How do we fix this shithole?

How do we fix this shithole?

Seems alright
What's wrong with it?

By killing yourself.

Ehh better than your two closest neighbours.

Send tacos and tequila

Cut it off the internet, so we never have to deal with their presence again.

Are there really no rivers flowing through the middle? What's wrong with this country?

>burritos y mescal
Ftfy

delet vic, nt, wa, sa, bankstown, add nz

What's Cairns like, Aussies? Saw a map one time regarding climate and it appeared to be in the tropical or sub-tropical one iirc

Also I've literally never seen it mentioned once

N U K E

You a rugby fan by any chance

>tfw ACT

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

It's tropical, bit of a shithole but good for tourists since the GBR is next to it

>be close to Antarctica
>be a fucking desert

Is it even possible for a country to fail this badly at everything?

Shit

no

>what are rain shadows

Reminder that Australia has the 3rd (third) LONGEST mountain range IN THE WORLD

By you leaving.

terraform it

Can you live in those mountains? kek

ye

Nbn

Less refugees

everything

Plant more trees and grass.

be canadian you will get the coolest leader in the world

what if you guys just made a massive man made river going through the center

let us in

nuke it or

The White Australians are at the beach or parties. Only chink and muslims there post on Sup Forums.

Tasmania is alright lad

Move to Bunbury

Antarctica is a desert you dumb fucking compost bird.

i don't understand how people can live in australia tbqh

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He's correct

He's right though.

Holy shit you're dumb.

> Antarctica is a desert, with annual precipitation of only 200 mm (8 in) along the coast and far less inland.[7]

>americans

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Good god I feel bad for your fellow countrymen being associated with you.

put all the indians, arabs, and africans in the middle of the desert cuz they're used to it

Hot as fuck in summer with stupid high humidity all year round. Everything is spread far apart due to the mountain range to the west, and there are abos everywhere.

Fill the desert with lions.

remove chinks

More poofters

amirite!!?

Get a giant ice cube and put it on top of Uluru

You're an embarrassment.

Nah their food is tops.

You're a fucking disgrace considering it is a desert.

samefag

Create two inland seas, one in the simpson desert, and the other in the great victoria desert. then connect each sea by river, and then have a huge river running through them, starting at the gulf of carpentaria and ending in the great australian bight.

He is actually correct, but there really is no need for him to be mean about it

Sorry for this retard. We're not all uneducated fatasses on fat scooters.

But he's right

>calling anyone dumb
Fucking idiot

great thread