Tfw dad carries this many usb

>tfw dad carries this many usb
What the fuck is he up to

hackerman

pizza delivery.

>mini USB

Maybe they're all low capacity and he thinks one size can't fit all.
Buy him a 128GB or something and show him he can sort shit into folders to be effectively the same.

>What the fuck is he up to
Carrying data, backing things up, keeping a folder of your mom's nudes at all times

ask him if his name is Sup Forums to see if he is the elusive hacker

take them and find out

Bitcoin and altcoins wallets.

>CP filled on every single one

NSA Janitor.

Underrated post.

Get him an external SSD as the next holiday gift.

Nigga, I have a keychain that only has all-metal or durable USB sticks. Most of them have various OS ISOs (all of the most common Windows ones from 7 to 10, with some UNIX and BSD ISOs) and four of them carry either a variety of different programs I can use to run maintenance on computers, common security updates/definitions for Windows 7 and 8.1, and manufacture specific firmware updates for pre-builts. I have one super-thin USB in my wallet that I store keys and important documents if I ever need them on hand (encrypted in case I lose my wallet)

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I don't get it

He has them all in raid 0 for extra speed.

XD

Why don't you just check them to find out?

Plug them in a find out, user-kun

gives cheese pizza to others.

dad is secretly an old fag walking around with his UNIX bootable persistent usbs XD

Thanks captain obvious.

he's part of an arg

spbp

Cheese Pizza mate.

underrated reply

why the fuck did you bring OS ISOs around??

are you Sup Forums hacker ??

audiophile

get him a 128gb for his bday and tell him about multiboot

i don't see the problem here

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Who needs RAM when you have 200 giggerbytes of Readyboost?