What's the best kind of printer?

What's the best kind of printer?

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Pen plotter>Dot matrix>Laser>Inkjet

none, use TeX, or TeX/LaTeX on Gentoo, Pentoo or Funtoo.

Build your own source.

the one that gives you a PC load letter error every day

This guy right here knows what's up.

fpbp

>plotter
YES

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The one with an exploitable spooler service

the one where you can download RAM

never heard of the first two

Of course you wouldn't.
You're not even old enough to be on this website.

>picked up a HP Deskjet 5L for $4 at a junkyard shop in 2002
>it printed all my coursework and dissertation with the same cartridge it came with
>runs out of memory when trying to print more than 4 pages at a time
>can't bring myself to throw it away

This little guy is like part of the family.

Laser printers are always useful, their cartridges last for ages and don't go bad, they print quickly and clearly.
I never print more then 1-2 pages at once, so I wouldn't have a problem, most of my laser printers are old shits that still work great, no point in throwing them away because they still have hundreds of pages to print if needed.

A dead one.

What movie?

Office Space. Probably one of the best scenes out of any movie in all time.

>runs out of memory
then buy more

sentient ink jets
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One that doesn't act up all the time. Too bad that doesn't exist.

>not downloading more memory
what are you even doing here?

bw laser or dot matrix

Monochrome laser, inkjet printers are the biggest scam out there

Ah the classic sound of a dot matrix. Here's a short video of a dot matrix in action.
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>current year
>using a printer
what do you normies even do with them?

>what do you normies even do with them?
Play music with them, of course.
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This

If possible, a free 90's era HP laser

Otherwise whatever model Brother laser that does 2-sided. Generic toner is $12.

I use my printer maybe 4 times a month. Sometimes, It'll sit for an entire month.
Which means, an inkjet would always plug up on me.

So now I always buy big all in one color lasers. Go big or go home. It's always ready for me regardless of what I have to do. print, fax, scan, copy, everything.
But yeah, it's not the best photo quality in the world. Can't have people copying money, you know.

A dead printer

PDF printer

Seriously tho? HP 4000N with a duplex unit - we have ones that have been running 10+ years, super cheap on the refurb market, networkable and you can probably get cartridges cheap... fucking bulky as hell, but built to last.

HP LaserJet 4 is the AK-47 of printers.