Mom figured out how to open bookmarks

>mom figured out how to open bookmarks

But Tomoko has her own laptop. You have your own laptop too, right?

>Mom realized her nudes stay in the trash bin until she empties it

>mom figured out how to launch parity attacks on my encrypted partitions and claims she'll have them all broken by sundown next sunday

>mom figured out how to implement shor's algorthim with bobby pins and a hair drier and she tells me she'll factor my private keys if I don't do the dishes

>mom keeps fighting with /r9k/ edgelords on Twitter
I'm worried she's gonna get doxxed or something because she's very liberal and it's a huge meme right now to be alt-right.

I know that feel.
>mom keeps on getting deeper and deeper into social media. Gets facebook and has lately gotten instagram.
>Tell her to keep the political bullshit out of her facebook and just post pictures of food or something, like other normies do.
>Of course user, I'd never post anything controversial there.
>Some months pass, eventually posting political opinions on a daily basis and gets into arguments with other people.
>It's like watching a naive child discover the true nature of the internet for the first time.
>Can't tell her any personal things anymore, due to that stuff inevitably ending on her facebook pages one way or another.
>Mfw It's only a matter of time until she posts something retarded out there, that will lead to the doxxing of the whole family.
+40 year olds getting into social media is a fucking liability, for them and for everyone else around them.

>MOMS GONNA FREAK!!!

>mom has a hidden directory
>i am embarrassed of mom's fetishes
>mfw

>mom emailed me her craigslist solicitation by accident

>mom found the porn
>dad took the blame

>bookmarks
>not just typing the first letter of the website you want to go to
are you an old man op

This could turn out just like that song Pina Colada.

Let me guess... BBC, cuckolding, gangbangs, rape fantasies?

>love interest finds the Kim Possible porn

Momcest?

made me kek

I understand as well user...

>mom is a white supremacist that posts on websites like lunatic outpost in her down time
I feel blessed

>Anime
Hi.
Go to hell.

>mom sees the lewd anime wallpaper

>mom figured out a vulnerability in NSA's private network and downloaded their hacking tools and documents then proceeded in creating a self-replicated ransomware that infected 200k people

I see you in every Sup Forums thread that has an anime pic for it's OP, and I can't help but chuckles every time.

>left the porn running fullscreen while going to the toilet to take a shit
>hear mom opening the door of your room

Go to hell.

>dad walks in on me watching shemale porn

You first, masochist.

>mom
>dad

Kill yourselves

>grandma walks in on me watching scat/diaper pornography

Thank goodness my mom hates social media, and doesn't know how to use it.

>mfw imagining how fat and autistic you have to be to continuously post this

Enjoy your (You), but just know you will always be a failure

>check moms browser history

>Doesn't say what fetishes are

>I have watch my cousins home made porn..
She also doing escort...

C'mon share buddy!

did you fap tho and hire her...

I quite close to her like sibling.. Just feel disgusted..

Didnt know why she doing 'escort' thing...

I like piña colada and getting caught in the rain :^)

post the contact

>look at sister's browser history
>gay male porn
>gay male porn everywhere

>leave shota open on computer while doing something on phone
>dad walks in and sees it >completely ignores it

at least it was straight shota, right...?

>sour orphan

Get off of Sup Forums right now. Get out while you still can. You're still halfway normal. GET OUT!

kek

>kinkshaming your own mother
what kind of son are you

>mom is named "Mallory"

>leave onahole and jap lube out in open
>forget about it
>knocking at door

In other words...normal fetishes for fully grown mothers.

>only having one layer of encryption

>sick of having to help mom with computer stuff all the time
>teach her how to use her (my old) computer
>get an email with a .zip of trap porn
>she asks if I'm gay

O-of course.

Sneak into her account and set her privacy settings to "Only me"

Virus

He obviously didn't see her dick

Diaper ads

Like prostitution?

Adults tend to ignore cartoons

Meh

Hide it.
Open door.

kek

>tfw your mom is a normal mild mannered woman who shops online and emails her friends and relatives and has never looked at porn on the internet

Well if you're into traps you kinda are, whether you admit that or not

>mom still uses AOL Desktop for email

I guess old habits don't want to die. At least they use an embedded chromium now, but it's a terribly outdated version..

My aunt does that. I'm certain that at some point she's gonna get ransomwared, and will call me crying "fix it!"

And I'll put on my very smuggest face and tell her I'd be happy to restore her backups for her.

Trips of truth....

>mom saw all my gay trap porn and found my dad's gun
>is threatening to shoot my laptop
>it's all on the cloud

>bought card captor sakura manga as a teenager
>dad caught me reading it
>actually had to prove it "wasn't mine"
>watching shoujo anime on my TV
>fell asleep
>whole family knows of my faggotry

>uncle stallman found the netflix bill

Batman doesn't like kids who watch pornos I guess.

>browsing e621 furry pawjobs on my phone
>about to fall asleep
>Finger rests on screen and option comes up to share image
>wake up to my friend asking me why I just sent him a picture of cute little trap bunny footfucking a fat old man
>Confused and afraid come up the answer, "haha that's what u jerk off to isn't it?"

To this day i don't know if he actually bought it.

u fucked up kiddo
he knows you're into old men

I'm not but I found a folder for "crochet patterns" in my mom's ie favorites, which I thought was odd since I've never seen her crochet. The bookmarks all had really short generic names. They were all links to pornhub videos for hardcore rape and throat fucking.

>hardcore rape and throat fucking.
Savage.

>ask mom to open my PC while I'm at Uni to send me an important Word doc
>she finds my hidden dick pics instead
>tells my dad

> on my phone
> option comes up to share image
I bet you also have Facebook installed and logged in.

Underrated

>mom found the poopopotamus

kek

>mum knows what a VPN is
Am I fucked

>Anime
Hi.
Go to hell.

Are you really THIS stupid mods? I'm immortal.

shut up nerd

anime website

Yeah, I still wonder how you aren't banned for spam.

Believe me, I did. Many times...
Every. Fucking. Day.

>Adults tend to ignore cartoons

This. When I was maybe 14 they found my cartoon porn folder but just laughed it off

>mom runs a kiddie porn ring in your computer

I know this thread is just memes but seriously you can get your own computer for cheap. If you are young and don't have any credit/debit card just buy a giftcard at the grocery store to use online. Buy something like pic related. Usually you can get free shipping.

>its all home videos of you bathing in the sink

>liberal
>not right
Americans delet this meme

Its not gay

You're fapping to dudes. What part of that is not gay?

>right
>not ancap
lmao

But surely you cant be liberal (free) without free markets

>Anime
Hi.
Go to hell.

Why haven't they just blacklisted those words in that order?

>mom has full access to my computer when she needs it
>mom knows about my loli fetishes
>my BG is literally my loli hentai illustration folder on rotation
>i have nhentai in my bookmarks
>i have a onahole on my desk
>often have loli doujin tabs open

>she is open minded, doesn't give a shit
>she is able to separate my sexual life from my personal life

get on my level

it's ok user
we've all went through this

its not gay if they have a cute penor

Still a guy.
Still gay by definition.

its not gay if it's cute

its not gay if the balls don't touch

shemale + girl is straighter than whitecisgendermale + girl

t. guy who doesnt even trap porn

>she has a young/old fetish

>only bookmarks the main page of a given website

You must not go anywhere with content worth saving.

truth trips

>Mum's laptop running Wine on Linux got infected with WannaCry.
>She sends them 3 Bitcoins to unlock the system

>check moms browser history
>thousands of recipes