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Want to hug a cute Canadian.

>Russia ban
Ok soo some russian on Sup Forums said that they were implementing a anti-cp law. Something about 2-d cp

Could it be the reason for all this?

Cyкa блйaт

better delete that post you filthy polish bastard

>tfw Mongolia is the next one to get banned like his neighbors

>loli is banned
we need to liberate russia
a fight for lolis is a fight for freedom

the collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake.....and now russians got fucked here

I want to ask her for her number really badly. I know I'm an autist and it will be terribly painful and awkward for everyone involved, and she will say no. but i want to just so I don't regret it. but those hurt feelings of rejection... idk what to do /cum/

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between frostback and wetback

just ask for her number you cunt
if she says no just never return

>we need to liberate russia
>a fight for lolis is a fight for freedom
Russia is right to ban Loli garbage. Godspeed Putinistan.

I think this autistic retarded guy might be thinking of asking me for my number. Really hope he doesn't, he's super autistic and he smells weird and it's just going to be awkward...idk what to do /cum/

i was posting in crazy rouble thread.....i called OP a fag

stroking my cock atm

there you are. give me your number you fucking slut

Oh holy shit you need to fuck off. Did the fact /rus/ told you to fuck off clue you into the fact that the USSR wasn't comfy?

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW??

cyka tbqh

>walk in
>Can I have your number?
>Yes/no
>walk out
like that? no food or nothing?

In the future memeology will be a well known field of study and I will likely be quoted in some young PhD student in his dissertation

fag churka is the only one who say that

Dude just give him a handy-J as a prank it's totally not gay.

give it a shot man

>tfw I fall in love with any girl that shows even the slightest hint of affection towards me

waka

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meant for

This never happens to me because I assume they're playing me and resent them for it

anyone else unironically like boku no pico

No, people just don't have a soft spot for the USSR unless they were so.eone like Putin. Sure I 100% believe people who lived in it have so.e good memories but at the end of the day it was a fucked system that no matter how many times you tried it would always collapse.

I think it applies slightly better for the first dude ou replied to tbqh tho

Warriors are about to beat the Cavs.

Ready for that free doritos locos taco, Ameribros?

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>go to bank
>girl from a class is the teller
>she never said a word to me all term
>says hi quietly
>sees my bank account
>starts acting really flirty

Maybe I got to buy some status symbols or something.

>the bad guys always win

aliens dont make contact with us because of mexicans. they hold the human race back as a whole
first we genocide mexicans (that includes chicanos), then contact could be established and we could receive super advanced alien technology or at the very least, proof of alien existence.

How long have you been posting on Sup Forums, user?

You can find ayys in New Mexico

really?

I kinda believe it

fag churka would have called me commie down for posting this ;_;7
youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

Why are you arguing with beaners?

Nah I just made that up because I thought it was funny. No one is that autistic

are... are you seriously arguing with the USSR poster?

No you idiot, WE ARE the aliens. The earth is just our vacation spot. Why do you think we just siesta and fiesta? Because we are on vacations.

what's your home planet like?

he can't even argue with me LOL

Because we are intellectual masters.

who /getting drunk/ here?

>tfw sudden bald spot on mustache
wtf man

not me, but not a bad idea desu. coke and rum tonight?

who the hell is an apple?

>coke and rum

It's a rum and coke, you mongoloid.

How do I stop drinking pop? I swear I'll die soon because of this poison but I just cant stop.

just gonna slam a bunch of beers, 2bh. I've got about a sip of fireball left, but I think I'd rather die

Pretty comfy desu.

By not drinking it try something else like water or milk.

>tfw sudden bald spot on head
H-haha, whattafuck man.

Tequila + Grapefruit
El palomero here

mean to

russians have revived...

Well drink something else..... Like soda

Bought some CBD pills from the weed store, going to try some tonight, not sure what they will do.

Actually, I got a mouthfull of fireball for you

visiting with senpai in another town tbqfh

I prefer brunettes with hazel eyes, 2bh

I heard there was a ban on criticism against russian propaganda and the ruskies hid at Sup Forums

crying a little

Russia is back

they had something like that a while ago, it's why some of their service providers blocked Sup Forums. I think they ended up just blocking one board.

what's that song? I like it.

:D

>music
i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore

Are you a Steam update?
Cuz I'd love to extract your package ;)
Kill me.

so lonely lads

might as well be stranded on a desert island

just google the lyrics :^)

Oi lads where's the Italian general at?

My friends, hello
I will always have you inside a special place within my heart and mind
Thank you all for being so funny and kind and real with me, I am thankful to have talked to you and gotten to know you all
Thank you for the times, both good and bad, and if possible, I will be with you all

no bully my illiteracy

don't do that

>I will be with you all
skeleton detected

Same lad

>strawpoll.me/10453040/r

Thunderstorms rolling in lads haha

>befriend boricuabro at work and have lasting discussions in spanish
>mexicans at work are fucking pochos
>typically the ones from texas
>fucking disgusted
>being overly americanized terrifies me more than ever
>having identity crisis coz of this

don't worry buddy, i voted no
we're on the same side, don't forget that

Let's do argies first. that should wean out the shitposting that they bring from/lat/

lad if you come back at as a ghost, can you help with my life?

I don't know if you've seen the horrible movie, the 6th man, but what occurs is that a basketball player dies and as a ghost helps his brother (another fellow basketball player) win the basketball championship by being the literal and metaphorical "6th man"

I don't play basketball, but I just want some help in everyday life.

godspeed

I got banned for posting a FUCKING drawing

Now I'll have to post from this shitty tablet

who cares, it's a fucking meme half of the time and the other half are bandwagon autists with no opinions of their own. There is like one or two dedicated Canadian shitposters, that's literally it. Canada is an easy target and it's always third world spergs like Brazil, Colombia or some irrelevant literally who buttfuck nowhere trying to force this shit. These kids have nothing. They are quite literally poor and bitter.

VOTE AGAINST ALL CANADIANS HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING DIE YOU LEAFASS FAGGOT

but we're an irrelevant first world country senpai

Did I say anything to the contrary?

gonna buy this, lads

are you actually going to wear it outside?

>beanie

won't our homies be mad?