Fuck JavaScript

If you use JavaScript, kill yourself.

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I only use javascript for dynamicly updating a webpage
no libraries either

any website I make, if it can function without javascript enabled, it should

everything should be coded in assembly. specifically with the microsoft macro assembler.

all websites should be usable with javascript disabled

Fine, I'll use ECMAScript 6 instead.

a stopwatch without javascript

I'll wait

Pretty sure you can whip up something alon those lines using CSS3.

Don't worry, I use TypeScript

so why not use JS vs other client side scripting?

whats so bad about it? isnt it all the same thing basically

but node.js is comfy
no other back end language even comes close

99.9% of users aren't tinfoil fags from Sup Forums who disable Javascript. Why should developers cater to an autistic minority?

Why can't I use python instead of JavaScript?

How did you post on this site then?

Technically, if you rotate a thing.

JS can be super comfy.
Gotta invest time into ES6 features/build a toolchain and you can write elegant functional code.
The retarded hoisting is fixed with const/let and there are many options to have stricter typing.
Browsers are a hostile environment and the original language was created in 6 days, all things considered it could've gone worse

no, fuck off autist

super meme, super botnet and super CIA-N-word.

t. kode kamp grad who only knows javascript and php

*kysses myself*

name a better xplatoform gui application platform. I will wait.

get with the times grandpa

we need 3MB JS libraries on every webpage

...

JS itself is great because I can force everyone who visits my web site to execute totally arbitrary code on their machines without their authorisation.

let's see you do it then

and the only thing you can do is to shorten my battery life. wow use your power wise mr hax0r

Whats up with this trend of making everything in javascript nowadays?

portability and a 3rd party library rich ecosystem.

Here
thecodeplayer.com/walkthrough/make-a-stopwatch-using-css3-without-images-or-javascript

>paying for bootcamp
lol
go write some fizzbuzz

it's the only language that runs in the web browser (sans webassembly which is not production ready)

that's on the execution engine that is vulnerable, not on the language

>javascript will be the One language in your lifetime

destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript
relevant

This, unless the website's main function is literally impossible without it

This is why I hate Javashit.

>hating things because they can be misused
???

because someone wrote shitty code in it and put it on an image?

Content driven sites, like news or blogs, shouldn't need a single piece of Javascript.
Service based sites, I feel should use a bit of ajax and bit of script to update when inputting your personal details.

Any site that runs quicker and simpler rather than complex and fancy wins in my book. It all renders like shit anyways.

>can literally botnet mine cryptos on your pc