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How can men program well if they're constantly thinking about sex?
Aiden Jones
Jack Nguyen
we sublimate our desires for sex into our code.
programming is actually quite erotic beneath the surface
Jack Reed
Only shitskins and pubescent teens constantly think about sex.
Oliver Gray
masturbate until it goes away, even though its back 20 minutes later.
Hudson Wright
>Wake up at 5:00am
>Brew my black as black coffee
>Log into my company's VPN
>Get all of my work done by 10:00am
>Make breakfast
>Wife wakes up, we fuck and then she eats a cold breakfast while we lay in bed
Monday through Friday
Colton Perez
I, too, also fuck my son's mother
Ethan Richardson
That's a myth perpetuated by women
Gavin Hernandez
What is sex? What is food? What is sleeping?
I NEED TO FIGURE THIS VIRUS NO TIME FOR THAT
Connor Gonzalez
sadpanda
Jacob Bailey
Chemical castration.