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>Implying I didn't go outside today
>For 20 minutes
>To buy groceries and then come right back

>me irl

i did get up to poop earlier

me except there's nothing outside except trees

Allergies.This medication isn't strong enuff

>black kid's outside
Yup, staying inside

>boomers complain about kids being addicted to video games and phones
>while sitting in front of their tv

okay

so what

Poor grammar
Let me guess, Mexican?

>female in the picture
>isn't looking at her phone while listening to music and texting
>brown kid in the picture
>is playing baseball outside and not taking selfies of himself stealing car steroes

we cute

Stop using antibacterial soap, you are supposed to build a bit of resistance to your environment.

>girl not looking at her phone
>dude is not fat in some way
>kid outside is not doing some trendy meme like fidget spinner

3/10

Thanks for the input but do you know how allergies work?It is your immune system resisting to foreign particles.

go outside
>smell of burning marijuana everywhere
>loud shitskins everywhere
>garbage and dogshit everywhere
>smells like a public toilet everywhere
>debris in the air from constant construction everywhere

Stay inside
>peace
>quiet
>cleanliness
>anime and vidya

Sure I'm addicted but the alternative is worse

I'm allergic to sunlight

Quite literally sadly, so I have an excuse

>go outside
>everyone has smartphones
wew
>anime
Hi. Go to heaven.

where do you live?

Brooklyn, NY

India

Yes, but I've heard and read about the fact that obsessive cleaning is bad for your health.

you should move

>girl and boy bathing under deadly radiation
>girl fueling her addiction with drugs bought from a caffeine dispensery
>girl has a dog that has been mutated into some horrible monstronsity
>boy is so retarded he can't even catch the ball with a giant baseball mitt

I don't get what this image is implying. Is it saying that no matter what you're doing you're fucked?

I'm addicted but productive.
Got my sendmail instance to tag outgoing mail with dkim-signatures that pass the google sniff test so mail doesn't go to spam.

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I guess it is worth a try.Illlook into it.

Go live as near as possible to a pole. You stay at home for the 6 months of light, and then go out in the 6 of darkness.

I just went outside to get a latte at the coffee shop that opened near my house and stopped by the library for a textbook on linear algebra and vectors.

Walking along, I saw maybe 5 people outside, the coffee shop was completely empty.
The espresso they used wasn't even that good.
Going outside sucks.

It's fucking 92 F outside with 57% humidity. Almost unbearably hot, I hate FL.

I go outside only at night and on the weekends to get wasted. So yeah, you're right, I'm addicted I guess but to alcohol.

I wish I could use my thinkpad for software tinkering and coding but I procrastinate too much on that.

>not closing your rings daily

For fucking shame, Sup Forums

what's that

And I care because..?

fagpple watch fitness tracker I think

Looks like fitbit data or something similar.

He's a /fit/ fag who thinks anyone cares that he wears his expensive watch that doesnt tell time unless you buy the even more expensive version while he masturbates.

why is his house in the park ?

I literally just walked my dog. Checkmate, atheists!

flat earther detected

drink nettle tea, it helps slightly against some allergies and hay fever

People outside are annoying as hell. Laughing and screaming as loud as they can, this isn't the fucking jungle.

>People who have fun are fucking annoying
>Everywhere should have library rules
>People shouldn't be loud in the one fucking place you're supposed to be allowed to be loud, hence the phrase "OUTDOOR VOICES"

You know, being easily upset by noises is a sign of autism.

This is why you have no friends.

Stop being a bitch boy and go hunt some gators.

There's nothing outside except nature and buildings (mostly empty). My family all died and everyone else is not concerning to me.

Why is his mouse on the left side of the keyboard if he's using his right hand?

And go to jail, sure.

>Current year
>Not using earphones to block out the sound of normies
>shiggy diggy doo

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I only go out for direct needs. My get up, or should I say outfit, is one that reflects my mood: persistently inquisitive, yet enigmatic and seemingly aloof. During such tasks, I am equipped with a black Sony music player (slightly greased because we're all human) with Linkin Park and other miscellaneous tunes. My pick is usually L'Park, especially as I browse with my smartphone the Reddit seciton reserved for analytical minds. I'm sure to have the ear buds pumping high volume from my ears to attract any eavesdropping female ears who so desire to attribute the escaping musical notes as my life's soundtrack. Yes, I understand quite thoroughly the ways in which fedora headgear is maligned, but I consider my character that of an independently evolved, highly adept one where nothing affects me. You could step in front of me at checkout in Taco Bell and I would proclaim, "I don't care." I've experienced it all and when I decide to go outside, I'm more ready than ever to bust through that door.

You got cops patrolling the swamps?

If you're smart you gain more knowledge and resources staying inside learning.

There was nothing wrong with his grammar

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I would go out if I had friends.

Sounds like Vancouver.

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>don't have or want dog because they smell
>don't have or want gf because they smell
>don't have or want kids because they smell
there's nothing for me outside.

The point is that these are solitary experiences, while watching TV isn't.

Gramps wants to hang out you worthless little shit

I confirm this. My sister and I watched Ghost Hunters with my Grandmother before she was killed in a car accident.

>>don't have or want gf because they smell
that pretty much sums up eating pussy

>tfw social anxiety
>can barely go about daily activities like shopping, getting food
>always wear headphones to avoid talking to people
fuck me

kek

lolwat

Maybe if they don't clean it, which is most roasties.

I went out today for about 1h+ ish or so

samesame user-kun

>this isn't the fucking jungle.
kek

this

Soooo. When are you and your sister going to find Gmas ghost?

It's possible, also gun shots are loud.

Use a crossbow

Good option. How the fuck would I take the gator though?

Yeah, you might want to get a crew together.

Draw skin cancer on the people outside.

Do you have a southern accent? Do you smell of gasoline?

>not washing your hands before and after eating, going outside, taking a piss and fapping

Not him but southern people with mild accents can't hear their own accent and think they sound like they're speaking Standard American.

No.

why would I go outside when I control a botnet of private IP cams?
I can be anywhere in the world from the comfort of my standDesk

>kid's
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As much as polfags would have you believe otherwise, the outside does not belong to the black kids

Are you retarded?

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It's 42°C outside

las vegas?

>celsius
>burgerland units
pick one

Regular soap is fine, user.

i couldnt imagine bongs got that hot

>he doesn't crossboard on /p/
>He doesn't stalk people and fleeting dreams in public for hours

Fuck off

groundhog day

every day the same

ironically i was the one stalking some cute girl who was taking photos of everything in my neighborhood

>One day ill really finish this software project!
>just a little more time inside...

The thing is, I do go out. I just mostly do it alone.

I go to music gigs, I take photos, I go to museums and art exhibitions and, sometimes, restaurants, sometimes I just pack a lunch and go eat it in a park, sometimes I go to the middle of the city to read a book or just look around, and so on, and so on.

I just don't have enough real life friends to actually get company more than a few times a year. Last year it was 4, this year so far 1.

I feel fucking bad now, t-thanks.

It's southern bongland I think

I left the house today

once

to acquire tendies

you are literally me

The Wim Hof method worked for my allergies. You should try it my dude.

:.(

>Mr. Freeze has one quick method to heal all your ailments and raise your testosterone
>just take a cold ass shower in winter

Sunlight fucks me up pretty bad. Sucks to be white in a country made by god for shitskins.

Is there anything sadder than someone eating alone?

I don't get people who are so fucked in the head they need to be surrounded by other people at all times, and if they can't, then they're bothering other people on their phone.

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