The memes write themselves

The memes write themselves.

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Right.

>epyc
>consumer CPU

Intel answers with housefires!

It's not very effective!

Oh no, not another monolithic ringbus monster. Intel's really done it this time.

AMD must be doing a lot right.

How many shill threads per hour will we see?

How many blatant lies and disinformation are going to be posted and passed off as truth?

>High density servers
>not needing more cores for a lower price

you OP are a fucking retard

hahaha simply epyc :^)

>EPYC 1 socket blowing the fuck out of Intel's 2 socket
INTEL BTFO

Each additional core can like serve more requests and shit - you'd be amazed. The future is now!

> 1.4GHz

>Source: My ass

wccftech.com/amd-unveils-epyc-cpus-32-cores-64-threads-datacenter/

>wccftech

>comparable intel xeons run at 1.3 ghz

>RYZEN MASTER
>EPYC
>MOAR COARS
>RADEON REBELLION
Jesus Christ

More shit coming
gist.github.com/rigred/18c51edd034c448df36ff7e854db290d
>THREADRIPPER
>GROK
>VARA
>JORO
>JITZU
>ZENSO
>ARAGON
>KYZEN
>PHAROS
>PROMETHEAN

pls no

COREBUSTER
SOCKETSNAPPER
CACHESTOMPER

but intel does that so they can sell you another one at 1.31GHz next year
it should be 5GHz prove me wrong

32 cores at 5 GHz would melt the socket, the motherboard, the PSU and whatever building it's contained in.

>this much damage control from team green

epyc wynn

EBYN :DDDDDDDDDD

>>KYZEN
Kill your Zen?

that's what they want you to believe goy. There's no reason it would do any of that. There aren't housefire chips, they're efficient and low power.

audibly kek'd

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaizen

>Implying nominal clocks mean anything
It's 2.8 GHz.

>single-socket holocaust, pt. 2

C O U R A G E

you're dumb buddy, sorry to break it to you

>more coars!
>more giggahurtz!

entertaining.

i'm gonna be honest, aside from GROK those sound fucking kickass to me. come on, who the fuck gets an erection full of red meat saying "opteron"