All decent programming languages were made by Europeans:

All decent programming languages were made by Europeans:

C# : Danish
C++ : Danish
TypeScript : Danish
Dart : Danish
Kotlin : Russian/Czech
OCaml : French
Scala : Swiss/French
Haskell : British

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Is America and Asia even trying?

Why is the white house fusing with the kreml?

Because Kotlin > Java.

I see you conveniently left God's programming language off that list.

Let's not forget C and its divinely inspired dialect, HolyC.

Lisp: USA

I didn't even know of kotlin. Never heard of that language before. Now I'm curious. I know what to do when I'm at home.

>degenerate west can't event distinguish between St. Basili Cathedral and the Kremlin
These are two separate structures, it's like depicting Washington Monument right on top of the White House.

It doesn't matter who creates it. As long as we dominate with it.

>All decent programming languages were made by Europeans
Where's their Google?
LOL. get back to me kid...

That is beyond tacky architecture.

Python - Dutch
Ruby (if you're into that kind of thing) - Japanese

What modern language did the US come up with? Oh right, Javascript.

Sorry, kid. But your little European country isn't as great as the United States.

>but we created this modern programming language!

>*pats it on the back*

Neat stuff, kid.

>What modern language did the US come up with? Oh right, Javascript.

As usual Americans ruin everything when the rest of the world is having fun.

Even the Poojeets created a decent language: Julia.

USA invented the computers!
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Sorry, kid. But your little European country isn't as great as the United States.
>but we created this modern programming language!
>*pats it on the back*
Neat stuff, kid...
>*dialing hot American wife*
Can't wait to fuck you.

Computers were developed independently by both the British and Germans before and during WW2.

As usual Amaricans came in and stole a great idea.

American woman is the best

The White House is becoming the Russian orthodox church?

What a majestic building, and also looks like it's from a fantasy RPG game.

Lua - brazil

i don't know how those people managed to create a language

>Go
>Assembly

Brazil is 10-15 percent European.

Ocaml, Coq - France

Brazil is more white than Sweden and Germany nowadays.

>Coq

Of course by the cucks who elected Macron.

shitty forced meme

"C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot
of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much
easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if
the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out,
that in itself would be a huge reason to use C."


--Linux Torvald

Seems like all europoors can do is invent Fischer Price tier meme languages, unlike girthy, meaty (like a burger) American languages like C or HolyC.

Neither do I - and I'm a brazilian.

>Compare 1(one) country with literally over 30+ countries

It looks like Abdul Islam turned gay halfway designing these buildings

But can any of those do this in one line?
Draw.MapleLeaf(0, 0, 100, 100, brightred)

Javascript and Go. Americans are the worst.

Or alternatively
>Compare 1 (one) federation of 50 states with literally 1 (one) union of 28 states.

UK has 4 states and Germany and Swiss have 19+26 states.

People get the capitol building and white house confused all the time

>c#
>typescript
>dart

>decent

That's not kreml that's Tatarchurch in Moscow.

Why did they remove the crosses?

Lua is south american

because mouthbreathers will associate Russia with being a Orthodox Patriarchal society and that having Russian influence over the "gubernment" is a good thing because of it.

Because TIME is grasping at straws

>Where's their Google?
Yandex?

You just named a bunch of shitty languages
>C#
>TypeScrpt
>Haskell
Languages created by microsoft. Haskell is for unemployed people, typescript is just javascript at the botttom. C# has a horrible ecosystem

>C++
Horrible ecosystem and is only used by programmers who can't wrap their head around C or just don't want to.

>Dart
Syntax is shit

>kotlin
>shit syntax, runs in JVM, designed for being used in an IDE (meaning it's designed for literal retards).

>Scala
>Ocaml
These are just okay

The best languages:

C
Go
JavaScript
D
Rust

Qwant

It’s Russian

Hahahahaha hahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhh

I forget sometimes how dumb Americans are

All your shitty meme languages run on interpreters written in C, which is American. The Internet runs on JavaScript, also American.

>being proud of JavaScript

>JavaScript

>eich
>not german

it was designed by an Italian, whom I think Ivan the Terrible blinded afterwords, so he can't build anything else as majestic, or I maybe thinking of another church...

and the signature onion domes are there to keep the snow from piling up, otherwise all the roofs would just cave in

>He's emotional
Get off this board if you're so offended. I'm not here to make your smelly ass laugh. And take your hahahas somewhere else, little bitch.

>Qwant
You're an actual fool.

You Europeans couldn't be funny if you tried. You use mostly American things in your daily life. Smug without a realization in your tiny brain.

The ignorant American meme is all you Euros have left when you begin to feel inferior.

Take your ass somewhere and sit down before I get annoyed. I'd slam your fucking pants RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.

>an american hell bent on proving how uneuropean he is
niggers shouldn't be allowed to use computers

Crystal is argentinian.
Ada and Rust are from murrica.
Also
>implying Hasklel and Scala are decent instead of the clusterfuck they are

Which is the reasons stuff barely works.
We could have Mass Effect tier computers, but nooo, murrica had to set back technological progress a century.

Ada is French, created under contract with the DoD. Try again.

Was SPARK created in French as well?

Qwant is shit.

From looking at you'd think he blinded him BEFOREHAND

Can anyone tell me the music name in this video?
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Perl: AMERICA

There sure are decent programming languages made in burgerland.
However, Perl is not one of them.

>Greenland
>php

>Lisp

the documentation is called coqdoc :--DDDdd

made me choke on my grapes

>they were made by brits and germans during ww2
>us stole it after the war

love this new meme

Because Donald Trump had two shops of ice cream.

that's the narrative the democrats have chosen to spout through the mass media which is their propaganda arm.

Japan got Ruby (which is better than Python btw)

I'm not even american but
USA: C and Lisp, two of the most influential languages of all time and forefathers of today's high level memes.

dude russia lmao
it was HER TURN

D: Romania

It's actually an adaptation of magical and folk motifs which peasants would normally make in wood, translated into brick and tile.
Also, everything was "tacky" and gaudy past a certain point because of the scarcity of dyes and paints.

They are not decent, though