/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Old News
• user gets a phone stand and a voxlink cable
• Older Kingdian S280 is still going strong
• MIXZA has new Chicken Micro SD's
• user receives something he didn't order
• user shares some Zuk Z2 shots
• user gets new keycaps for his mech keyboard
• Seller cancels user's order of lube
• user does a short review of the Renault K10
• user shows off his rainbow coloured weed seeds and some cables >News
• user got his chink headlight, it's pretty bright • user has the same headlight but on his the battery contacts aren't right • user got his stuff for today a silk poster of the movie Interstellar some USB Led strips • LED phone cases are a thing now and ROCK is selling them • user gets some SATA to mSATA adapters • user imports a flip phone from China • user reviews a bunch of Gearbest orders he got • Xiaomi Mi6c shows up on gfxbench • user receives Asian teas from Yunnan Sourcing • user gets a RayBan replica it's a little crooked with some bending it's alright • user gets refund on a cashmere sweater that started shedding everywhere Previous thread

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inear-monitoring.eu/en/produkte/inear-universelles-monitoring/monitoring-stagediver.htm
gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html
aliexpress.com/item/real-silicone-sex-dolls-robot-japanese-140cm-anime-love-doll-realistic-toys-for-men-big-breast/32717614173.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.5.F3CXPX&traffic_analysisId=recommend_2088_3_82199_new&scm=1007.13339.82199.0&pvid=b643b48a-1dc0-48a3-81ce-b3f5bd0fad46&tpp=1
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_81592.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_242361.html?wid=21
s.aliexpress.com/aUjuyYzi
cpsc.gov
youtube.com/watch?v=wgv-DqOGlOA
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sup chinksters
what is the cheapest over ear style ZST/ZS3/whatever with a decent shell

IDGAF about sound since I only want the shell

>tfw only non-important stuff arrived
How long will they make me wait for my underwater chink mints

This is really lovely, DSA have been way too expensive before.

What are you waiting for?

blitzwolf 180cm microusb cable
Jinhao 599A
Böker subcom knockoffs

2 armbands for mi band, a fan, and _5_ fidget spinners

they're for my wife's son

Why put a second HDD in your dankpad rather than just put in an mSATA? Chinks offer those too.

kz zs3 and zst+bt cable

...

owo what's this?

Ask yourself why does Sup Forums allow the following spam threads;
- chinese shit markets
- think pads
- daily linux thread
- amd/nvidia shills
- torrent shit (/t/)
- mechnicanical keyboards

ALL OF THESE ARE TECHNOLOGY RELATED ONLY ON THE SURFACE, THEY ARE PAID FOR ADVERTISING. DO NO ENGAGE IN THESE THREADS. REPORT THEM WHEN YOU SEE THEM.

my T420blazeit does not have an msata slot

>torrents
>linux
>paid for advertising

>tfw eating noodles out of a chink metal bowl with chink metal chopsticks

ISK HP2011.

That's strange, since I put one in mine just the other day.

ZS3, I guess. They sell for €7 and they copy the shape and design of the €350 InEar StageDiver earphones. On InEar's website site you can read that "the housing was developed by overlapping over 500 different scans from ear impressions. Several prototypes were manufactured in-house and tested on customers to find the perfect fit so the monitor will not move. At the end of the development cycle InEar had created an almost perfect to the anatomy of the ear universal monitor."
inear-monitoring.eu/en/produkte/inear-universelles-monitoring/monitoring-stagediver.htm

>thanks to the user for the tip with the USB LED strips
I'm interested on doing that, it looks cool. What tip did the guy give you?

Fonge S500 or T01 for ~2€

ZS3s are more like $20 on ali, where did you find them for €7?

gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html

aliexpress.com/item/real-silicone-sex-dolls-robot-japanese-140cm-anime-love-doll-realistic-toys-for-men-big-breast/32717614173.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.5.F3CXPX&traffic_analysisId=recommend_2088_3_82199_new&scm=1007.13339.82199.0&pvid=b643b48a-1dc0-48a3-81ce-b3f5bd0fad46&tpp=1

53% off and no additional shipping fees? Oh gee, it must be my lucky day

Does it have underwear or I should buy everything?

/csg/ OP art is best art. everytime.

>My friend, if you need more information, please contact us, thank you very much for your time and support!
I'm not sure, but you should try contact the seller for additional information.

Damn they look good.

I should stop browsing these threads if I want to save money.

Or you could fuck off. If the mods didn't like this general they'd ban it. Neck yourself.

Anyone recommend a good hotas or driving wheel and pedals?

Some extra N3DS styluses, a USB 3DS charger cable, and a laser presenter remote.

Can you guys recommend me some wireless earphones from gearbest?

I'm considering these:

gearbest.com/earphones/pp_81592.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_242361.html?wid=21

Shill :)

Got a refund for the mi band 2 straps because buyers protection run out. But I still hope to receive them.

And fuck, I want my mouse pad so badly.

I'm still thinking what I'll buy next. Probably some coiled cables for my HD 598, a headphone stand and some kind, can anyone recommend me one?

Also, maybe some kitchen utensils, but I'll wait.

Bluedio

Everything has been in country for weeks now. Chinks are faster than the american postal service.

The fuck is with these wire keychains?

Xiaomi Redmi 4A good or ordinary chink item? need a phone for mother

>phone for mother
It's fine for that

what

I keep seeing them everywhere.
What are you people doing with them?

>eiaosi
don't know if i should laugh or feel sorry for you

I was the guy on 8.2.4 global on RN3P. Sorry i could only reply after a couple hours, was in a flight.

Basically the battery has been going down faster or from confirmation bias from other anons. In two hours it's gone from 60% to 25% with light reading of manga for half the flight.

Aside from that it works "fine" in the sense that any problems are not immediately apparent but I just want my phone to last longer.

a few things

/cmg/ latest update.

Outside plants - they are coming along nicely.

put keys on them, put my nfc tags on them, securing twinks you find inna woods, cock ring you know the normal stuff


I need cheap ones and ones that I wont feel bad about ruining. I make a concerning amount of ear wax and ruin all my iem

/cmg/ greenhouse/growhouse plants.

also coming along well, however some are near dead sadly.

I'm the user that asked what was happening.

I advise you to try flashing the beta rom, if you want to stick with MIUI. I found it much better than the regular one.

I have my RN3P since launch and my battery still lasts long even with heavy usage. Maybe it's not the software, maybe your battery is faulty.

Anyone recommend any chink action cameras, lost my gopro sailing and want a cheap replacement, must do 1080p 60fps tho(4k 30fps if possible)? Preferably less then £100

what happened to the original chink mint?

Yi 4k

He OD'd on them

Need a light source thats better/closer and they wont get so leggy.

So I can do stabilisation and not have to go sub 1080p

Dont get wireless earphones from GB mate

That's possible, I've been having what I imagine to be both hardware and software problems lately. I'll probably go with lineageOS, if ever. I like having tap-to-wake.

In other news, for software problems, if I press in on the upper area or on the upper left area, it causes my screen to eff up and go blue screen eventually. Do you have any idea what's causing this aside from the stimulus? I'm not sure how exactly this can be repaired, as I don't know any authorized repair centers nearby.

The heartbeat sensor on my Mi Band 2 stopped working. What do?

Conquer the mortals

???

csg is the only good threads on g which are not full of retards throwing shit at each other, fuckoff

What is the cheapest Chinese phone that has some custom ROMs, preferably official Lineage OS, or at least one that has available sources and is updated. Would be cool if the camera was good enough to take photos of documents, had LTE working in Europe, 5-6" HD (or better) screen.

What?

that seems to happen randomly, change firmware, either up- or downgrade.

what did u mean by this?

When said Yi 4k I thought they were asking why I wanted 4k

Are you certain you still have a heartbeat for it to sense?

kek

Gf wants a ~10" 2-in-1 for academia werk, would a chuwi 10 pro be a good pick would she need to spring for a pricier Asus transformer whatever? I tried suggesting yogabook but that's somewhat beyond the point. Usage would pretty much be word, powerpoint, some browsing and some videos watching.

For AmerAnons ebay has a coupon for 20% off 50$+ (excluding shipping) in the Home & Garden, Baby, Pets, Crafts, Food, or Sporting Goods categories.

Of interest: Home & Garden includes tools, light bulbs, LED strips, arduino crap, and so on. Sporting Goods includes things like flashlights, bike crap, multitools and other EDC gear + Autism Propellers.

It's sitewide unlike the previous coupons in recent months, and expires midnight PST tonight, so go ham: P20MEMDAY

unfortunately the sun is not great here and i am waiting for new lights to arrive!

which lamp did you order?
an LED full spectrum grow lamp (pink)? how many watts?

t. the other mintfag.

Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro Special Edition

wat?

Mi4c is $99, has quite a lot of ROMs and a nice camera

shit nigger, i just ordered some LED bulbs.

Does she really need it to be 2-in-1 instead of just getting a laptop?

You can just use a cfl bulbs. Dont waste your money.

what kind of t420 do you have? Mine has a msata inside
I have both?!

they all have msata, it's the little slot on the right hand side.

really? well shit, it might have one after all. but I need the adapter for for my HDD anyway

Have also gotten this when using no-script

that is the pci-e what you mean.
the msata is on the back side, under the little plastic cover where the first ram slot sits.

Flash LOS you dweeb. MiUI is cancer.

Ikr. But CFLs also put out a lot of power in the green spectrum, don't they? That is reflected from the plant anyways.
So I think using all the power to generate useful wavelength light is a better idea. And they're not even that expensive. But yeah, there could be lots of fakes.
Most marijuana growing websites say that you need at least 150 Watts of CFL. Not 150 Watt equiv. 150 Watts of CFL light.
Maybe 80 Watts of LEDs specialied for this purpose is a better solution. But I'm not sure.

I found this:
Full Spectrum Led Grow Light E27 30W 50W 80W Led Growing Lamp for Flower Plant Hydroponics System aquarium Led lighting
s.aliexpress.com/aUjuyYzi

But I wouldn't waste money on something like this until I can't be quite sure that they're real cannabis plants.

Are you products safe? Go to cpsc.gov right now, user!

it's from china, of course it isn't going to adhere to US standards

You just have to worry about red and blue light (6500k and 2700k or vice versa been a while since ive messed with it) so you can trigger the plant when its ready to flower.

I got my note 4 a while ago but tracking never updated. Will i get my money back after the timer runs out?

>place chink order
>20 minutes later receive chink text message

What the fuck

>captcha
WHAT THE FUCK

>place chink order
>not even a day later
>item has been shipped

That has to be so fucking fake.

It doesn't say "item has been shipped." It has 16 lines of hellrunes, about a quarter of which don't display on my shitty old phone.

No, but hopefully you'll get cancer.

nice, I always wanted that

Thanks, I think that's the one I'll take.

Any safe chink ways to kill mosquitos?

bug nets and those lanterns that shock them to death, they're all made in china

Apparently they're good for reading, so yeah.
I explained how mobile cpus aren't exactly ideal for running windows and cucked myself into the pricier segment. Cube mix plus seems.. okay.

UPDATE: my cat loves my fidget spinner
youtube.com/watch?v=wgv-DqOGlOA

OwO
Beyblades. Nice.

we dont have CFL bulbs here in Goymoney.. Something to do with some Lightbulb Regulation shit.. Ok, maybe we do - but they are the type im using now. not the curly tube style ones that i think of when i see CFL.

red is 2700k and blue is 6500k