IT'S HAPPENING!!

IT'S HAPPENING!!

GET OUT NOW!

oh no the stock is dropping faster than your mom's pants in a whorehouse

and fuck off

microsoft is a tech company and it's imploding because of WannaCry. Very tech related.

>doesn't understand how stocks work
>sees price drop in last traded price graph
>HURRDURR IZ HAPOENING

go away.

>microsoft damage control

Wew, user...
Now only solution is to install Source Mage ;)

>mfw I'm starting my job at Microsoft next month

>0.86%
Aint shit fram

you'll be in a prime position to asskiss and SUCC your way up the corporate ladder as the upper echelons start playing the blame game and gut middle management

excellent

this
buy now for baby gains by tomorrow

clever bastard

its daylight, steve
time to get back in the coffin

Perfect time to buy tbqh desu

The amount of pseudoeconomists on Sup Forums are pretty astounding tbqh.

They don't know how to read stock market or anything so they will claim any dip as HYPE and any rise as WINNING.

Its pretty hilarious.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

This is what happens when you have retards who can't even tell the difference between clockspeed and IPC and only know how to read a FPS graph as averages try to understand something as complex as the stockmarket.

holy shit this is for real.

I'm selling while we're still in the bubble.

I was considering buying Microsoft stock in early 09 when Windows Vista was still their newest OS and shares were like 15 bucks a pop, but didn't go through with it. Shit would've been worth almost 5 times what it was in 2009 today.

OH LOOK GOOGLE JUST CILLAPSED OMG FAIL YEAR OF THE linshit dekstoo TOTALLY OMG


Fucking retards

it's just Sup Forums logic.

comparing two numbers in a vacuum with zero concern for context, rigor or the possibility of multiple plausible hypotheses.

>[vidya gaem] is selling poorly ergo it's shit
>company went down ergo [new product] is shit
>[race] has low SAT scores ergo they're genetically inferior
>if you disagree you're a shill!!!

Revenge Of The Deep State

>1%

WINKUCK FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

oh no it definitely won't bounce back to $69 by next week

>0.86% of the 525billion isn't a lot

>not a fucking single updated guide of how install that shit.

I searched it too. Found a pakilinux video with it's tag on lol

YES !!

DIE NAZISOFT !!

666 soft

jewsoft

nsa-soft

hey Sup Forumsuys, why is Ballmer such a retard?

Great. Another retard on the development team.

He'll do pajeets errands

highly underrated post

>yes little goys sell those stocks while they are low

>needing a guide
You are not ready, young one.