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Shit edition
terrible edition
this was the post you were saving for the new thread?
yea i agree
when money goes fully digital (card and smartphone payments), it will be so much better
also, criminals who deal in cash get BTFO
Charli
yes
Kyary
>tfw no qt pi british bf
Wonder if janny would vote for Brexit
I hate driving.
I always end up REEEing at someone.
excellent post
HAHA
FARAGE JUST GOT REKT
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Every time I do a shitpost thread in Sup Forums it gets deleting instantly almost
Fucking hell our mods aren't so bad
>also, criminals who deal in cash get BTFO
This is a fairly good point.
*buys bitcoins*
am I the only one who doesn't like physical cash
its clumsy to handle and always gets lost.
had the backing track for this stuck in my head all day ffs
what's it like going to a club lads?
what do you do? is it easy to 'pull' a girl?
please enlighten me
I'd much rather woohoo desu
yooo
wahoo
bona fide islamic scholar right here lads
been watching a pornstar called dolly little
I only carry cash when I'm going to the city
Otherwise I put everything on my card
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG
Got my Labour membership welcome pack today lads
alri thailad
i only pull at bars. i cant dance well enough for clubs
alri
*Votes leave*
I've been in several confrontations with people whilst driving. One old cunt was tailgaiting me to fuck even though i was going 40 in a 30 zone. He pulled up along side me at a light and said he was going to "break my legs". I had a metal bar and he was an old cunt so it's probably good that he didn't do anything or he'd probably have serious brain damage right now
america is a bit different tbf
how is your ramadan going?
oh god
do you HAVE to dance at a club? can't you just stand around and take turns talking to other people?
>never heard of her before
>google her and click first link
>straight into the bin she goes
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heh
In what ways?
I thought we were twinsies :(
Got a tenner on France.
don't get it
You wander around, moving awkwardly, struggle to get a drink cause you can never get the bartenders attention and when you can hardly stand have some slag rub up against you
the government has no right to tell me what I can and can not own or what I can and can not put in my body
got a hard on over you
sadly yes, you do have to dance if you want to smash that club slag gash
remember reading a post from a lad on Sup Forums yonks ago about how he just mimes reload animations from video games and pulls reet good slags in, maybe that'll work for you la
tights lads.
As a Paki living in the UK, I just want to ask, what is up with your women? They have no respect for you and they are always wanting to sleep with us foreigners.
I don't mean to be offensive, but I think you guys need Islam to make you men again.
Ah yes
going to get a pizza and icecream
yea i agree to be honest
i hate drugs though
boots.com
Literally morphine on boots, you can legally order this morphine to your house I'm not joking
how do I be less clumsy with cash
>can never get the bartender's attention
bartender here
we avoid serving mongs on purpose because it's fun to watch them :^)
Gay bender cunt
Dog bless Britain
>live in Folkestone
>had no idea QT and are Nige were in town
Fucks ache lads
Thinking about getting McD's for lunch/footie lads
Thoughts?
Fuck I hate it when I'm already going heaps fast and cunts are still being imppatient behind me.
I also don't understand road rage. My mate, he gets so fucking angry when people tailgate him yet he does it whenever he can.
Been invited to the pub to watch the france game with the lads
The government has no right to violate the Non-Agression Principle via income tax but you don't seem to care about that do you?
>100ml
How much of this would I need to drink to get fucked up?
Bit hard to have a conversation with the music going
>WE'RE BEING INVADED AND DILUTED
I hate UKIP racists because they're literally the biggest gift to Bremain.
the old/new mix always gets me in London
you see the old Georgian marble with huge glass boxes plonked on top of them
the new is mostly shit though
The bartender's where I go recognize me even though I only go about once or twice a month. They usually talk to me and they've even given me advice when I'm meeting with a girl or whatever.
Talking to bartenders feels normie.
>do you HAVE to dance at a club
you don't HAVE to, but most of the club is taken up by a dancefloor
smoking area is where to go for a chat
Coercion is sometimes good and necessary.
Tax is an example of good coercion, you get to live in a civilised society.
daily reminder you're subhuman if you vote remain
>Height: 4'9½
>the new is mostly shit though
Its not really the new
A lot of Britain was built during the 40s-70s which makes the majority of the country look like dogshit
evening lads
gonna start getting the bevvies down me in a sec
1 bong lads
1 bong
Anyone know where I can download the playlist they use at Tesco?
ask em lad
Yeah the nigger store might have it
>people still think the sun is 93 million miles away
>people still think that they're being spun round at +1000 mph without feeling a thing
>people still think that they're currently travelling through space at 30km per second without feeling a thing
Idiots.
Decent odds on goal 1st half iirc
so crushingly lonely lads
>fe.png
You don't feel it when you're moving in a car, you only feel it when it changes speed or direction
5mg morphine is equal to 30mg codeine so;
20x30=600mg codeine
600mg codeine is a good bit. About two really good doses.
Did a cum in the gf just
Bit bored now
going to a tove lo concert just so i can see a pair of tits
Giroud's been killing it for France over the last 8-9 games
The very tip of my knob is tingling and i'm not aroused almost like a mild stinging, what is it lads?
>equivalent 1.0mg morphine hydrochloride per 5ml
>100ml bottle
>20mg morphine
I guess if you're completely new to opiates an entire bottle would do the trick. 20mg sounds good, but you'll need to up it to 60-100mg pretty quickly if you form a habit.
>flat earthers
im sad and i cant talk about it
Investment idea: Freddos
you got the clap
nigga you ded
>Did a cum in the gf just
>Bit bored now
Doing this would unironically be the greatest moment of my life tho
reminder that flat earthers are shills used to try and discredit believers of other "conspiracy theories"
>You don't feel it when you're moving in a car
Look at this mug. Literally, look at this mug. He's saying that when you're in a car you don't feel it moving. What kind of a person would make such a wild and incredible incorrect statement? Literally a mug. Have a decent look at this mug everyone. Absolute mug.
Is there a limit to how much of this I can buy in store as I know they can impose limits online.
If not I'll just buy a load and use the self checkout
Suck my dick Sershlad! Suck it!!!
might combine ZMA with xanax and booze
I have some friends that unironically think there is a global zionist conspiracy and they make jokes about flat earth but I can't tell if they're actually joking
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buzzing on 100ml of h2o + citric acid