2017

>2017
>not overclocking your computer and brain

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It's overdiagnosed

>adderall
That's cute.

>using an i3 when an i7 is the same price
Methamphetamine

>Overclocking wears out parts
>I like my brain

You might die.

parts are replaceable
my brain isn't

this

Parts have an actual value. Your brain doesn't.

The brain made the money that paid for the parts.
Sale price != Value

SPEED KILLS

Caffeine is good enough

...

Overclocking decreases component lifetime

I came across two products that provide me an easy way to have MAXIMUM nutrition which overclocks my brain as well as my body. Get on my level.

as someone with pretty terrible adhd i would like to note that things like adderal make you feel like actual garbage.

it ups your anxiety, gives awful headaches, bad insomnia

and when the pills wear off you crash so goddamn hard that you're more or less non-function without a constant IV drip of caffeine.

if it didn't help me get shit done i would probably want to make it illegal but i'm actively non-functional without it.

Fucking uneducated memelords think that processing involves only doing something magic as quickly as possible, not with cleaner inputs, better architecture, higher throughput through practice.
Keep trying to improve everything with fucking quick fixes you greedy dumb little cucked shits, lmfao. Educate yourselves properly and get some fucking patience.

Just thirty easy payments of $7.99 for Dominoes(tm) pizza and breadsticks

too old to get an rx. illegal prices were obscene

>get thirty 30mg IR adderall per month
>snort the whole script in 5 days, stay up and fap every night to the weirdest porn I can find
>crash and feel like shit for about a week, spend the next 2 weeks normal/sober

every month for 7 years

I prefer downers

Kek. Actually, I take a combination of an organic multivitamin and this perfectly balanced meal replacement powder. The results are honestly better any drug I've used and the upside is I'm not destroying myself.

That's fucking nothing, our dear old friends the Nazis went set the bar like 1000M high when they made D-IX.

>"So-called Experiment D-IX started in November of the year 1944 in Sachsenhausen concentration camp. Eighteen prisoners were marching on the semicircular square, which was used for daily call-overs. The prisoners were carrying backpacks that weighed 20 kilos each. They were circling the square non-stop, while Odd Nansen, Arctic explorer’s son, was watching them from the window of his barracks. Years later, after the war was over, he said that those marching people on the square were called “pill patrol.” They could march without a rest up to 90 kilometers a day."

pravdareport.com/science/tech/14-02-2003/1872-nazi-0/

>spoiler
they died from exhaustion

>They could march without a rest up to 90 kilometers a day."

That's not really that far, the Romans could move their army on foot that far per day

They had 20KG backbacks on m8. You wouldn't last 10 kilometers before collapsing from exhaustion. I know I wouldn't and I'm a mason.

That's nothing, edo period samurai could cover 100km a day while simultaneously folding their steel 10000 times.

Moda + caffeine + nicotine is cheaper for now.

lmaono, AMP is way more effective and cheaper.

>Overclocking an asynchronous device/object/biological organ

Good luck.

have fun with withdrawal user?

Go natural OP.

I've been microdosing psilocybin for a few months now and it's helped me in a large variety of ways.

I'm a programmer and I take it at work and it keeps me focused and help me think creatively.

I'd highly recommend it.

We never discussed how safe the drugs had to be. He'll I'd highly recommend D-IX if money wasn't an issue.

They say those who take it look down on PCP users and usually die from exhaustion too.

Adderal fucked me up desu, took that shit as a kid and i was acing every class, but as soon as i got took off of it i started flunking and eventually i dropped out and now here i am.

>microdosing psilocybin
How would one go about doing this?

Tell me more plz

I dropped out despite never abusing drugs that much. What grade/college year did you drop out at? Did you at least get your GED if you went to HS?

I dropped out at grade 10 but got my GED at 16.

He's going through the placebo effect and slowly poisoning himself with fat-soluble vitamins.

Well, would you rather have a short lived life making great bounds or be able to create and compile knowledge for a long time? If you're ok with burning out a year later, go for it I'd say.

I don't know about that because D-IX users usually die suddenly but OP was talking about OC'ing your brain and that shit definitely does it.

Unlike amphetamine, methamphetamine is neurotoxic even at low doses

i dropped out at 9th, everyone was expecting me to be a genius. I was literally the smartest person in my school while i was on adderall and no, i never got my GED. I know i should but i don't have any motivation to do anything other than shitpost and play video games.

Well you really should man. After that work toward getting certs like A+. Don't give up yet, you can do that when you're like 30 and still a neet.

You have a knack for something in tech you just gotta find it and get the appropriate certs for it. Good start would be one of the primary ones (A+, N+, S+) and get more as time goes on.

College is overrated anyway. If all else fails use your knowledge to sell computers on ebay.

>(A+, N+, S+)
How useful are certs in getting a job if you don't have a BA?

Well I don't wanna shill or anything but I'm using Nutrelo and Soylent. You can find Nutrelo on Amazon and Soylent on its website. I initially was just using them to help me lose weight because I decided to get fit but I realized just how shit my regular diet was after I started using those two. I basically take two vitamins a day (but I am like 270lbs so you could probably be fine with 1 a day) and replace 1-2 of my meals with the Soylent. Waist size has been decreasing, lifts are skyrocketing and my mental gains have never been this good. This stuff is basically a life hack.

experience trumps both. Frankly, the A+, N+, S+ stuff is entry level garbage at best. It'll land helpdesk, maybe level 3 if you're literate.

If you want to move into sysadmin type roles, get some network and server certs under your belt, and frankly start coding.

Stim abuse has been linked to dementia and other debilitating mental disorders later in life

>overclock my brain with drugs
>no aftermarket cooling cardiovascilar system
>end up with permanent heart problems instead
JUST

More than you think. The ones who get the BAs don't go for low hanging fruit so stuff like help desk and computer tech jobs are usually attainable for people with just a GED and certs.

At worst you can use the knowledge the certs give you to become self employed. Give it a shot, I'm going for the A+ right now.

We got this man, we may be losers but we're not at rock bottom yet.

How realistic is it to become successfully self employed with just the A+, N+, and S+ cert? Because that's my ultimate goal desu.

Honestly, unless your hair is already gray, there is no reason to lose hope.

I take 30mg vyvanse. It can be a little intense if you aren't used to it (jitters etc.) but honestly it calms me down and lets me focus. Gives me a huge competitive edge creatively

Nah m8, being 30 or older and still being a neet means you pretty much failed as human being. At that point losing all hope is a good thing desu before your parents die and you're forced to become homeless.

I do. I take 10mg twice a week for class. Sometimes take more plus caffeine when I need to stay up a long time.

frankly, not at all. You can become 'self employed', sure, but you'll not be making money or honestly keeping a float. You'll be going into mom/pop shops repairing crap, and that'll only last for a few more years until Gsuite and O365 take over there to.

Go back to school.

I've been diagnosed with ADHD since I was in grade school. I was a tragic little bastard. Useless in school, useless at home. Adderall has allowed me to go to college and attain a degree. It has given my life back.

Fun story for you guys

>Haven't taken my dose for a few weeks (30mg Adderall XR)
>Take my first dose because I have a LOT to get done
>End up fapping eight times and staying up all night

I forgot how much this ups my sex drive.

Otherwise, I just feel normal on it. I can actually sit still and not blurt things out and focus. It's night and day

are you literate and not autistic?

congrats, you can pass the A+.

it's the fisher price my first cert of certs.

No excuse here user. Couple friends have scripts, I'll take it whenever they have extras. Great time.

Sorry I should have been more specific - I want to become self employed in things like selling ebay PCs and doing computers repairs on the go.

My sex drive remains the same, but I can't get hard. It's a shame. I end up fapping and I get off but it takes a long time and I remain soft the entire time.

selling Ebay PC's has gone to mass liquidators, as they buy in bulk so their prices can't be beat.

Computer repairs on the go is dying. How many people just buy tablets/chromebooks these days, and when it breaks, replace it?

The computer industry and support around it is changing quickly. Adapt, or find a new area to learn.

Yeah, well you also think I'm poisoning myself with fat soluble vitamins so shows how much you know.

>selling Ebay PC's has gone to mass liquidators, as they buy in bulk so their prices can't be beat.
Even when selling "gaymen" PCs with only $200-300 for labor?

>Computer repairs on the go is dying. How many people just buy tablets/chromebooks these days, and when it breaks, replace it?
True but I was thinking about high end stuff like flagship Android and iOS devices. People don't just go and buy another Galaxy S8/7 Plus unless absurdly rich or retarded.

>The computer industry and support around it is changing quickly. Adapt, or find a new area to learn.
Hmmmm but phones will always need repairing, right?

You eat a bit of it every morning. Sounds interesting.Probably more placebo than anything I imagine.

>My sex drive remains the same, but I can't get hard. It's a shame. I end up fapping and I get off but it takes a long time and I remain soft the entire time.
weird

what causes this

gaymen pc's has always been, and will continue to be, a niche market. Besides, why would someone buy from rando you on the internet when I can just buy alienware or asus rog with full warranty like at the best buy? /s

Phones and such are becoming much more difficult to repair, and frankly less profitable to do, due to them not being modular and everything soldered together. Replacing screens will not pay the bills unless you're living in a geo metro and eating ramen.

If you want to be self employed in IT, you need to be a consultant. To be a consultant, you need *years* of experience and to get your name out there enough to justify both your costs and someone else bringing you in to do the work.

Learn a real skill. Repairing phones and building gaymen pc's is a equivalent with Geek Squad. If you want to be garbage, just be garbage. Or get better and learn something real. Go get your RHCSA, get involved with DevOps, start contributing to Kubernetes. THese are real tools, real resume builders. Stuff people care about.

>if it didn't help me get shit done i would probably want to make it illegal

Too much porn

Okey dokey artichokey, but don't be shocked when you turn into an orange. Anyway I actually surprised neets exist at all. I get depressed as fuck when I stay home for more than a week despite having access to all the vidya and chinese cartoons I love.

>The results are honestly better any drug I've used and the upside is I'm not destroying myself.

Placebo always was a hell of a drug.

If you're a NEET, you shouldn't be spending all day playing vidya and watching animu. You should be working out until you're sore then studying the subject that you want to turn into a career. That's the only way to avoid the NEET depression

> (You)
>gaymen pc's has always been, and will continue to be, a niche market. Besides, why would someone buy from rando you on the internet when I can just buy alienware or asus rog with full warranty like at the best buy? /s
Because I too will give out at least a 2 year warranty. Competition will still be pretty tough though....

>Phones and such are becoming much more difficult to repair, and frankly less profitable to do, due to them not being modular and everything soldered together. Replacing screens will not pay the bills unless you're living in a geo metro and eating ramen.
True but this won't be the only thing I'll be doing.

>If you want to be self employed in IT, you need to be a consultant. To be a consultant, you need *years* of experience and to get your name out there enough to justify both your costs and someone else bringing you in to do the work.
>Learn a real skill. Repairing phones and building gaymen pc's is a equivalent with Geek Squad. If you want to be garbage, just be garbage. Or get better and learn something real.
hmmm

>Go get your RHCSA, get involved with DevOps, start contributing to Kubernetes. THese are real tools, real resume builders. Stuff people care about.
Hmmmm I'll keep this in mind, you sound like you know what you're talking about. Thanks for all the info.

>if you feel good because you've given your body vital amines it uses for cellular respiration and a perfect balance of macronutrients, it's just a placebo affect

kek, sure thing

So what have you been doing to reduce then detrimental effects deadly wifi radiation causes?

I just want some modafinil desu

It's pretty simple.

I've got caps of dried up mushrooms that I've measured out to be .2g each. Every fourth day I take one in the morning when I get to work and just continue through my day as normal.

Every four days is probably the most efficient way of doing it so that you have two days of the effects another day for reflection and another for a break.

There's not a whole lot of information about it but there's still some. I've been journaling my experiences to try and help inform and educate people about the subject.

>Probably more placebo than anything I imagine
Definitely not.

maximum kek

Are you equating basic nutrition and biochemistry to conspiracy theories?

>not underclocking your brain so it can multithread with a lower thermal headroom

It's not fun anymore user but I can't stop

Ecstasy is one hell of drug.

Go see someone about it than

this, seriously

fuck man, we though you were just pulling our leg

You and me both user. You and me both.

It's not really basic nutrition. There's no evidence that taking multivitamins actually provide any health benefit, but there is quite a lot of evidence behind the placebo effect.

Only happens when I'm on Adderall. My dick functions normally when I'm sober.

If I see someone about it they will take my script forever

No I am not joking at all, I do this every month I just can't help it when I get going

I still hold down a job though

red you're unusually competent though

>If I see someone about it they will take my script forever
>It's not fun anymore user but I can't stop

That sounds like the obvious thing to do though.

I take wellbutrin. I can concentrate much more, I'm less impulsive and less anxious than before. But I don't feel as dexterous for some reason.

And there hasn't really been any studies done with organic multivitamins that are basically made of ground up vegetable. Most of the studes on multivitamins are done on the lab synthesized variant which not surprisingly means they don't really get absorbed.

Believe whatever you want, I know for a fact it's working for me.

addiction man

I have thought about giving my bottle to a family member and having that person just give me one a day as intended

are you using juice plus, user? i have a bunch and haven't really gotten into the habit of taking it yet

That's pretty easy to get online.

Not as much as you though. The adderal never made you keep getting straight As, just made you focus a little better. Hell, I'd be lucky to get B's once in a while.

If anybody has a realistic chance of making it out of their personal hell it's you.

I'm using a combination of Nutrelo and Soylent.

I know how it goes my dude.

Talking to someone about it always a good first step.

>Believe whatever you want, I know for a fact it's working for me.
That's what people taking homeopathic medicine say. The placebo effect really does work.
If it's making your life better I don't want to harsh your mellow, just make sure to check in with a doctor every once in awhile to make sure that shit isn't fucking you up.

ah, soylent. i have like 2 dozen boxes of expired 1.5 powder that i don't want to eat because of how fucking bad it tastes. the 2.0 stuff is god-tier though. i wish i could afford it for every meal.

>7 years
kek just kill yourself my man you're literally a hedonistic parasite stealing my oxygen

>posts on Sup Forums
>implies he's not a hedonist in some form

you really aren't fooling anybody, user

I don't want literal brain damage.