God-DAMN i love this fucking country!!! any other ameriphiles here?

god-DAMN i love this fucking country!!! any other ameriphiles here?

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Me too! I'm actually on vacation here (so NOT american) and it's do great! I love everything about this place!

i'm not a top pleb so no

awesome! what part of our fantastic land are you vacationing in?

we have some darker skinned neighborhoods where an italian like yourself might fit in better

Patriot here.

go choke on a hamburger fat faggot

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I'm vacationing in DES MOINES, IOWA. It's absolutely wonderful here! You get a real taste of authentic American culture!! I can learn how to be a cowboy, or learn about how corn is grown and shipped to market! As a NON-American, this place is absolutely great!

Hey, I'm from Des Moines

I love this country, but not so much the people. No offense, Sup Forums Ameribros.

Any white male who holds patriotic sentiments towards this country isn't paying attention.

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el yanki puto

I'm actually a HUGE ameriboo! I want to come live there

MATCHMAKER GUYS

assblasted he didnt win some olympics?

what cunt was this made in?
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You jest, but that's literally how most people in America would think an Aussie looks like

im just gonna post some pics from our highlights reel

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>Yfw

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sculpted with fucking dynamite!

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Battle Hymn of the Republic makes me tear up every time desu.

hang yourself

Chupa mi grande verga

>you will never be a pioneer in the early 19th century and come across this view for the first time on horseback

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Literally the best country in the world.
Can't wait to be over with the army here and move to Alaska.

>Alaska

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhaaahahahahahhahahHh

Hi Sup Forums

Put the tinfoil hat on early today?

israel is training in alaska? dafuq? are we planning to liberate sweden from the slimes or something?

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BORN IN THE USA!
BORN IN THE USA!

>any other ameriphiles here?
yes, america is my favorite developing country

Feel free to leave.

I love this country. Too bad it's doomed.

kek

why would any decent human even own a usa flag in the first place?

>It's because guns!!
Nope, it's because of niggers. Try again libtard.

>tfw you were born in the right country but the wrong century

I get the same reaction from everyone, whats so funny about Alaska?

I meant like moving there after I finish my service here in Israel.

Because the stars and stripes are a symbol. An ideal to strive for.

While you may not personally like the USA (or are more likely clueless about it), you cannot deny how many Europeans went over there to become their own masters through hard work and free trade. And I believe it that promise is still attractive, especially in times of overregulations and a bureaucratic EU dictatorship.

I've been to Alaska and I think I could happily live there if I had a decent enough job to keep me afloat. It's beautiful and the outdoor activities are 10/10.

Yep. We're the only country that matters.

Idk what he's laughing about. It's obviously cold as fuck and uninhabitable in most areas but it's also beautiful.

into the trash it goes

my family moved from your country because it was a shithole and it was the correct decision

>the wrong century
There's always a way to improve your situation. And there are always liked-minded people, no matter how far and inbetween they are. Find them and start working on your dream.

we also happen to have pretty darn good food here

>Tfw you will never live in Montana on a ranch farm with your beautiful wife and your 4 well raised patriotic kids
JUST

why settle for just ribs, add some sausage and brisket to that for a well balanced meal

People meme the burger but the burger is fucking awesome.

come home, whitest man

I prefer France, to be honest.

There is no women in Montana. Just lots of lonely cowboys and sheep.

What's wrong with owning a flag?

Sounds good too :3

theres plenty of land there eli

Why not both?

strongly agree brother

it's nationalistic and cringy

>free

Not in America

Retards who decieved themselves.

>60% of murders by guns
>IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF GUNS

It's a rural frozen shithole like Siberia
Also, in recession.

t. Cuckold

Fat food*

>montana
>beautiful wife

America is worse.

Montana women are top tier

I like you, you self aware americans are like diamonds, in a sea of patriotic dumb people, you are even more precious.

are you proxyfagging from the uk? probably one of those memesters on facebook who """"ironically"""" posts communism shit, get the fuck out

Americans, post your state

Please respond

The national parks are incredible.
Shame about the rest though.

>the boston tea massacre
I shake in horror every time I am reminded of the barbarism that took place on that dreadful day.

You bastard sons of whores!

>it's nationalistic
And?
>and cringy
There's far more cringeworthy things than that you can own.

seemingly excessive amount of dry rub there, but would still eat/10

You can do far worse than the U.S. in terms of places to live. Calm down you autistic nerd.

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>Mississippi
I'm so sorry. I legitimately feel bad for you right now.

>>it's nationalistic
>And?

are you serious? last time WW2 happened and millions of innocents died. Just because it's your country that does it, it doesn't mean it's good

>last time WW2 happened and millions of innocents died.
>WWII was fought because of nationalism
Am I being baited?

Why? I love my state. Have you been here? It's honestly underrated.

oh yes the 6 gorrillion, we must never be proud of our country again so that doesnt happen again

God bless

Yes, I drove down more dirt roads than I could count and there's abandoned houses fucking everywhere. It was honestly rather grim.

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Yeah, there are rural parts and abandoned houses...

We were having a nice thread user, why you gotta go ruin it?

>60% of murders by guns
>IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF GUNS
It doesn't matter how you murder someone. A lack of guns doesn't mean a lack of murder.

And a high rate of gun ownership doesn't correlate with a high rate of murder.

A high number of niggers correlates with a high number of murders, though.

both casus belli for WW were nationalistic disputes

hitler based his ideology on nationalistic theories

you literally beat people up because they don't say the pledge at school, your police serves the state, not the people, you are fucked up, usa reminds me of XX century dictatorships and mentality of extremes, like a fucking distopia.
I am sorry if you don't realize it you're lost.

>let me tell you about your country

Also
>Hitler was an evil man, the media told me!
you're bluepilled and probably underaged

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Literally makes my cry a bit.

>12% of the population accounts for ~50% of murders
>beaners are considered "white"
this senpai

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well, you're definitely underage

People meme the everloving fuck out of American culture, but in complete honesty it's probably the most powerful culture since the Roman Empire.

>both casus belli for WW were nationalistic disputes
No they weren't. That's patently false.
>hitler based his ideology on nationalistic theories
Fascism is to nationalism as Communism is to democratic socialism. Barely comparable and only equated by retards with no sense of discretion.
>you literally beat people up because they don't say the pledge at school,
No we don't. Anyone who does that would be vilified by the media
>your police serves the state, not the people
Ironically the U.S. police system is far more decentralized that that of most countries. Not to say it doesn't have problems of course.
>you are fucked up, usa reminds me of XX century dictatorships and mentality of extremes
The cognitive diconence needed to connect any democracy, flawed as they may be, with the dictatorships of Mao or Stalin would be impressive to say the very least. I'm not even going to humor this discussion.

Okay then.

Okay.

Nope.

Texas

It shows a lack of self-awareness, independent thought, and self-respect.

I never said that wasn't true.

No it is not.

(You)

>nice thread

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting user.

>it's okay for people to own high explosives and tanks because it honestly doesn't matter how they kill people

Non-hispanic White Americans have higher violent crime rates than any Western European country.

>powerful
>culture

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
The world is only becoming more and more independent of American culture and power as the days go on. That's a good thing.

>no, you!!!
What now? Are you going to masturbate with your thin arms while crying about America?

>It shows a lack of self-awareness, independent thought, and self-respect.
Just because a piece of fabric triggers you doesn't mean it does the same for others.
>Non-hispanic White Americans have higher violent crime rates than any Western European country.
No ones comparing the U.S. to Western Europe except you.
>The world is only becoming more and more independent of American culture and power as the days go on. That's a good thing.
Why does it matter so much? People are capable of deciding for themselves if they like US culture or not.

>Non-hispanic White Americans have higher violent crime rates than any Western European country.
but i just showed you in that pic that niggers are even higher, fuck off back to your BLM echo chamber

women arent bad here either

>it honestly doesn't matter how they kill people
It really doesn't. Whether you murder somebody with a knife or with a gun, the person will be dead afterwards. Merely owning a gun or a knife isn't criminal. MURDER is criminal. HUMANS murder other humans for various reasons. Guns don't murder people, knives don't murder people. The responsible humans do, and it doesn't matter what tools they use.

Outlawing the tools for crime doesn't help. If somebody wants to murder you, he could do it with legally obtainable tools and materials.


You're retarded if you believe guns are the REASON for murder.