/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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pdevice.com/product/kt107h-3g-specs
warosu.org/g/thread/S60112607#p60125617
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_391921.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/headlights/pp_428912.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-style-colorful-Diamond-men-s-combed-cotton-socks-brand-man-dress-knit-socks-Wedding-Gifts/2023780815.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for boy pussy

no

>is into women

Guise, I unironically got chinked.

I bought an unbranded tablet that was supposed to have 1600p resolution, 8 cores CPU, 4GB RAM and 64GB storage, it arrived earlier than predicted but what arrived isn't what I bought, it's a KT107H which has very below-average specs.
It cost me 90 euros:
pdevice.com/product/kt107h-3g-specs

Even the factory reset log shows how the specs were faked, it's using a custom boot loader so I wouldn't exclude there could be a keylogger.
I've contacted the seller anyway and I'm waiting a reply, will report later.

If you're being purposefully chinked the seller will fuck you over. You need to dispute to ali as quickly as possible.

How do I get LineageOS on the Snapdragon Redmi Note 4? The site says they only support up to the Note 3.

what site did you buy it from?

I'm on ebay and paid with paypal.

WELP GOOD FUCKING LUCK

Ebay will require that you return the item.

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>chinks on banggood are so cheap that they'd ship my phone from hong kong to singapore, from singapore to switzerland, and from switzerland to japan where i live, which happens to be right fucking next to china
It's officially been one month since I ordered.

Reminder this guy remembers all of this and follows it in every thread because he's genuinely paranoid someone might find him. I wonder why.

nah, if he can prove it is an outright scam he wont have to send shit back

ive never had to send a single thing back on ebay

Chinks sent me a comic with my 2$ tempered glass

Where all the csg qts at

>ha ha :XDDDDDDD theyllmakenodispute
kekekekekekekekek

You either install the unofficial LineageOS build off XDA or you wait until they make it official, which shouldn't take long now that Xiaomi released the kernel sources for it.

>Bought like 16 pairs of chink socks a month ago
>Bought another 10 pairs today

What have I become? I can't get enough of their insane socks. Currently wearing bamboo socks covered in pink flamingos. Tomorrow I will wear bright pink socks covered in toucans, and the day after I might go for an argyle pair.

which watch bro?
i have that same strap

Why bamboo socks. Also are you a dude?

Found some smart nails with nfc. Probably won't be useful to a single soul unless you're buying for your mum.

You can't be a qt if you have a autism spinner. Sorry. You are out of the club

Called it
warosu.org/g/thread/S60112607#p60125617

Bamboo socks were just a coincidence, but they are fucking comfy, it just so happened I liked the design.

Also yes I'm a dude.

Pic related.

Link?

C-cute
I want to sniff your socks

pls post cute twink ass

Seiko SNK809
The strap is chink

which one is better?

Skilhunt H03 for 30$ + battery and charger
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_391921.html?wid=21

or

IMALENT HR20 for 27$ [battery/charger included]
gearbest.com/headlights/pp_428912.html
?

I actually don't remember which site the flamingos came from. Here are tomorrow's toucans, which I also do not remember the link to.

What is a reliable chink smartwatch?

I want to be able to read on it and respond to fb messages

Android is a plus

legit answer: just buy a name brand using slickdeals, last year's model if you're really poor
moto 360 etc
don't fall for the chink watch meme

Whoops. Toucans related.

Oh shit dude,is that an MEGE Knight jacket? I was on the fence about it since it's absurdly cheap and from China but the ruskies in the comments seemed to love it. If you attest to the quality though I'm going to pull the trigger on one of these in khaki for sure.

>hairy legs
not cute

I'm not trying to be cute. I just like crazy socks.

I DO however have a link to these dank argyle socks:

aliexpress.com/item/New-style-colorful-Diamond-men-s-combed-cotton-socks-brand-man-dress-knit-socks-Wedding-Gifts/2023780815.html

I see that another one has gotten hooked on the Wing Sung 698, glad you like it, I too recommend it for anyone wondering.
I've had mine for about 3 months now and I've since gotten another one, pic related is the second one.

shave your legs faggot

Hairy legs are cute up until the top of the knee. Then you start looking like a Muslim. Cute socks I like the ones you linked the most

can we make this the most qt thread in csg history?

Official kernel was released literally 1.5 days ago. Give them a few days.

Kys

Ali express customer review fap thread?

Yeah you were right. If I don't get a reply to the message I sent within tonight (now it's 4PM), I'm going for ebay refund.

Chink business practices are evolving.
Next they will figure out that only 2d moe girls (or 3d girls with cute penises) have any influence over us.
On a more serious note what are they terrified by disputes. Do they not understand that it is the only way to preserve any assurance of payback to the customer?

The usual explanation is that chink culture is very based on reputation or 'face', so any 'dispute' in their store is like a black mark. I think it has something to do with how searches are ranked- stores with more disputes end up lower on the search rankings.

Well they should make it so that a resolved dispute be worth double the reputation in the search engine. That way there is even more incentive to buy from them. You know if something goes wrong this particular seller has a high degree of positive dispute resolution so he must be honest or at least care about its business.

Match-Up socks are the best, I bought a couple of dozen of them last year

Tell Ali that.

Where can I get a black Magicforce keyboard for for the price the white/gold ones sell for on Amazon?

The black ones on there cost almost twice as much. I know it's because they have Gateron switches, but it really doesn't seem worth it to me as I'm not too bothered about the switches, just the colour

>inb4 get white and stop being autistic

bump

Donald Trump chink lego came in.

I don't like the silly face but I bought it for the hat anyway

Quality is ok, hair is hard to remove as the head is very loose and you judt pull the head off instead of the hair.

Here is a honest hard working lego man.

Some variations

1 year later, my KZ-ATE-S are still the best iems

That's a funny way of spelling Tennmak Pro

How many disputes can you open for a period of time without ali getting suspicious? I'm legit having items not turn up altogether or being of awful quality

>mfw in the news

>user gets some batteries and a charger
I hope he'll be okay...

I'll be reviewing a bunch of cheap Gearbest shit when I get home

>he fell for the chikshit meme
This whole general is a parody m8.

N-no it isn't

I've had good experiences with everything but a 3$ pair of IEMs

Not been visiting /csg/ for quite a while but now I'm looking to buy a new phone. What phone brands are true chinkphones nowadays? It feels like the old ones (Xiamoi, Huawaei, LeEco, OnePlus) are all pretty common "in the wild" these days.

Face hasn't been relevant in China for decades.
Ali runs on a reputation system, they'd rather give you a refund outside of Ali, line through PayPal. They also prefer you to lie on your disputes with lesser charges before they accept them.

Xiamoi and Huawaei are new brands.

Doogee, Bluboo, Cubot, Blackview

Zuk Z2
Avoid anything Xiaomi or Doogee.

Any wireless night vision security camera that can record to a network share?

Is feet okay

Xiaomi
Huawei
Oppo/Vivo/OPO
Oukitel (Their newest model is shit though)
Meizu (For audiofaggy shit)
ZTE
LeTV

Ordered a BM-800 and the seller sent me a useless tracking number (RS559247263CN), I have 9 days of protection left, when should I dispute?

>Huawaei
>New

motherfucker they have a building named after themselves at a university in canada

they've been making phones for YEARS

Read closely what you and he wrote

show us dem bare legs

Why didn't you ask us first?

He did, we said he was going to get 100% chinked

You mean yourself?

Anybody gotten a HERO 100? Any good?

Lenovo dropped Zuk harder than your Aussie parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

bump

also where do you see these prices? I see 48 and 45 euros

...

im not exploded yet

I tested one, it has 860 mAh at 5v wich is about 1270 mAh at 7.4v, so the description is accurate.

Use xda developers
There is a lot of custom roms in there

Btw, you may or may not get it for your phone on particular but if you still have older phones like a moto g2 or something like that go and see if any custom rom catches your eye

>it has 860 mAh at 5v wich is about 1270 mAh at 7.4v
???

Nairaland.com is the best for custom ROMs

NOT Xda

Ah is dependant on voltage

P = U * I

But the higher the voltage the lower should be the Ah, no? Power capacity (Wh) should be constant.

oh shit you're right. Might have been partly charged tho. I'll discharge it completely and try again.

Have spy watches with camera vanished from chink sites? Can't find a single one. Or any kind of spy camera.

So the KZ ZSTs seem pretty good so far. A little less bass than the ATE. But everything sounds pretty pronounced. I'm happy with them.

What's a good $170-$180 Chinkphone? Pls no SD625 weak ass SoC.

ZUK Z2
SD820
4GB RAM

What Aliexpress store should i buy rock zircons from?

Preferably something from a not dead company

None. Rock Zircons are muddy as shit, even more v shaped than the KZ ATEs.

Lenovo is not dead and they are 200x bigger and better than Xiaomi.

What would you recommend then?

my only goal with chinkshit is receiving one of these comics, i have my tea yuan already
thanks mr skeltal