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Vote to leave the bloody union edition

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crayon pop

cara

Trying to share a song with you lads but it's not on youtube

Asuka.

cousin just sent me this

it's probably shit then tbf

>cousin
>"kinda" related

is she a bit thick?

Need to stick my penis in a girl lads

reminds me of the time we were patrolling shah wali kot and we saw what thought to be just a tanned AFP officer on tour over here. We didn't pay it much attention as he walked into a house but then whhhhhhhhhhooooowwww RPG made contact with a bush master. danny copped the worst of it as we scurried out of the burning wreck. jonno on the 50 begun surpressing but the dumb bastard didn't even realise the licks of the fire were close approaching him until schmitty told him to get "the fuck off it before you're cooked". so we're returning fire when who do i see pop out from the side? that fucking "AFP officer". found out he was actually a high target taliban target but anyway so i get out of my steyr and BLAT BLAT hes down BLAT BLAT dannys been hit BLAT BLAT jonno copped a tracer from an ak in his leg -PING- -PING- those fucking yank guardian angels begin sniping off the rest of those ragheads as me and a few others start moving out the boys wounded.

sorry to digress what was i saying? must have forgotten
*as you begin to talk again i say im going out for a ciggie. i go outside and begin bawling my eyes out and asking god why it was him and not me*

Exemplary post

So it seems Poleaboo has made a new blog

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good lads:
brits
irish
aussies
kiwis


bad lads:
yanks
leaf yanks
argentinians


only good in small amounts lads:
spaniards
mexicans
swedes

based on your character lads:
others

fun fact: there are more bacteria in a girl's vagina than there are particles in the known universe

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i aint clicking that shit lil nugga

Giz a ciggy mate

thanks i just got fired

doing my best

Lads I'm starting to think this whole multicultual thing isn't really working out.

quite glad it won't load for me

Where do we fit in?

too indie for you

we need to go back

it was a botched job they still need us

DO NOT CLICK

I hear they have camps to address those concerns

i hate the white race

*windfury crits you*

pssh... nothin personnel... kid

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Should I walk or cycle to the shops lads?

This, girls and their bloody axe wounds are disgusting, once you switch over to nice clean boy bums you'll never go back

>Lads I'm starting to think this whole multicultual thing isn't really working out.

Me as a ghost

right flag for it pal good luck to you x

your country is wealthy because of my ancestors

Rich coming from you

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*polymorphs you*
/dance

*buys your ancestors for 10 million pounds*
now your ancestors are rich because of me

Of course germany would be all for it

>Mac

git tae fook

you white bastards took advantage of my ancestors

Jokes on them I got windows defender

this 2bh

if you see that screen it's already too late

why is this aussie so viciously anti-EU when he doesn't even go here

I believe this more, the more I spend time around them

*takes advantage of your ancestors*

Went out in town for a pint. Bit warm lads.

you white bastards love our women because white women are shit

mums just given me a quid for the corner shop and ice pops are 5p each what a fucking day

wrong

New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

brb lads just going to the relevant aussie general to complain about the TPP

ENDLESS amusement

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alri

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I would check your paypal asap desu

>everyones out drinking and you're at home on /brit/

want to die 2bh

anti-EU? got nothing against the EU mate. the EU isn't my enemy ... i'm my own enemy. you ever woke up screaming before? you ever look at your wife and not know who she is? you start pushing her away and hitting her because you think shes a suicide bomber trying to take you out? you ever run screaming up and down the hallway? you ever have nightmares where your craddling the head of your best mate only to look at his face and see your own son, he opens his mouth and asks "Why me? Why not you? I was someone's son." his eyes dark and dead.

nah nothing against the EU, mate. nothing against the EU.

>ywn own an AE86
Why even live

I don't converse with nonwhites 2bh

we should do something to have a good time on here then, i don't know what though

i made a white girl cry once by verbally abusing her and made her feel like shit by rejecting her

she was crying right in front of me and i started laughing at her

Hi Ross

dont got a paypal

go away poleaboo

Tracer is the official mascot of /brit/

Alri ross, I should warn you that unless you're a brit on his hols, or you're the only yank with decent banter, we don't take kindly to your kind round these threads.

>out drinking
>Sunday night

*close my eyes and hear nothing but 'run through the jungle' on repeat at an incredibly high volume*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
OOOOOOP OOOOOOOOOOOP
>aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>oop
>OOP

what the fuck is that bandana rooookok
also her accent is shit

It says he's from England. Besides, Welsh people fuck sheep, not their relatives (although the sheep may be their relatives).

Registration for the EU referendum ends on 7th June

Amazing how in the span of ~50 years you can convince an entire race of people (whites) to stop having children and to actively support their own extinction (open borders and lax immigration controls, acceptance and promotion of miscegenation)

Absolutely boggles the mind

KILL ALL EUROPID CAUCASIOIDS

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quality post

I like it.

drinking on a sunday night is patrician tier tbf

*gets dressed in my parade greens*
*get in front of the mirror*
*begin shaving*
*cut my wrists upwards*
*everything goes black*
*the music stops*

no she's fucking not

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Good post luv

>tfw find her accent cute

I know it's shit but for some reason I love it.

Rude

has anyone got any VERY fast plebbos brexiting at incredible hihg speed?

nothing that dank I'm afraid
try 9gag

Anyone have the video with that scene in all the different languages

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*wake up*
*gets dressed*
*goes to cafe*
*sits down and begins drinking my coffee*
*start thinking a bit*
*owner nodges me telling me that they're closing*

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this is the official mascot of /brit/

thoughts?

>Go out last night
>some girl starts talking to me
>"So, when you're not here, do you do anything interesting?"
Fucking hell lads. I knew my life was an empty husk of an existence but this question really hammered it home.

woo!
yahoo!

>sweden

My mama said
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
But it's a game of give and take
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
Just trust in a good time
No matter how long it takes

>brazil

reckon im the type of nigga who's susceptible to getting some sort of personality disorder illness should probably *exhales and A LOT of flatulence comes out* hmmmm well i guess they dont call me Bobby 'The Fatulence' Fatatoo for nothing haha

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>Gooks

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