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poo

Shit edition

terrible edition

this was the post you were saving for the new thread?

yea i agree

when money goes fully digital (card and smartphone payments), it will be so much better

also, criminals who deal in cash get BTFO

Charli

yes

Kyary

>tfw no qt pi british bf

Wonder if janny would vote for Brexit

I hate driving.

I always end up REEEing at someone.

excellent post

HAHA
FARAGE JUST GOT REKT
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Every time I do a shitpost thread in Sup Forums it gets deleting instantly almost

Fucking hell our mods aren't so bad

>also, criminals who deal in cash get BTFO
This is a fairly good point.

*buys bitcoins*

am I the only one who doesn't like physical cash

its clumsy to handle and always gets lost.

had the backing track for this stuck in my head all day ffs

what's it like going to a club lads?

what do you do? is it easy to 'pull' a girl?

please enlighten me

I'd much rather woohoo desu

yooo
wahoo

bona fide islamic scholar right here lads

been watching a pornstar called dolly little

I only carry cash when I'm going to the city
Otherwise I put everything on my card

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG

Got my Labour membership welcome pack today lads

alri thailad

i only pull at bars. i cant dance well enough for clubs

alri

*Votes leave*

I've been in several confrontations with people whilst driving. One old cunt was tailgaiting me to fuck even though i was going 40 in a 30 zone. He pulled up along side me at a light and said he was going to "break my legs". I had a metal bar and he was an old cunt so it's probably good that he didn't do anything or he'd probably have serious brain damage right now

america is a bit different tbf

how is your ramadan going?

oh god

do you HAVE to dance at a club? can't you just stand around and take turns talking to other people?

>never heard of her before
>google her and click first link
>straight into the bin she goes

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heh

In what ways?
I thought we were twinsies :(

Got a tenner on France.

don't get it

You wander around, moving awkwardly, struggle to get a drink cause you can never get the bartenders attention and when you can hardly stand have some slag rub up against you

the government has no right to tell me what I can and can not own or what I can and can not put in my body

got a hard on over you

sadly yes, you do have to dance if you want to smash that club slag gash

remember reading a post from a lad on Sup Forums yonks ago about how he just mimes reload animations from video games and pulls reet good slags in, maybe that'll work for you la

tights lads.

As a Paki living in the UK, I just want to ask, what is up with your women? They have no respect for you and they are always wanting to sleep with us foreigners.

I don't mean to be offensive, but I think you guys need Islam to make you men again.

Ah yes

going to get a pizza and icecream

yea i agree to be honest

i hate drugs though

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Literally morphine on boots, you can legally order this morphine to your house I'm not joking

how do I be less clumsy with cash

>can never get the bartender's attention

bartender here

we avoid serving mongs on purpose because it's fun to watch them :^)

Gay bender cunt

Dog bless Britain

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>live in Folkestone
>had no idea QT and are Nige were in town

Fucks ache lads

Thinking about getting McD's for lunch/footie lads
Thoughts?

Fuck I hate it when I'm already going heaps fast and cunts are still being imppatient behind me.

I also don't understand road rage. My mate, he gets so fucking angry when people tailgate him yet he does it whenever he can.

Been invited to the pub to watch the france game with the lads

The government has no right to violate the Non-Agression Principle via income tax but you don't seem to care about that do you?

>100ml

How much of this would I need to drink to get fucked up?

Bit hard to have a conversation with the music going

>WE'RE BEING INVADED AND DILUTED

I hate UKIP racists because they're literally the biggest gift to Bremain.

the old/new mix always gets me in London
you see the old Georgian marble with huge glass boxes plonked on top of them

the new is mostly shit though

The bartender's where I go recognize me even though I only go about once or twice a month. They usually talk to me and they've even given me advice when I'm meeting with a girl or whatever.

Talking to bartenders feels normie.

>do you HAVE to dance at a club
you don't HAVE to, but most of the club is taken up by a dancefloor
smoking area is where to go for a chat

Coercion is sometimes good and necessary.

Tax is an example of good coercion, you get to live in a civilised society.

daily reminder you're subhuman if you vote remain

>Height: 4'9½

>the new is mostly shit though

Its not really the new

A lot of Britain was built during the 40s-70s which makes the majority of the country look like dogshit

evening lads

gonna start getting the bevvies down me in a sec

1 bong lads
1 bong

Anyone know where I can download the playlist they use at Tesco?

ask em lad

Yeah the nigger store might have it

>people still think the sun is 93 million miles away
>people still think that they're being spun round at +1000 mph without feeling a thing
>people still think that they're currently travelling through space at 30km per second without feeling a thing

Idiots.

Decent odds on goal 1st half iirc

so crushingly lonely lads

>fe.png

You don't feel it when you're moving in a car, you only feel it when it changes speed or direction

5mg morphine is equal to 30mg codeine so;

20x30=600mg codeine

600mg codeine is a good bit. About two really good doses.

Did a cum in the gf just

Bit bored now

going to a tove lo concert just so i can see a pair of tits

Giroud's been killing it for France over the last 8-9 games

The very tip of my knob is tingling and i'm not aroused almost like a mild stinging, what is it lads?

>equivalent 1.0mg morphine hydrochloride per 5ml
>100ml bottle
>20mg morphine

I guess if you're completely new to opiates an entire bottle would do the trick. 20mg sounds good, but you'll need to up it to 60-100mg pretty quickly if you form a habit.

>flat earthers

im sad and i cant talk about it

Investment idea: Freddos

you got the clap
nigga you ded

>Did a cum in the gf just
>Bit bored now
Doing this would unironically be the greatest moment of my life tho

reminder that flat earthers are shills used to try and discredit believers of other "conspiracy theories"

>You don't feel it when you're moving in a car
Look at this mug. Literally, look at this mug. He's saying that when you're in a car you don't feel it moving. What kind of a person would make such a wild and incredible incorrect statement? Literally a mug. Have a decent look at this mug everyone. Absolute mug.

Is there a limit to how much of this I can buy in store as I know they can impose limits online.

If not I'll just buy a load and use the self checkout

Suck my dick Sershlad! Suck it!!!

might combine ZMA with xanax and booze

I have some friends that unironically think there is a global zionist conspiracy and they make jokes about flat earth but I can't tell if they're actually joking

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buzzing on 100ml of h2o + citric acid