eat and 08:00 to work is hard, you need rest especially since you won't eat much and therefore have low energy

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>No barbarity there
;^)

Muslims ITT:

Do you feel that your generation is MORE or LESS religious than the passed generation?

Nah sleep right now, it's only 8 pm now

Wake up at 3 to eat

>this
>hard

really?

Maybe because he isn't Muslims?

Damn man. They don't know youre not a Muslim anymore? That must be hard.

How do I bulk during ramadan? > in fact first black pilot in history was a turk
Not him, but how do you know he sandy just a glorified lab rat?

Less

American muslims are definitely less, or at least were less. One of the things these right-winger autists don't realize is that the American Muslim community was a very fragmented one with no real identity, now with this huge wave of "islamophobia" and islam hating rhetoric, an American Muslim identity is being formed, and with that naturally comes more religiosity. When you are forced to defend your identity, its only natural you double down.

> Real Muslims ™

DEfinitely LESS.
I am still learning the prayers and shit, only to be able to pray upon their graves.

That's the only thing I want from my children as well, paying respects to those who actually gave a damn and raised them.
Even if they end up atheists.

>leaf

In the trash.

nah it's actually quite easy, most of them don't even pray or read the qoran, they're just lying to themselves

Less and more.
They go to clubs, drink and sleep with girls and everything- but they also care somewhat about Islam and get pissed if they hear anti-Islamic stuff.

Idk.

A.
FUCKING.
LEAF.

who do ffinkz doing deh eatting today boiz thread

>How do I bulk during ramadan?
youtube.com/watch?v=y1tJMVHVah8
>Not him, but how do you know he sandy just a glorified lab rat?
he became pilot before the war iirc

As a French-Canadian, I guess I understand.

>TFW 8/10 hijabi friend shows me she's wearing a tight black dress under all that clothes
>She told me a Sup Forums reference in class
>She jokes about me watching porn
>tfw her sister subtly gives me a death threat when after she sees us talking once

Split, some or maybe most are less, but saudi moneys infected some of our genneration

Once a real warboss arrives we'll be unstoppable

*how do you know he wasn't

>they're just lying to themselves
Hmmm?

If you enjoy food you are not a good Muslim.

>Triggering THESE flags

It's alright as long as it's not a leaf desu

More, we got a shooting during Ramadan last year.

they're not really muslim, but just doing the ramadan charade for the same reason as I probably

Nowadays it's hard to find truly poor people who deserve money or food. All truly poor people in the West are drugs-addicts.

Thanks bro

>Muslim in Poland
Must be tough.

>Sleep with girls

But you're all still triggered as fuck when a girl Muslim get's fucked by whitey amirite

Islam having its own 30 years war atm
some reformations there and here while some durka durka movements happening here and there

That they're atheists? Maybe not man. Some people just aren't religious and only do the basic fundamentals.

I usually donate it towards a single mother foundation in my lil neighborhood. Or a hospital.