Americans are so fucking dumb they can't even get their flag right on their military uniforms

>americans are so fucking dumb they can't even get their flag right on their military uniforms

SIMPLY
CAN
NOT
FABRICATE
THESE
FACTS
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

look at this fucking dumbass. does he actually know his fucking flag? The one he's spilling his dumb blood for?

American-Serb alliance when? Together we could remove all kebabs

trumps-seselj-putin for the holy trinity and world peace without albozergs croats turks bosniaks montenegrins makkes h*ngarians pls

is that guy playing virtual reality xbox?

The freedom and justice of America always moves forward.

lmao no wonder they can't do shit in afghan they're sending them toys lmao hahaha
more like fucking toys lol

i will not allow you to disrespect those brave boys in the united states armed forces
*salutes*

*spits on the ground*
make me tough guy

It's like one bombing wasn't enough for you

*rubs hands together rather jewishly*

*enters praying mantis stance*
come get some... kid

putin will destroy you, roach

*assumes karate position following the guide from reddit precisely*

>lmgtfy
>Civilians often wonder why the US Army Flag Patch is reversed. The answer is: not all Army Flag Patches are reversed, but only those worn on the right shoulder. The reason has to do with proper display of the flag. The blue field of stars should always be in the highest position of honor

On a human body the "highest position of honor" is the front, so when worn on the right shoulder the stars should be closest to the front. In your country is the highest position of honor considered your rear? How strange.

>he fell for the flag meme

*chuckles at you for falling for my trap*
*pulls out my M1911 and puts 2 in the chest, 1 in the head*

THE HOLY TRINITY

HEART, LUNG AND BRAIN

me the guy without any of those

as I vanish I utter my final words "2 steps ahead of you".
*it was a hologram*

Does everyone in the American army wear those shitty looking sunglasses? They had them in those Poland pictures from yesterday too.

shut up they are tacticool

>Teleports behind you
Pssh.... nothing personal, kid.
>perfidies you

>want to join my nation's military
>don't want to look like a retard

What do? You couldn't make me wear those sunglasses even if you paid me.

Nice, didn't expect this one

I think you have to buy your own ridiculous sunglasses

Join the air force and sit on your arse all day.

but they all have the same ones

so then you wander around the iraq/afghan desert being blinded by the sun for 8+ hours a day.

Well you can't exactly get shopping mall variety in the desert

shit. my newness is showing. I never post on this board- should've lurked more.

is ded?

heheheheheh... yeah... heheh... d-dumb americans...

>When worn in this manner, the flag is facing to the observer’s right, and gives the effect of the flag flying in the breeze as the wearer moves forward.

B A S E D

We can hardly talk, Ours are fucking orange.

It's like f.lux in real life

That actually helps the vision. Kinda like "opens" your eyes, you know.

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